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My conquering of the Universe involved a horrible monster made of pure unwelcomeness and a Sonic coney meal, but it's true that this was mostly just me taking my rightful predestined role.
To clarify on the nature of my rulership... If I say "Do not do this" and "this" is not done, then as an obedient subject you will be allowed treats, including possibly donuts as well as the usual cupcakes. If I say "do not do this" and "this" is done, you will be set on fire, or fired into the sun of Colu, or possibly fed to lions.
From: Colu | Registered: Dec 2003
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What about being set upon by dobermans shooting killer bees from their mouths?
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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How about being char-broiled, dipped in honey and thrown to the Legion of Substitute Oprah Fans?
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Ms. Supreme Ruler, I understand the uses of the sun for your reign, but what about the moon? What do we do about the moon?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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