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1. He'll retroactively have all the Legionnaires speak in hillbilly.
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2. He keeps telling people to get off his lawn.
3. As a Time Trapper, the universe will be his lawn.
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7. He would probably be the 20th Time Trapper, which makes him Mississippi Time Trapper and when I was little, I thought Mrs. Sippy was a person who was always around when a hurricane hit.
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8. Shotguns are so passe as weapons of mass destruction.
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10. Because Time Trapper will be a portal to becoming a Time Hijacker.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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14. He's just built a new house, so he wouldn't want to move to the End of Time, anyway.
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15. Because he plans to BBQ Erin Gray upon making Time Trapper. Either BBQ her or have her over for some BBQ. Either way
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