Click Here For A SpoilerMy family briefly had a dog when I was in preschool. One night, something he ate didn't sit quite right and he made an enormous puddle of excrement on the floor of the house. The puddle must have been at least five times wider than the dog itself. Thank God I was too little to be on clean-up duty. The dog ended up running away. We never got another dog.
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cleome46
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We used to joke that the late Callie the Calico's farts were so horrendous that they should have been banned by the Geneva Convention. As another cat-lover told me, "It's amazing that something that small and cute could produce such a monumental stench, isn't it?"
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I have this image of Callie letting loose with a big one just as Cleome lights a match, and there's a big explosion, but they're both okay, just covered in soot, like in an old cartoon.
They never had farting in those old cartoons, though, did they?
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And then there's the scene in that old cartoon where the dog drags his backside across the floor trying to stop the itch from a flea bite, then stops, turns to the viewer, and says, "Hey, I better cut this out. I may get to like it."
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I remember one Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs sniff his underarm and asks "Do I offend?"
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All woads wead back to the wabbit.
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Remember the classic SNL sketch where Barbara Walters (Gilda Radner) interviews Marlene Dietrich (Madeline Kahn) and they can't understand each other, despite (or because of) having the same speech impediment, and then at the end, "Barbara" announces that next week's guest will be Elmer Fudd?
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I always thought they should have had Roseanne Roseannadanna read a letter from Emily Littela
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"What's all this I hear about President Ford wanting to make Puerto Rico a steak?"
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"Dear Mr. Hopper,
Boy, you shure aska' lotta' questions for somebody from New Jersey..."
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Okay, that just made me think of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the "First Hoboken-born penguin in captivity".
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