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Lard Lad
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posted May 30, 2010 09:46 PM
"'Twas boody killed the beast!"
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Cobalt Kid
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posted May 30, 2010 09:47 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen! And Abin!KONG!!!
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Lard Lad
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posted May 30, 2010 09:47 PM
From the "Lost: The Final Season" thread over on The Anywhere Machine, the post that inspired this thread... quote: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:Frank, Miles & Sawyer go to a new island and have a King Kong type adventure!
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Outdoor Miner
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posted May 30, 2010 09:49 PM
So which one gets the Fay Wray role?
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Lard Lad
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posted May 30, 2010 09:49 PM
Why didn't Kong throw his poo at those pesky planes?
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Pov
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posted May 30, 2010 09:50 PM
From what little I've seen, Sawyer... hands down.
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Lard Lad
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posted May 30, 2010 09:51 PM
quote: Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:So which one gets the Fay Wray role? Well, Sawyer/Josh Holloway's the prettiest! It would certainly update the story for a modern audience!
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Cobalt Kid
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posted May 30, 2010 09:51 PM
On Legion World though, it would be Rhino
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Pov
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posted May 30, 2010 09:53 PM
quote: Originally posted by Officer Taylor:Why didn't Kong throw his poo at those pesky planes? Speaking of updating for modern audiences... there's your WMD right there... weapons of massive dumping!
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Lard Lad
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posted May 30, 2010 09:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:On Legion World though, it would be Rhino WHAT?!?! I though surely it would be Lash after all those tantalizing towel photos!
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Lard Lad
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posted May 30, 2010 09:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by Pov: quote: Originally posted by Officer Taylor:Why didn't Kong throw his poo at those pesky planes? Speaking of updating for modern audiences... there's your WMD right there... weapons of massive dumping! Yeah, I got summa those in MY arsenal...
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Cobalt Kid
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posted May 30, 2010 09:59 PM
I think it would be funkier for a King Kong version to take place in the 1970's, so the Time Square sequences have a whole bunch of peep shows, prostitutes, drug dealers, cops on the take, homeless, etc. Kong kind of becomes a Charlie Manson type figure for them.
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posted May 30, 2010 10:00 PM
Does the 70s version of King Kong take place in the 70s? I don't actually remember.
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Outdoor Miner
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posted May 30, 2010 10:00 PM
Only if Kong has an afro and Huggy Bear as a sidekick.
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