cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Click the below for assistance, Stealth.
Click Here For A SpoilerUh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came. Just us, eatin' all alone, You said, "take the pizza home. No sense lettin' all this go to waste," So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the clock, Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for irregularity.
Tell me, Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, In the bathroom. I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated. No, no, no.
I was feelin' pretty down, 'Til my girlfriend came around. We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. In fact, I just thought I might, pop the question there that night. I was kissin' her so tenderly, But woe is me.
Who would've guessed, her family crest. I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh. And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me. Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would've dated. What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated. No, no, no.
(no no)x11 (oooh) I had so much on my mind, I thought maybe I'd unwind. Try out that new roller coaster ride, And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand, That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet, And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see! Tell me!
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. It's such a drag now. can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore, Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah) I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer. I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze. But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now. Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. No, no, no.
The funny thing is: I finally heard the "original" song at my temp job earlier this week. It's kind of funny/sad that Al put more work into his take-off of Lavigne than Lavigne put into the original. She only wrote one lyric. Tsk. What a hack. I am offended on behalf of middle children all over the world.
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I've done a lot of catching up in the last two weeks with popular music, since the radio's on all day at the temp gig. Really, I wish that I'd been able to remain ignorant. :/
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They play that "girlfriend" song/video at my gym. The guy in the video is rather cute.
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I'm afraid I have no idea what that song sounds like, but I am woefully ignorant of most popular music.
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Tell me about it. I don't recognize most of the singers for the videos my gym plays.
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My musical tastes have always been odd. I never liked what the other kids in school liked. Even now, I would rather hear classical, Broadway or pop standards than what was popular when I was a kid. Choral music is my very favorite, of course.
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During the 80s, my musical tastes were totally in tune with those of the masses. Then in the early 90s, the music industry started force-feeding us grunge and gangsta rap. I spat them back out. Almost 20 years later, those twin monoliths of aural ugliness continue to pollute the atmosphere.
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I grew up in the '70s, so that era still informs much of my musical preference. By the 1980s, I was looking backwards to the Beatles and other bands that had been around since the '60s. The "new wave" of MTV-era music was to be tolerated, more or less, until the rebirth of heavy metal with Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, and others, in 1983-84.
Then it seemed as if even the "heavy metal" bands were doing power ballads (Poison, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," Kiss, "Forever"). I listened to American Top 40 faithfully until 1990, when pop music seemed to be overrun by Madonna clones and rap. Afterwards, I occasionally found music I liked, but I was never as "into" it as previously.
Then, somewhere in the early 2000s, I began to realize that "music" was bigger than pop music, and that I could enjoy a wide range of material, from country to classical. (I'm still not a huge fan of jazz, but I bet it's only a matter of time.) These days, I listen to range of stuff when I'm driving--I'm not even sure what much of it is, and I couldn't be happier: I'm just going with the moment instead of trying to keep up with a genre or identify an artist. At home, silence reigns (there's something to be said for space in the mind and freedom from distraction). But when I'm feeling blue or just retro, I'll dig those old '60s, '70s, and early '80s videos on YouTube.
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