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OM, when a casual fan of punk rock attempts to explain to me that 'blah blah blah, the sex pistols were so great, blah blah blah', what should be my reaction? I've already tried murder and robbery.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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OM, should Cobie be arrested for the attempted murder of a punk rock fan, or would it justifiable homicide?
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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OM, when invading a foreign country should one bring red wine or white wine?
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OM, when are you going to give us your inane answers?
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: OM, when a casual fan of punk rock attempts to explain to me that 'blah blah blah, the sex pistols were so great, blah blah blah', what should be my reaction? I've already tried murder and robbery.
Murder's a bit extreme. Simple castration should suffice.
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: OM, should Cobie be arrested for the attempted murder of a punk rock fan, or would it justifiable homicide?
It's not attempted murder if he succeeded.
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: OM, when invading a foreign country should one bring red wine or white wine?
Depends on the country. Iceland, for example, requires a nice chablis, whereas Canada is more like Pabst Blue Ribbon.
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: what beer goes best with a stale cafeteria lunch?
Schlitz. The name matches the sound your stomach will be making shortly after the meal.
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: OM, when are you going to give us your inane answers?
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Dear OM, If one were to find one's self in Vancouver without access to primates, would one find that beaver tastes better than moose?
Oh, and are you gonna bring your JSA sketchbook to SD? I feel like I've only seen a handful of your sketches...
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If a train leaves Chicago at 9am on the third Tuesday following Lent on the last leap year with partly sunny skies and a 35% chance of a shower but not the type of shower you would find in the lockerroom of the NY Mets who are in a 3 game slump which they hope to rectify by a trade with the Atlanta Braves for a new pitcher in exchange for their first two draft picks and tickets to The Producers, which I haven't seen and probably won't as I like the original movie with Zero Mostel and Geen Wilder and what kind of name is "Zero" anyway, I think the other kids teased him about that name in elementary school which is near the tire fire in Springfield, although we don't know which Springfield because there are so many of them but is not the most popular name for a town (I think) in the US if not the world which does revolve around the sun as Galileo said but was forced to recant - those bastards, not to disparage real bastards who are usually very nice people and it is not like it is their fault that their parents were not married and although less common in the past is more common now, well maybe not but at least not looked upon as the most horrible thing in the world, how many "q"s are in this question?
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OM, why in the world does grape soda exist? Its seems evil, like nucleur weapons.
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: OM, why in the world does grape soda exist? Its seems evil, like nucleur weapons.
Actually Grape soda is considered something of a delicay (so to speak) over here. At least with stoners. But Thats because they cant get it.
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey Eater Lad: Dear OM, If one were to find one's self in Vancouver without access to primates, would one find that beaver tastes better than moose?
I would not know, as I would subsist solely on back bacon and Molson.
quote:Originally posted by Monkey Eater Lad: Oh, and are you gonna bring your JSA sketchbook to SD? I feel like I've only seen a handful of your sketches...
I will have four sketchbooks in play at San Diego. The first round's on you.
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: What about techno prog?
It will have to buy its own drinks.
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: OM,
If a train leaves Chicago at 9am on the third Tuesday following Lent on the last leap year with partly sunny skies and a 35% chance of a shower but not the type of shower you would find in the lockerroom of the NY Mets who are in a 3 game slump which they hope to rectify by a trade with the Atlanta Braves for a new pitcher in exchange for their first two draft picks and tickets to The Producers, which I haven't seen and probably won't as I like the original movie with Zero Mostel and Geen Wilder and what kind of name is "Zero" anyway, I think the other kids teased him about that name in elementary school which is near the tire fire in Springfield, although we don't know which Springfield because there are so many of them but is not the most popular name for a town (I think) in the US if not the world which does revolve around the sun as Galileo said but was forced to recant - those bastards, not to disparage real bastards who are usually very nice people and it is not like it is their fault that their parents were not married and although less common in the past is more common now, well maybe not but at least not looked upon as the most horrible thing in the world, how many "q"s are in this question?
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: OM, why in the world does grape soda exist? Its seems evil, like nucleur weapons.
It seems evil, but is just largely misunderstood. Grape soda exists for those times when you need a caffeine kick but don't want the caramel-colored stuff. It just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: OM, does Paris Hilton have ANY redeeming qualities?
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