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Here it is folks! At last, Legion World has its own Travel Agency to help you book those impossible to find flights and hotel resorts in far off places across time and space!
Planning to holiday in Xanadu, but afraid of getting through the Khanate of Sol Invictus' fiery Horde? No problem, we have special "pilots" who deal in that type of situation!
Wishing you could vacation in 19th Century Terran Bahamas? That also can be arranged, perhaps by one of the new ultra-popular Technosphere Planets, or perhaps even with the help of one of the partners of the firm, Time Boy!
Now is the time for Travel! And we can make it happen.
Be sure to contact Policy Pam before you leave for Vacation Insurance.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Although I swear that time Vee was in control of my body, you may have been there already...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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You could well be correct. I ain't tellin'!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Several months ago, I opened this place and was met with little fanfare. As was the plan all along. Jailbait Lass even questioned why we would bother opening this place at all. Especially such a low-key, underwhelming structure when I’m known for more pomp and circumstance.
There was a reason for it, and it relates to what I’ve been investigating all along. When I opened this place almost a year ago, it was then that I knew we were already under attack. I just didn’t know who, how or why.
<enters, still in magnetic sphere with Lardy>
Inter-stellar Travel it reads, but its so much. I’ve come to know the Legion World Founders quite well during my tenure as Security Chief all these long years. They entrusted me with a number of secrets. That’s something Reboot, Tamper Lad and so many others could never understand. I wasn’t the Chief of Security because of the LMB leadership. I was the Chief of Security on Legion World, with the blessing of the Legion World Founders themselves.
Legion World holds many secrets; there are a variety of reasons Nightcrawler picked this planet to begin this grand project.
I’m about to show you one of them.
<points to the wall; on it are various posters of places across the universe you can travel. On this particular wall, smaller than the rest as it now is clear this room is oddly shaped, there are two posters, one of the Khanate of Sol Invictus and one of the Dark Oval>
Lardy, when you see those posters, what do you want to do? Well…do it.
<Lardy looks at him oddly>
Do it, Lardy.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Lardy’s force knocks the wall backwards, creating a big hole. But more surprising, behind the hole is not the usual structure-related debris; rather, it is an actual cavern. From the looks of it, an old, cave-like, rocky terrain. It appears to go farther in, but it declines continually, so that it is a hole, apparently going right into Legion World>
Follow me.
<starts moving down the cavern>
I built this agency here to be on top of this place. Below here is a very old place. Because below here, is one of the great secrets of Legion World, that helped convince Nightcrawler that we should all settle here.
Several months ago, a bunch of us went into the hills, off into the mountain area of Legion World. There was a reason for that. Tomahawk, Clive, Time-Teller Lad, Raging Bull and I. None of them will remember it. But I do, Lardy, I do. I was forced to erase their memories of the trip. So yes, it was I who did that to them. But it was for their own safety. Once we get to our destination, I’ll explain to you why.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<reaches the bottom of the cavern; now it is very cold, and on the walls are ancient hieroglyphics; there is a narrow passage way>
Its just down there. Vee is connected to something called the Variable Realm. I’ve theorized that what is down here is something connected to that, but its too complicated to understand. Is it magic? Is it scientific? Is it something neither or both?
<walks down passage way>
Lardy, I have to tell you something. You’re like a brother to me. You’ve been there all along with the LMB, just like I have. I would never try to kill you or hurt you. Someone has been playing us against each other for too long. Right now, I need you to trust me.
<and now before Lard Lad and Cobalt Kid is an ancient wall, with a slit down the middle. Intense yellow energy permeates outward from the wall. And within that slit, is an old, old wheel, seemingly completely out of place>
Blown your mind yet?
Before we take one step forward, how about just once for old times sake: Sweet Ass Sweet.
<goes to shake hand>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<grabs one side of the wheel and starts to push; it takes tremendous effort to even budge it>
Once we start turning it, we can’t stop. Otherwise Legion World will be in jeopardy.
<continues pushing, Lardy joins him>
Lardy…you remember killing Clive…you might be right…it might have been you…or at least, your body. But I don’t think it was you.
You see…for so long I dismissed your accusations that I tried to kill you as completely out of hand…but now…now I think maybe you were right.
DON’T STOP PUSHING THE WHEEL!!! I know…its shocking…keep pushing…let me explain…
I would never try to kill you…so how in the world do I suddenly start feeling all these odd memories…
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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