By ODIN twas a fine song. I know this warrior of whom you sing, and have seen the very lock of Valkyrie hair whilst we fought together on the Northern Wall.
Here, tonight you have earned your prize.
<throws gold belt to the bard>
Now sing again, a joyous song, let us all lift up our voices and sing of the joy of battle against the painted men of the north
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From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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Perhaps this great song of battle might please the mighty Hrun?
<plucks lute, begins singing>
Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. The hammer of the gods Will drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. How soft your fields so green, Can whisper tales of gore, Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords. On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins, For peace and trust can win the day Despite of all your losing.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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This, my great lord, is among my favorite songs. I hope it pleases!
<Strums lute, begins singing>
And ride with us young bonny lass --- with the angels of the night. Crack wind clatter --- flesh rein bite on an out-size unicorn. Rough-shod winging sky blue flight on a cold wind to Valhalla. And join with us please --- Valkyrie maidens cry above the cold wind to Valhalla. Break fast with the gods. Night angels serve with ice-bound majesty. Frozen flaking fish raw nerve --- in a cup of silver liquid fire. Moon jet brave beam split ceiling swerve and light the old Valhalla. Come join with us please --- Valkyrie maidens cry above the cold wind to Valhalla. The heroes rest upon the sighs of Thor's trusty hand maidens. Midnight lonely whisper cries, ``We're getting a bit short on heroes lately.'' Sword snap fright white pale goodbyes in the desolation of Valhalla. And join with us please --- Valkyrie maidens ride empty-handed on the cold wind to Valhalla.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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So Hrun prefers Eryk to me. Good. Like I care!! I don't care!!! I don't care anythng about Hrun's rebellious hair, chiseled jawline, or massive nipples!
I hope Eryk and Hrun are very happy together. Really, I do.
>hmmph!< I'd like to see Eryk take a punch to the jaw like I did...! It would probably break his face! *heh!* Break his face...
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A case of Opal Nera! That's a princely gift.
Hrun, you're a great host. We'll have to do another barbarian feast next week - perhaps your bard can sing a few tales of your exploits. I'd love to hear how you fought with Beowulf.
I do wish you'd treat your slave better, though. Good slaves are hard to come by these days.
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Don't worry Lash! Did you see the way Hrun looked at me when I carried you in my arms to safety? It was pure rage and jealousy! I thought he was going to rip my head off for holding your naked body!
Obviously, he sees EDE as his Bard/Jester-little brother! Who can blame him with ballads like that?
I say the two of us arrive in style tonight with wenches and exotic beasts and show Hrun's hall how to party in style!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: *Lash walking away*
So Hrun prefers Eryk to me. Good. Like I care!! I don't care!!! I don't care anythng about Hrun's rebellious hair, chiseled jawline, or massive nipples!
I hope Eryk and Hrun are very happy together. Really, I do.
>hmmph!< I'd like to see Eryk take a punch to the jaw like I did...! It would probably break his face! *heh!* Break his face...
LASH!!!!! Fathfull slave, well met and hale.
Sit ye not upon the cold step, but come into the light. Tho ye be but a freedman my hall shall remain open to thee.
Come.
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From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Future: Lash, I was half expecting you to yell, "Stupid! All of you stupid!"
Hrun, sir, do you plan on having regular bard performances and feasts in your new hall?
My Hall is always open to all. Singing and carousing happens every night as we sit at feast. All I ask is the same as any Barbarian King. When time comes to raid, Your shield shall be added to mine in joyous combat
[ July 25, 2004, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Hrun the Barbarian ]
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Eryk Davis Ester
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quote:Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: Throws axe in a friendly way at EDE's head.
Jeepers! That axe is dangerous!
<EDE's Luck Lord appears. In an incredibly improbable manner, Hrun's axe strikes EDE's thrall collar, freeing him. EDE quietly leaves Hrun's Hall.>
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: A case of Opal Nera! That's a princely gift.
Hrun, you're a great host. We'll have to do another barbarian feast next week - perhaps your bard can sing a few tales of your exploits. I'd love to hear how you fought with Beowulf.
I do wish you'd treat your slave better, though. Good slaves are hard to come by these days.
Most noble lady,
Tis truly better to be a slave in the house of Hrun, than a wright in a cold and lonely barrow on the downs.
My slaves are well fed, clothed and warm. Tis more than many can say in the far reaches of this Galaxy.
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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