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They better be ...

I wonder if Gladys can whip up some milkshakes ...

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

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quote:
Originally posted by Red Arrow:
Red Arrow was beginning to settle in. She would take care of close matters first and go from there. The party reminded her of good times with the Thunderbolts. The parties at that grill called Street Levelers United were just as crazy. You never knew when Deadpool would decide to retheme the place as a sushi bar or an ice cream parlor. Red Arrow didn't like her ex-boyfriend becase he grew distant from humanity, even seemed to look down at the world. She preferred street-levelers and enjoyed being one.

She asked Anthony, "Since you lost your powers, have you began fighting or weapons training?"

Actually, I'm pretty adept at hand-to-hand and am an expert swordsman! Both were traditional aspects of our training at the Order of Lard Knights. Remember when I said I had been a monk? That's the particular one I meant. From your puzzled look, I assume there were no Lard Knights in your dimension.

I don't know much about other weapons. I always found archery fascinating--especially with trick arrows!

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Red Arrow replied, "I can show you trick arrows. Do you want to sneak away from here?" She was starting to get bored and felt that half these people wouldn't realize they were gone.

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Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb

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Sounds like fun! Where to?

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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"You guys must have a training room of some sort. Let's go there and pencil in a little secession," Red Arrow replied. This man talked about how great his fightin skills were and she wanted to see them for herself. She hoped they had a holographic program, because she knew exactly the scenarios she wanted to plan.

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Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb

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Why, yes, we do...I just had it put in! It's state-of-the-art with holographic simulations. I thought I'd call it something groovy like, I dunno...the "Danger Room"!

Wanna break it in? Follow me!

<he leads her deep into the compound and into the area>

What do you wanna run?

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Red Arrow was well-versed in these types of computers. She pushed the appropriate buttons and said, "Hell's Kitchen, New York." (Picture it as from Frank Miller's classic run) Red Arrow continued, "There are two warehouses. One of them contains a shipment of automatic assault rifles from some black market in the Midwest. The second warehouse is where a hostage is. Our task is to try to uncover both locations and not get killed." Red Arrow began selecting random thugs to put in their way.

[ July 04, 2010, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Red Arrow ]

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<looks over her shoulder>

'Assault rifles', eh? Just keep in mind I'm not super anymore and dodging bullets would be a stretch! Now, if you wanna program some ninjas with swords....

<unsheathes his>

...well, I'd definitely have something for 'em!

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Red Arrow smiled, "Okay,you want me to make it hard? I'll throw some of the best villains of this into this, and then you'll be begging for the thugs." She selected some Hand ninjas, Bullseye, and Elektra. Red Arrow typed in a three hour time limit for the secession. The chrome walls faded away from sight as New York City, in all it's glory and misery, materialized.

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<looks around>

Awright...which warehouse do we take?

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Red Arrow replies, "I think we should take the one with the assault rifles first. They might think we're just rival mercenaries, not heros. Then we can rescue the hostage. Do you have any objections?"

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Uh...nope.

<twirls sword a little to loosen up his arm and wrist muscles>

<thinks> Shit! I'm a little nervous, right now. Been a while since I went full-on without powers for back-up. Not since...

I'm ready, Emily. Lead the way.

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The holograms were very accurate. She could almost smell the dirt and the grim. Emily led the way. The time of the setting was very late at night. Her quiver was full of sharp arrows, freezing arrows, grenade arrows, and a couple of surprises. She heard a sound and drew her quiver.

"Meow", A creature in the darkness said. It was only a stray cat. Red Arrow let down her guard for two seconds before she heard a car park.

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quote:
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Red Arrow was well-versed in these types of computers. She pushed the appropriate buttons and said, "Hell's Kitchen, New York." (Picture it as from Frank Miller's classic run) Red Arrow continued, "There are two warehouses. One of them contains a shipment of automatic assault rifles from some black market in the Midwest. The second warehouse is where a hostage is. Our task is to try to uncover both locations and not get killed." Red Arrow began selecting random thugs to put in their way.

<Unnoticed in the background, "jose jimenenenez" watches with interest as Red Arrow programs the simulation and smiles when she and Chief Taylor step into the "Danger Zone.">

Never let an opportunity pass. <Resets the simulation, upping the danger level to Maximum and disengaging the safety interlocks. Then uses a spell to leave a false Kree/Scrull DNA trail on the affected controls.>

They'll survive, but this will push Chief Taylor in the direction I want him to go...

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<seemingly impossibly, twenty Hand ninjas emerge from the parked car, swords, nunchuks, throwing stars, etc. at the ready>

<they advance on Arrow and Lardy>

Damn, Emily--you aren't exactly easing into it, are you?

<grins, raises sword>

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