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Be advised, after running the equation several times using a multitude of algorythems, I, the great Computo Jr., have determined that, while I am naturally constructed to be superiour to all carbon lifeforms, the female carbons are unquestionably inferior to the male carbons.
From: Remnants of father's labratory | Registered: Aug 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
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Jeepers! All that just to figure out that girls are better than boys? I could have told you that...
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Does that mean Computor Jr. will go on missions that are too dangerous for female carbons?
All this nonsense in Thora's throne-room is going to get somebody flogged!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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You delightful little cretin! I-- Thora of Taltar-- am not scary at all!
Many consider me quite loving and giving.
And now that I am officially in the running for leader, I intend to show how loving and giving I can be. Witness my first campaign giveaway:
Free floggings for cretins!
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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Kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, does it?
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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Thora of Taltor, I have been looking for a serious public flogging for quite some time now, to curtail my cretinous ways. Do you have any suggestions?
-------------------- Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
From: City of Angels | Registered: Jul 2003
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Is it true that you will not accept the votes of males?
If this is indeed your policy, how do you think that will affect your chances of being elected?
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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The male you call "Frostfyre" is obviously not as cretinous as other males on Legion World.
Be expressing his love for me, he is on the fast-track to a position of leadership within my harem.
As all Taltarians know, the males in my harem are among the least-flogged, happiest males on Taltar... as long as they are able to do their jobs correctly!
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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