Description: You've heard the rumors. You've seen the news reports. You've probably attended the town meetings. Who is Ginger? What is Ginger? Ginger is a Robotic Lesbian Scooter powered by Gyroscopic Vibrator Technology. She doesn't need gas and won't pollute. Just a little bit of oil, and you're on your way. Please remember, Ginger is not a medical device.
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Ginger is one hot babe! My Dodge pickup ain't never looked this good. Sometimes I would put a wig on my Dodge when I got drunk, but it ain't nowhere got the looks of Ginger! Course she still won't let me kiss on her none yet, but my buddies down at the liquor store don't know that when I ride up. Billy Jean Hacker, Macon, GA
What the hell is this? All I wanted was a fuel-efficient vehicle to save money while we put our 3 kids through college. Instead, I awoke one morning to find my wife had run off with a lesbian robot! You have destroyed my marriage! Plus, they took all my khaki pants. I realize this is a selling point for your company, but could you have at least made lesbianism an option on the vehicle? Thurston Howell VI, Honolulu
This dang newfangled contraption scared my horses and threw me into a ditch. It tain't fit for city dwellers to have to contend with! I say don't we have enough hifalutin' thingamabobs to deal with on the byways with these here rackety trolleys and such! Now we've got robotic lesbian scooters wanting to traverse our fair town and stir up trouble! They'll sour the milk and make the women harlots, I say! Horatio L. Johnson, Morgantown
From: Utah | Registered: Jul 2003
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I wonder if Giant Robotic Lesbian and Thora have become the couple they were meant to be and that is why neither have been seen on Legion World for ages.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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