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Aha! I knew it all along! Quis is secretly Non Sequitor! Who else would come up with a concept that's simultaenously absurd, disgusting and hilarious?
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So the real reason not to squeeze toilet paper is because you don't want to offend its feelings, I guess.
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This put ol' Mr Whipple into a whole new light, doesn't it? "Please don't squeeze the Charmin", indeed!
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I had been buying the store brand toilet paper, but bought some Charmin extra strong that were on sale. Now I just buy the Charmin extra strong.
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Charmin Extra Strong sounds like a manly toilet tissue.
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Correction: It is Charmin Ultra Strong, not Charmin Extra Strong.
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"Ultra Strong" sounds even better. They should have Jo Nah on the package! It's ultra strong, just like Ultra Boy! It's also invulnerable, but not at the same time.
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Of course if it was the older, more developed version of Ultra Boy on it (Legion of Three Worlds era, for example), I'd buy almost anything.
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I've often suspected that Jo is the direct descendant of that guy on the Brawny towels package.
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I worked on a locally-published comics anthology once where our mascot was a cartoon toilet. His name was (naturally) Sir Thomas Crapper.
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