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Thora
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It is here that I --Thora of Taltar-- shall plot my eventual domination of the males of Legion World.

Only females and males who support being dominated by females may enter.

All others will be flogged unmercifully!

First order of business:

Campaign Promises

1. I promise that, if elected leader of Legion World, any male who acts cretinous will be publicly flogged.

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On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

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Cobalt Kid
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Thora, I thought with our past that maybe I could enter. I like it a little rough myself after all, don't you remember [Wink] ?
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Thora
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You may enter, handsome male known as Cobalt Kid.

However, I must insist that you sit in the corner and remain silent as I-- Thora of Taltar-- continue to outline my plan to ensure your complete and utter enslavement!

And stop staring at my chest or its to the Witch Wolves with you!

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On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

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Cobalt Kid
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I thought maybe I'd just rub your shoulders?
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KOKO
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KOKO KOKO!!

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KOKO! KOKO!

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Cobalt Kid
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<rubs back, slowly downwards>

So, when should we tell Umber that she's our lovechild?

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Orko
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Didn't I turn you into a frog already?

*zaps you back into frog-form*

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I'm no one's love-child, Cobalt Kid! And certainly not yours! Good grief, we've been out on a date!


You're a, like, pre-vert!

*huff of anger*

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Cobalt Kid
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Look out Magic User, you nailed Koko!

If Thora catches these alt ID's running rampant, there'll be a lot of eunuchs running around!

(Can't a guy go anywhere without being c*ckblocked? [Wink] )

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Cobalt Kid
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quote:
Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
I'm no one's love-child, Cobalt Kid! And certainly not yours! Good grief, we've been out on a date!


You're a, like, pre-vert!

*huff of anger*

I'm going to need psychological help. Damn time-traveling, inter-dimensional travel!
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Thora
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BAH! No daughter of Thora of Taltar would ever become a male-pandering insipid twit like this Umber girl.

OUT of my Throneroom, ALL OF YOU!!!

Except for you, Cobalt Kid. We have my election to discuss, and I know ways to ensure your support...

<locks door>

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On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

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Cobalt Kid
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<moans>
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Orko
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Allo-salli-ARKNA!

*turns everyone inside the throneroom into a frog*

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Sam Pureheart
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**Purr**

[LOL] Humans are fun to watch sometimes. Now, where did I leave that bucket of water?

**Purr**

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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.

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Calm Yo Tits
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quote:
Originally posted by Thora:
[QB]BAH! No daughter of Thora of Taltar would ever become a male-pandering insipid twit like this Umber girl.

[QB]

OH MY GAW!! I do NOT pander to males!
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