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<Numbnuts the Semi-Incomprehensible stands facing the massive Sentient Pearwood Doors that separate the Banned'em Zone from the tesseracts.
Behind him ensnared by mystic energy tendrils eminating from his aura are Cobalt Kid, JailBait Lass, LardLad, Yellow Kid, Rockhopper Lad, Space Ranger, Everyday Girl, My Wee Fem, Lard Lad Prime, Sir Roy, Triple G, Shark Lad, and Gary Concord.>
My time among you grows short. When the noble Rockhopper Lad opens the doors to the Banned'em Zone, Stoopid Cat will reclaim his rightful place on this plane of reality...
<Pauses, turns, and looks directly at My Wee Fem...>
...As will Pagan Lass, even though she desperately wishes there were another way to resolve this issue.
<Looks at LardLad and the Space Ranger, a motion heals LardLad's jaw.>
When these doors swing open a vile horde of nefarious beings await you. For years STU kept them contained and Legion World safe. But their leader --through unknown means-- tricked STU into believing that the threat had ended. When STU retired... Pagan Lass attempted to replace him as Legion World's Guardian. But as a disembodied spirit she lacked the strength necessary. Now she must reclaim her physical existence or she will die... and you must help her to stem the tide until the doors are re-shut!
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-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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<Grabs the book and holds it open for Rockhopper Lad. Triple G moves behind Rocky and places both of his massive hands on Rocky's shoulders, He is for the moment a tower of strength for the trio...>
Do it Rocky, Before I lose my nerve...
I... I love you guys...
-------------------- / / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
From: Legion World Security Office | Registered: Dec 2003
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<As rockhopper Lad reads the spell a dark glow begins to radiate from the cracks in the doors. The massive bar lifts and the doors swing slowly open.>
Good-bye LMBPers, may Bast be with you...
<Numbnuts and My Wee Fem vanish, The big red book of magic falls to the ground, and the mystic energy tendrils holding the LMBPers in place dissapate.>
-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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Wait a minute ... we're getting sucked into the place where the "vile horde of nefarious beings" await us?
<grins>
Alright ... it's frenzy time!
-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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<the "vile horde", the RMBers and Security Officers notice, consists of twisted versions of practically every LMBer imaginable with two notable exceptions: Cobalt Kid and My Wee Fem>
Holy Crap! They're coming for us!!
<looks over those assembled, friend and foe>
Triple G--you and I have gotta block the door and keep any of them from gett--oof!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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<opens his mouth, unleashing his 'Shark Bite' [trademark recently granted] - a flurry of razor-sharp projectile teeth>
Yeah, I nailed the twisted versions of Furball and SMASHFACE ...
<turns and unleashes the 'Shark Bite' again>
-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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<Rocky is quite groggy from the spell> I'll do what I can.
<He erects an ice screen in front of the door; as he does a female Pyngwyn and a fierce-looking hound eye him>.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by LardLad: <once released, makes sure to give Space Ranger a Lard Force-powered sucker punch>
I owed you that! <grins>
<Rubs jaw & stares at LardLad>
When this is over with Lard Butt...
<Turns and flies into the vile horde of nefarious beings, scattering twisted versions of Kent Shakespeare, Quislet, ESQ, cleome, and Caliente as he heads for a small patch of green in the distance, the only sign of anything growing in the bleak, barren landscape.>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (That's where she'll be...)
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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