posted
Nah, nobody ever really resigns from the Security Office, we just move your salary to the off-the-books liqour fund.
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
That hot little secretary we gave you can work for my admin's secretary though!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Cobalt Kid, or Kid Cobalt, whichever gender he or she's decided to adopt today, has been threatened with Involuntary Sterilization by certain nameless but prominent members of the LMBP Community.
Henceforth and Forewith all Gen Car Security Officers are assigned to the "Kid Cobalt Kid Task Force" and will report to Temporary Acting Security Leiutenant Redshirt Dedmanwalking and or his assistant the terminally cute and therefore far more likely to survive this assignment, Temporary Acting Security Force Sargent Imma Dedduck.
Assistant Security Chief, Everyday Girl, will be in overall charge of the operation, and will coordinate the effort with the newly elected leaders of the LMBP, as soon as we remember who they are.
It's time for my nap.
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Must...resist...urge...to hit on...Temporary Acting Security Force Sargent Imma Dedduck...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |