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rickshaw1
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chicken.
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rickshaw1
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Whoosh.
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rickshaw1
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Jennie or Samantha?
Jeannie. Cute belly button.
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rickshaw1
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Paper or plastic?
Paper. It grows back. You don't excavate enormous caverns in the earth that the oil supports. And, it burns good. FIRE!
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white, red?
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rickshaw1
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cop car, cop car, cop car, ferrari.
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
cop car, cop car, cop car, ferrari.
Nope! (well yes but also...) A nun rolling down a flight of stairs.
Nyuk, nyuk!
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rickshaw1
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![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
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Legion Tracker
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Why don't lawyers use Viagra?
It just makes them taller.
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"Been killed--didn't like it." (Duplicate Damsel, Legion of Super-Heroes #10)
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rickshaw1
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![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)
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Klar Ken T5477
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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: "If you have ice cream I will give you some. If you have no ice cream I will take it away from you." What is it?
A: An ice cream koan.
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"So different from the Original Superman of Krypton!"
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future king
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Q. Why did the little Greek boy leave home?
A. He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q. Why did he come back?
A. He didn't want to leave his brothers behind.
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