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MLLASH
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I love you. Take off your pants.

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Quislet, Esq
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Hey sexy, which way to the VD clinic?

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Tamper Lad
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Hey baby,since your sis ain't home right now, how bout we...?
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Set
There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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Best line to get a WTF look from a girl;
Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!'

Best line to get punched in the face by either gender;
Oh, sorry, I thought you were a chick.
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
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<licks finger, puts it on self, then girl>

Hey baby, lets get out of these wet clothes...
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Kent Shakespeare
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wouldja like to see my Super Moby Dick of Space?
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Quislet, Esq
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quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<licks finger, puts it on self, then girl>

Hey baby, lets get out of these wet clothes...
This sounds more creepy than bad.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Fat Cramer
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My wife just left me and the kids. How would you like to come back to my place and cook supper?

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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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CJ Taylor
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quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
I love you. Take off your pants.
That's taken completely out of context!
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Ram Boy
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You'll do. Let's go.
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Lone Wolf Legionnaire
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Hey cutie,not you your booty.

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I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Lone Wolf Legionnaire
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Give it up I know you got it on ya.

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I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Rockhopper Lad
Kills Threads Dead
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What would you like me to make you for breakfast?

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lone Wolf Legionnaire
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Come on over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pop's up.

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I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Viridis Lament
Cenobyte. Cthulhu. God.
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Nice shoes....wanna #*$&?
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