cleome46
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I'd offer you some espresso and a slab of butter disguised as pastry, but I haven't been shopping yet.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I figured. Any plan of HWW's is cause to worry about one's physical and mental well-being.
There's meant to be a joke in the last half of the post, but it's still early yet. I need time to warm up.
Well, that was the joke. We all know my plans are perfectly safe and sensible.
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cleome46
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Yeah, yeah. That "investment brochure" I got from Amway last week said the same thing.
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If you are looking for investment opportunities, I know this official in Nigeria that needs help getting millions out of the country.
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cleome46
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Yeah, I know that loser. I told him to send me half a dozen of these as a "promotional" so I could win over some other investors. He never did. Bah. I'm glad I saved my money for the important things, like cheap bourbon and video poker!
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Good to know Cleome has her priorities right.
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cleome46
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It's true. Someday I'll have my own religion.
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"99 Bottles of Beer" would not make a good hymn.
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cleome46
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Actually, "One 99 Cent Bottle Of Beer On The Wall" would be more apt right now.
[grumble]
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When I was in grad school, a friend of mine introduced me to a concept: Get one good beer (in my case, a Bass Ale), and then, after you've enjoyed it, switch to the cheap stuff (the bar near campus sold one dollar Carling's Black Label bottles). His logic: After the first one, the flavor doesn't matter.
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cleome46
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That works with margaritas, too. Go "premium" with the first one, but switch to "well" thereafter.
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That reminds me, when anyone comes to visit me in Houston, we'll go to dinner at Pico's, which is not only the best Mexican (not Tex-Mex) restaurant in town, but also the source of the most incredible margaritas in explored space!
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