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...dedicated to all those posters who have willingly aided and abbetted other posters in their attempts to bring calm, civility, a sense of purpose and design to the boards, all the while promoting Grace, Charm and Clas....
naaaah, this Is LEGIONWORLD...WHERE THE STRONG EAT THE WEAK POSTERS!...
or at least offer to buy them a pepsi and lunch when they meet each other.
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This is wonderful, rickshaw! I can use this as an opportunity to launch the Legion World Benevolence Society!
Now, the purpose of the Legion World Benevolence Society is to reach out and do good deeds wherever and whenever we can. For instance, normally, if you passed a little old lady carrying her parcels down the street, you might just think to yourself, "Get it in gear, you old bat". However, as a member of the Legion World Benevolence Society, you would be contractually bound to help the old bat with her parcels!
See how good it makes you feel just thinking about?
Here are some of the other benefits of joining the LWBS!
A Reward System That Pays!
- For every documented* good deed a member commits, he or she will receive upwards of 5 Benevolent Points!
Free Stuff!
- An "I Joined The LWBS And All I Got Were These Stupid Benevolent Points" T-Shirt!
Hope to see you all at our first meeting!
* Lash will have to have provide video documentation as well as the sworn testimony of at least six eyewitnesses.
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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"Post" Angel ....hmmmm. Is that like a Pre Angel?
From: ontario | Registered: Feb 2007
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Hmm. Well, I'm the designated "reacher". As in "Excuse me, sir. Could you reach "x" product on the top shelf for me?" Happens more times than I can count in places like the grocery store. Its always little old grannies or ten year old girls. Even when I was single it was never the hot chicks wanting me to grab the jar of cherries and whipped cream.
And then there's "Rick Bennett: Snake Killer", or "Rick Bennett: heavy furniture mover for his mother's friends"
Lately though, its been "Rick Bennett: Road Samaritan".
Hope this helps you start things off, RamBoy.
-------------------- Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Hmm. Well, I'm the designated "reacher". As in "Excuse me, sir. Could you reach "x" product on the top shelf for me?" Happens more times than I can count in places like the grocery store. Its always little old grannies or ten year old girls. Even when I was single it was never the hot chicks wanting me to grab the jar of cherries and whipped cream.
And then there's "Rick Bennett: Snake Killer", or "Rick Bennett: heavy furniture mover for his mother's friends"
Lately though, its been "Rick Bennett: Road Samaritan".
Hope this helps you start things off, RamBoy.
You should change your name to St. Rick.
From: ontario | Registered: Feb 2007
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Nah, I ain't no saint. I suffer from Polititis. People mistake polite for thinking I'm nice and actually care. Been meaning to have that surgically removed.
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And after last night, my wife can verify my reacher status, lol.
*ummm, that just sounds wrong after looking at it several hours later. We were at walmart, in the frozen foods section, and a little old lady asked me to reach up to the top shelf for the coffee creamer...I just ain't hep'pin myself, am I?
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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[sings]
I'm just a fooooooooool A fool in loooooooooove With yoooooooooooooou!
[flees thread in a hail of rotten tomatoes]
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
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