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Not to mention the scandalous affair with Mortimer Snerd.
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Hey! You're not to mention that!
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HWW earned his money for teachers school by getting Variety to kill the story.
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But now the truth can come out on Larry King Live.
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...just don't ask about how he tried to get money from a late-night TV personality...
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Oh, please! I wouldn't stoop to blackmailing. I'd just write the script and change the names to thinly veiled derivatives.
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You'll Never Eat Matter In This Town Again
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quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Oh, please! I wouldn't stoop to blackmailing. I'd just write the script and change the names to thinly veiled derivatives.
??? No, I was talking about your Johnny Carson alimony suit back in the 80s. Carson had been married and divorced so many times that even he had a hard time keeping track of how many ex-spouses he had to pay - your trick almost worked.
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I still like HWW's story about Mavid Metterlan.
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All the stories around here always end up having something to do with pants, eventually.
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quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Oh, please! I wouldn't stoop to blackmailing. I'd just write the script and change the names to thinly veiled derivatives.
??? No, I was talking about your Johnny Carson alimony suit back in the 80s. Carson had been married and divorced so many times that even he had a hard time keeping track of how many ex-spouses he had to pay - your trick almost worked.
A total mischaracterization of my noble efforts to help Johnny! I had actually offered to keep track of his ex-spouses for him--for a modest fee, of course.
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I still like HWW's story about Mavid Metterlan.
Thanks. It's one of my favorites, along with the tale of Dennis Wordman.
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The Tale of Dennis Wordman-- Not from Beatrix Potter's oeuvre, I presume.
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Not unless Peter Rabbit starts having sex with Flopsy, Mospy, and Cotton-tail.
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