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Ah, Sir Roy, thank you for coming. As you'll recall, during our voyage on the Path to the Tower, I, in my capacity as heir apparent to the Throne of the Pyngwyn Colonies, conferred upon you a knighthood, on behalf of my father, the Emperor Pyngwyn, Eudyptes XXVIII. And I have here the papers certifying you as Sir Roy of Legion World and present you with your Pyngwyny coat of arms. The House of Rockhopper is grateful to you for your service.
Also, upon your marriage, Quislet, Esq. will gain a courtesy title as your spouse. In the Pyngwyn Colonies, he would be called Lord Quislet of Legion World. Use of this title away from the Pyngwyn Colonies would be totally optional, of course.
Okay, enough of the formality. Now we'll have a party to celebrate our safe return from the Tower and your knighthood and to welcome my new resident.
(A crashing noise is heard nearby) Did I mention that Clive will be staying here at the Rookery for a while?
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(Sighs, then chuckles). Don't worry about it, Clive. It's from the Pyngwyn Colonies IKEA.
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Pop in for some holiday cheer and some goodies of the edible and potable varieties--not to mention the Rookery's comely waitstaff.
Sit down, relax and enjoy this holiday season here at the Rookery!
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Gwendolyn, a libation for Mr Shakespeare, please.
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Marianne, Naomi, please attend to Mssrs. Tamper and Cobalt. Zach, please see what Ms. Cramer would like. 1001100110110010, please see to the algorithm.
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Ah, Faraway, a Happy Christmas to you. Vanessa, please take care of Mr. Faraway.
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