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Cobalt Kid
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<gets hit but rebounds quickly, adrenaline pumping>

I've had enough of you, "Dark Lard"! Everything about you is what drives my best friend to doubt himself. Look at how far he's come! You're obsolete--you'll never exist!

<unleashes magnetic sonic boom back at the Dark Lard, bringing a cadre of debris flying his way>

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Pagan Lass
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Triple Fatburners and a TREADMILL!!

<Dark Lard begins sweating profusely and visibly losing weight.>

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/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \

What can I DO for you?

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Kalla Hrykos
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<blasts Kent and Pagan with great ferocity>

FLEAS!

You've only tasted my power!!! You will all DIE!!!


<his purple energy radiates everywhere, and they all feel the entire moon shake>

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Ghost Girl
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<phases close to Dark Lord, reaches out her hand towards his face, but remaining immaterial. As her hand passes through Dark Lard's head, he experiences a moment of intense cold paralysis, and he shudders at the anger in her nonliving eyes>

I can do much worse to you. Corrupter of the Lard Force.

Stop this. Now.

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death becomes me

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"Hokey smokes that hurt."

Yk sits up in the rubble, a little steam rises off him, hie eyes are a little dilated and unfocused.

Micro-Man moves to the Kid and reaches out, "Ok Kid, you're not MY Yellow Kid, I get it now. C'mon let's go kick this guy in the chronal nards."

"Aaight! 'sup?" breathing deeply his eyes slowly start to focus on Kent.

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Space Ranger
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<Flies in at hyper-speed and slams full force into Dark Lard!>


You! It Was YOU!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What the hell is going on?)

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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

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Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!! You DARE?!?!?!

<blasts the apparition and it weakens her>

Even now, I'm hurtling this moon directly into your beloved Legion World!!! Enjoy your and Legion World's last moments, LMB!!!

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Ah, Ranger! I shall enjoy sending you back to your grave!!!

<boxes him in the ears with full Lard Force in his fists>

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Kent Shakespeare
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(staggers from DL's blast)

youch... Haven't been hit like that since I hogged Miss T's blanket...

(starts to re-attack)

Waitaminniit! We're forgetting the obvious! We're fighting a being of Pure Lard.... I know what we need!

(vanishes through an unseen extra-dimensional doorway)

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Blam! Blam! Two explosive rounds explode on impacting LL's force shield.
>click<
>click<

Crap. I hate it when that happens.

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I'm too sexy for my shirt.

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Well, nice knowing you LMBers. And Lolita, just so you know--what I said in that timeline. I meant every word.

<flies up into the sky, looking towards the moon>

I'll handle the moon. I always said everything I'd ever done was for Legion World. Time to prove it.

Sweet as sweet...

<flies off at top speed towards a hurling moon heading towards Legion World--something so crazy, it almost doesn't seem real>

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*under some rubble*

Unh...not again.

<looks up>

Shit...it's Evil Me! Too...to exhausted to do anything, god help 'em...

<struggles to look around>

Wh-where's Rocky?

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Ghost Girl
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<shocked that this "Dark Lard" could even make her feel any sensation a little bit>

Was that... pain? No, more like an itch.... Insects may sting as a distraction.

Your worst bite shall do nothing to me, Dark One.

Surrender now, or know my full wrath!

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death becomes me

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Cobalt Kid
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<flying at top speed, Cobalt focuses his control over magnetism more than he ever has before; the moon is really moving towards Legion World yet--the very act of doing that would cause a disruption that would surely destroy Legion World itself. But it is now beginning to shake, and that is disastrous enough>

All I need to do is hold it in place until what Dark Lard has done has worn off. Then all will be safe.

<he continues to concentrate doing exactly that. Blood begins to run from his nose and he is drenched in sweat>

Haven't come this far making amends with everyone...just to...check out now...

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<Spins and hits D-Lard with an uppercut>

No graves today...

<Blocks a punch>

You're sweating... and shrinking...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And Stinking...)

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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

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