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There are security tapes of me with Cobie? How did I miss that?
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Sorry Vee, but that was two durlans that Evillo was trying to use for some type of sexual debauchery! However, in the room over, there's a tape of his daughters and I that might be too hot for Legion World!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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[STU secretly slips a videotape into his pocket, and hurries back to the A/V room of the mansion, a giant grin on his face]
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Vee, just a suggestion - but maybe this "Mia casa est sua casa" policy for the villa has gotten out of hand. There seems to be a lot of unauthorized taping of unauthorized activities. When you start letting Evillo types hanging out here, well, next thing you know there's empty vodka bottles in the garden, cigarette burns on the couch and potato chip crumbs everywhere.
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Vee, just a suggestion - but maybe this "Mia casa est sua casa" policy for the villa has gotten out of hand. There seems to be a lot of unauthorized taping of unauthorized activities. When you start letting Evillo types hanging out here, well, next thing you know there's empty vodka bottles in the garden, cigarette burns on the couch and potato chip crumbs everywhere.
Hmm, FC just might have a good point here. But how can I tell friends they can't visit. Maybe I should post "House rules"
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Well, I don't know who keeps letting these strangers in, but now there's another tape going around the internet of me and Evillo's daughters! Stu, you don't know anything about this, do you?
It's not me, I swear it!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Very Verboten at Vee's Villa 10 rules to be followed Yes, this means you!!!
1. Please do not skinny dip in Sharky's guest pool ~ he might bite off more than he can chew!
2. Please do not host secretly video taped wild sex parties ~ without inviting the owner!
3. Any video tape filmed on the premises becomes the sole property of the owner. An original copy MUST be submitteded for filing in the Villa's archives before exiting the Villa.
4. Please do not toss empty vodka bottles on the Villa's lawn ~ toss them over the hedge onto the Mansion's lawn instead!
5. Never leave empty bowls lying around ~ please fill them immediately so all our feline and other furry guests have milk & food whenever desired.
6. Potato chip crumbs are to be swept into a pile and disposed of immediately ~ over the hedge works here also!
7. Unsavory characters such as Evillo, Nardo, Royal Inquisitor, etc are not welcome as guests at the Villa...or even as guests of guests! (see #8)
8. Exceptions for hotties such as Nemesis Kid will be issued on a case by case basis after a thorough inspection, review, (and audition) by management.
9. Cigarette butts are to be swept up and disposed of immediately (see #4 & #6)
10.Clothing optional except on special occasions as posted by management.
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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COME POST IN THE NEW TAG THREAD IN THE BITS FORUM!!! C'mon Vee, you've posted some of the funniest posts I've ever read in the other tag threads, and this one is new, starting from the ground up!
This goes for everyone else too! (More posts from FC, posts from Quis, etc. )!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Urgent message to Varalent:
COME POST IN THE NEW TAG THREAD IN THE BITS FORUM!!! C'mon Vee, you've posted some of the funniest posts I've ever read in the other tag threads, and this one is new, starting from the ground up!
This goes for everyone else too! (More posts from FC, posts from Quis, etc. )!
Ummm...didn't you see my post from earlier today?
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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I saw it! And I loved it! And I crave more... !
(I'm having too much fun with it, but don't want to hog the thread by posting too much!)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by STU: Vee's like Pringle's. You can't have just one!
Wasn't that lays? as in potato chips?
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Quiet night on LW tonight. Guess I'll sit on the balcony and relax with a brandy & cigar while watching the water in the bay ebb & flow.......
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