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Author Topic: 502 reasons for IB to love Blaze Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       In honor of Blaze reaching 500 posts in about 4.5 months (and the anniversary of our very first date). 1) Dresses well at Legion World functions so as not to embarrass him. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       2) Tactfully whispers in his ear whenever he has a wardrobe malfunction. 3) Always compliments his cooking, even when it gives him gas like Gas Girl. 4) Never gives a second look to the big, strong, muscular kids at the LMB Academy who make goo-goo eyes at him. 5) Compliments the way he looks in spandex. 6) Makes good conversation whenever they double date with other LMB couples. 7) Polishes the Invisible Brainiac statue that Cobalt Kid put up. 8) Keeps him company so he won't get bored at mission monitor board duty. [ May 27, 2012, 05:51 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ] -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Blaze Firing Up Your Day posted                       9) Flirts with other LMBers, just the way IB likes it. 10) Calms IB's tits 11) Gifts IB a superhero suit that compliments his sexy muscular body. From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       12) Is polite to IB's ma and pa. 13) Installed a Planetary Chance Machine in their bedroom. 14) Always saves the best flirting for IB. 15) Helped him clean up the mess when IB took the cruiser out for a drunken joyride. 16) Works out to keep his sexy body in good superhero shape. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       17) Dresses up in weird costumes for IB's sake. No questions asked. 18) Will give up his seat for you, as long as you ask politely. 19) DNA test proves he's not one of Cobalt Kid's demonic offspring 20) ... or an alternate universe version of Dev-Em (not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you, just makes the family tree a lot less complicated) 21) Already earned his own MMB symbol c/o Exnihil 22) Is totally hot (in more ways than one) -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       23) Allows him to flirt harmlessly with other people (but draws the line at animals) 24) Lends him his flight ring when he forgets to bring his 25) Lets him borrow his clothes when he has a wardrobe malfunction -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       Come now, surely you can think of some good reaosns for me to love Blaze! 26) Doesn't get jealous when IB says someone else's name in his sleep. 27) Thinks IB's bedroom is just the coolest ever. 28) Supports IB in his quest to become a Miracle Machiner and take over the LMB-verse 29) Says nice things about all of IB's fiction writing, even though IB does horrible things to Blaze's character -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Blaze Firing Up Your Day posted                       30. Washes IB's purple robe everytime he gets it dirty 31. Blaze joined the supermodels of space to get IB's attention. (But the truth is, that's how we get hot models to participate in our little evening romps). From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       32. Blaze is just as naughty as IB is 33. Blaze is a very good cuddler and keeps IB warm at night. 34. Blaze has just the cutest way of getting mad at IB (and so IB tries to tease Blaze as much as possible). 35. Blaze is very well-trained domestically and doesn't track dirt into the house.' 36. Blaze is very good with animals, little kids, Proteans, and Super Moby Dicks of space. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       37. Lets him get drunk, and doesn't chide him for smelling like booze. 38. Patiently babysits the dog while IB does his chores. 39. Ignores his snoring (because he's busy paying attention to something else)! 40. Doesn't blame IB when girls (or other guys) look at him. 41. Knows IB is a big geek, but loves him anyway. 42. Makes the most delicious breakfast in bed - eggs and bacon on toast. 43. Keeps IB warm at night. 44. Is just adorable when he runs away from barking dogs. 45. Likes the same beer and vodka that IB does. 46. Is extremely flexible 47. Has the same childhood traumas that IB does. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Blaze Firing Up Your Day posted                       48. Shops around for hot men so IB will have a playmate while Blaze is busy working in the office. From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       ^ well, where are all those hot men? You've been keeping them for yourself, haven't you? 49. Is willing to be the sole breadwinner, so IB can enjoy a life of luxury (teehee) 50. Is willing to try almost anything that IB wants to try... once. 51. Whenever IB asks if he looks like a certain celebrity, Blaze tells him, "You're much hotter". 52. Pays for IB's parking when they go on a date. 53. Gives IB tips on how to discourage persistent suitors. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       54. Always says he's IB's soulmate. 55. Proudly shows IB off to all his friends, who then promptly attempt to flirt with IB. 56. Always compares IB favorably to his exes. 57. Burns people who upset IB. Well, okay, just singes their hair... 58. Tells IB when he's upset in just the cutest way. 59. Pouts very cutely when he loses his temper. 60. Nows how to light IB's fire! 61. Listens politely when IB drones on and on about the Legion. 62. Proofreads IB's fiction posts even when he doesn't know a thing about the universes they're set in. 63. Brings IB breakfast in bed when he's sick. 64. Is very, very good with his fingers.... when he's repairing furniture! 65. "Accidentally" locked IB in his room because he'd miss IB too much. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       66. Helps IB shop for cuties to take home. 67. Bought a little bunny for IB, which IB couldn't bring home 68. Always alerts IB when there are cheap plane tickets for sale. 69. Made sure his costume is extra tight, for IB's viewing pleasure. 70. Nags IB to work out properly and religiously. 71. Doesn't wince in pain when IB forgets to shave his bear. 72. Makes coffee and chocolate milk for IB when he's feeling down. 73. Doesn't take advantage of IB when he's drunk... oh wait. 74. Let's IB lick the icing off the cake. 75. Pretends to like IB's obnoxious friends. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) Sassy and all dressed up posted                       76. Blaze DID almost give his life to save all of us during the Dark Oval war. -------------------- Why must power be so elusive? From: Aleph | Registered: Nov 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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