We, of Legion World, hereby sentence you to multiple spankings from Giant Robotic Lesbian and Anti-Lad.
You're perversity could be your greatest asset or your most dreadful downfall! You must learn to harness it, less the MMB become as rotten as the smell emanating from you both when you think no one is near you.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus: Lard and Pov.
We, of Legion World, hereby sentence you to multiple spankings from Giant Robotic Lesbian and Anti-Lad.
And this is a deterrent...how?
That was my thought too.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I was spent a night with GRL after several buckets of bi-beers and machine oil. After a period of melancholy at SHAKES, now when she sees me her rage is so great that babies cry, dogs pee and super-villains abide by the law for several hours.
Is that what you really want?
And that was before Anti-Lad came back to Legion World...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus: I was spent a night with GRL after several buckets of bi-beers and machine oil. After a period of melancholy at SHAKES, now when she sees me her rage is so great that babies cry, dogs pee and super-villains abide by the law for several hours.
Is that what you really want?
And that was before Anti-Lad came back to Legion World...
Psst... Cobie
I hate to tell you, but that whole think was a holographic joke Giant Robotic Lesbian played on you. It never really happened.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Jillikers! No wonder I didn't get a stomach ache from all that machine oil!
I guess then she just goes into a rage whenever she sees me for no reason. Wouldn't be the first...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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The sentence for you two Perversity Lads may have to be community service at Clive's 'cherry club', as you called it.
Every time you have an impure thought, you'd both have to mow the lawn, clean the gutters, rake the leaves and other such good, moral chores.
And why, if you ever happened to have found something suspiciuos, like a stash of pornography in the basement, why, you'd have no choice but to share it with Legion World. After the two you purveyors of perversity made several savory jokes of course.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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