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144b. It was the only way to save that family of ducks. Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb unless you throw it into a tomato processing plant.
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145. In the late seventies, a plaid wearing, mutton-chopped Poverty Lad hosted the hard-hitting PBS talk show, "Pov's P.O.V."
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147. The international crime-fighting group, the Poverty Lads of All Nations, includes such heroes as Povertà ("Pov"), Pobreza ("Pob"), and Pauvreté ("Pauv").
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148. STU once appeared on "Let's Make a Deal". He won the burro and a year's supply of Turtle Wax.
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149. Quis once declined super-powers because it entailed having to let himself be bitten by a radioactive tomato.
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150. Fat Cramer is a clone. The real Fat Cramer, long thought to be dead, has been wandering around Europe.
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184. Facts 151 - 183 have been placed in a safe-deposit box, with explicit instructions that they are only to be opened in the event of the disappearance of The Yellow Kid.
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185. Eryk Davis Ester, milliner. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Eryk Davis Estrer will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
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186. Kent Shakespeare was a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
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