posted
I demand boxer briefs in all the colors of a crayola box (the BIG one!!) made from only the finest of cottons and dyed with the most expensive of dyes!!
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted
We have boxer-briefs available in each of the following colors:
Almond Antique Brass Apricot Aquamarine Asparagus Atomic Tangerine Banana Mania Beaver Bittersweet Black Blue Blue Bell Blue Green Blue Violet Brick Red Brink Pink Brown Burnt Orange Burnt Sienna Cadet Blue Canary Caribbean Green Carnation Pink Cerise Cerulean Chestnut Copper Cornflower Cotton Candy Cranberry Dandelion Denim Desert Sand Eggplant Electric Lime Fern Forest Green Fuchsia Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown Gold Goldenrod Granny Smith Apple Gray Green Green Yellow Hot Magenta Inch Worm Indigo Jazzberry Jam Jungle Green Laser Lemon Lavender Macaroni and Cheese Magenta Mahogany Manatee Mango Tango Maroon Mauvelous Melon Midnight Blue Mountain Meadow Navy Blue Neon Carrot Olive Green Orange Orchid Outer Space Outrageous Orange Pacific Blue Peach Periwinkle Pig Pink Pine Green Pink Flamingo Plum Purple Heart Purple Mountain's Majesty Purple Pizzazz Radical Red Raw Sienna Razzle Dazzle Rose Razzmatazz Red Red Orange Red Violet Robin's Egg Blue Royal Purple Salmon Scarlet Screamin’ Green Sea Green Sepia Shadow Shamrock Shocking Pink Silver Sky Blue Spring Green Sunglow Sunset Orange Tan Tickle Me Pink Timber Wolf Torch Red Tropical Rain Forest Tumbleweed Turquoise Blue Unmellow Yellow Violet Red Vivid Tangerine Vivid Violet Wild Blue Yonder Wild Strawberry Wild Watermelon Wisteria Yellow Yellow Green Yellow Orange
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Is it the near future yet?
No, silly, it's the present!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
I'd like a pair, but I don't know what color to choose. What would you recommend, oh calamitous one?
And if I may ask, are you getting this cotton from plants? I've heard rumors that there's an illegal ranch producing cotton from the tails of fluffy rabbits... from space!
posted
What about plaid boxers? Plaid makes me the man I am. Also, do you offer anything in a cotton/poly blend? I'll trade fashion demerits for not having to iron.
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |