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Tamper, I suggest you take your forms and place them oh so gently somewhere where the sun doesn't shine.
And now Empress, I think we should depart for the evening. Somewhere a bit more private.
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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You know, Tamper Lad, I never liked you all that much when I wasn't evil. I advise you to tread lightly. Oh yeah, and get out of my palace!!
<shoves him outside with beam of ice>
I agree, Gary. Lead on. And thank you, Lonestar Ranger. It's good to know there are a few around who see things as I do...
From: Chillin' on Earth baby | Registered: Aug 2005
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Hrun, finished stealing the diamonds, looks up and sees Lonestar Ranger sat, his uniform jacket hung over the back of the chair, bent in deep study over the files.
Using an amazing amount of stealth for one so large Hrun approaches the figure and reaches down and steals the rangers badge of office from the jacket hung over the back of the chair.
"Tis pretty, I wonder if he can help me enforce the doom placed on the head of Cobaltus"
Hrun leaves before Ranger notices him.
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From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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Hm...that barbarian must have been here again, I can smell him. But he's stealthy--surprising for one his size. Once again, I see that the only way to get the most thorough knowledge of these Legionnaires is to be among them.
But enough of that. Hrun's rage should be directed not at Cobalt Kid, who we can easily dispatch, but at the leader, Kid Marvel.
<begins piling up some intel>
Now the time comes to approach Frio, and let her know of my 'plan' to bring Caliente into our group.
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From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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Hmm. My palace has been suspiciously quiet as of late. I must admit, though I enjoy the solitude that for so long eluded me, it's a bit... dull. Perhaps a LVMBP party?
No, no. That's not me talking. That's her. I'll just have to work harder to squash her spirit. On the plus side, things seem to be progressing nicely on all other fronts.
From: Chillin' on Earth baby | Registered: Aug 2005
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Frio, I've decided we need a night out on the town. And since Legion World doesn't offer any truely refined entertainment, I've obtained tickets to the re-written version of 101 Dalmations currently being performed on Baddass World.
You can cheer for Cruella and I'll buy you a full length black and white fur coat after the show.
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Wow, that must have been some night out on the town. Our goal of the LVMBP becoming as debaucherous as us is working--they haven't been seen in days, most likely hungover and full of regrets!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Just because that's how most of your dates end, Cobaltus, doesn't mean the rest of the 'verse conforms to your low standards. And just because you can't see us, doesn't mean we're not here...
From: Chillin' on Earth baby | Registered: Aug 2005
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My dear Empress, if the LMBP cant see you and you are not causing trouble (ie interfering with the beer supply) then you are, by the standards of the LMBverse you are not a problem.
I think it is a side effect of the live and let live attitude most LMB member seem to have. After all if Thora, and Tamper can live and “operate” here unmolested, why not you.
Heck we actually welcome Lard Lad and Hrun to the fold, compares to them you guys seem like real gentlemen.
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From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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Did you hear that? Frio is threatening the beer supply on St. Patricks day. Of all the Blarney...
Even though she's seized the Club and my considerable stores of beer in the cellar, you can act now to protect yourself from future shortages and price increases by buying your beer under a fixed price contract.
While the spot price remain 67 dollars per barrel for American Lager the market price could double or even triple in a matter of hours.
So protect your family's livlihood by locking in a five year contract at 129.99 per barrel.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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thats my Tamper, spots a business opportunity in every location.
But tell me why did you start talking about Beer then move on to something called "American Lager" is that like Beer? or is it something else?
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From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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American Lager is a drink that Khunds give their children when they want to ween them from their mothers' bosom.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Its Like having Sex in a Canooe.... (because it F*&%ing near water) *tumbleweed blows by*
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