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Topic: Inside the Legion World Tesseract System
Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 12:40 PM
<upstairs, DARK LARD appears in front of Lard Lad, having 'ported in from The Orrery > Ha-HAAA! Are you prepared to die now, weakling? <fires blast at Lardy>
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 12:48 PM
<'ports out of way just in time> <thinks on his feet, knowing he's going to have to buy YK and Stoopid Cat some time> I see you're all about the brute force, now, Darky...once upon a time we had some style! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 12:50 PM
<starts to fire another blast, then hesitates as Lardy's words get through> What do you mean, weakling?
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 12:52 PM
What? You don't remember how we would settle differences in the Lard Monastery? Remember who left there undefeated? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 12:56 PM
<remembers, smiles> Ah, yes...our swords! It would give me pleasure beyond words to prove myself my own better! Let's up the ante a bit...<produces a sword in his hand made of purple Lard Force> [ March 30, 2009, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: DARK LARD ]
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 01:00 PM
<notices Sir Roy moving in, waves him off> <whispers to Roy> No! If he feels he hasn't the edge, he'll bring his full power to bear on us--we need to give the others time! Stay back! <concentrates and produces his own Lard Force sword of blue> -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 01:02 PM
<lunges at Lardy> I'm your superior in EVERY way!!!
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 01:06 PM
<blocks the blow, just barely> <thinks> Crap! This ain't lookin' like much of an improvement! <backs up as DARK LARD stays on the offensive and presses his advantage> -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 01:11 PM
HA-ha-HAAAA!!! <delighting in his advantage, DARK LARD delivers devastating blow after blow, each just barely dodged or blocked by Lardy> I'm so glad you suggested this! Cutting your fool head off will be such a pleasure!!!
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Renly Fox
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posted March 30, 2009 01:13 PM
<watches on relunctantly> Alright Lard Lad, I shall play this your way... <eyes Yellow Kid and Stoopid Cat, hoping they have enough time>
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 01:20 PM
<as he continues retreating, they pass by time window after time window> <notices one in particular, his own fateful duel with Damyen Hrykos > <glimpses himself beheading Hrykos and all of his stolen power rushing back into him> [i]Gods--I look like DARK LARD, there![/url] NOO! <ducks a blow intended by DL to behead> <kicks DL in the chest and takes the offensive> I guess you're right, Darky! You have nothing to fear by killing me because I'll never let myself become YOU!!!! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 01:27 PM
Heh. <blocks Lardy's blows> Oh, you're more like me than you could ever imagine--making all of the same mistakes! Tell me...have you opened your heart since Dru died? Have you let yourself make the move that your entire being longs for? Or are you too afraid what others will think and what that would mean to your fragile sense of self?!?! <takes back the offensive as Lardy falters at his words>
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 01:30 PM
<Lardy's parries become weaker and weaker as doubt sets in> You n-never told--? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Kalla Hrykos
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posted March 30, 2009 01:34 PM
No, you DIDN'T!!! Who knows how things might have gone differently if you had! <eyes gow bright purple> It was your pride, your doubt, your INDECISION that made me!!! Now, all that's left is pure WRATH--and it's time you tasted it!!!
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Lard Lad
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posted March 30, 2009 01:38 PM
<DARK LARD slices off Lardy's right hand, the one that holds the sword> AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! <slumps to the ground> -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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