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Topic: Wax Poetic
MLLASH
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posted December 01, 2003 09:55 PM
Turtle wax Ear wax This is a thread To post Only things that rhyme Or you'll wind up dead! Don't wreck the flow Don't be a skank Get really creative Hop in your think-tank! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 01, 2003 10:05 PM
Will this thread be a bomb? Will it drop to page 2 Faster than I can say "Look out! Rabid space-gnu!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 01, 2003 10:08 PM
The Mission Monitor Board is empty And I force back a *choke!* Fortunately, tomorrow will bring More Vee, EDE and Sonnie Bloke! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 01, 2003 10:29 PM
My how time flies When I'm on my ass Making lots of posts Full of class and sass But as it always does My head gets so light And the time has come To bid you goodnight! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted December 01, 2003 10:33 PM
Imra wore red Then hemlines were shrinking So she donned thigh-high boots And a bikini so pinking!
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted December 01, 2003 11:17 PM
Salu was quiet Violet would shrink But after the sens-tank How she'd say what she'd think!
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted December 01, 2003 11:20 PM
Roses are red Violets draw bees The planet of Inshar Sure makes me sneeze
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted December 02, 2003 01:07 AM
Tarik the Mute Started the poetry Most of his works Came out incoherently He sought good students For his Academy I tried to fit in there But they just got mad at me. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003
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MLLASH
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posted December 02, 2003 05:59 AM
The sun is up! It's another day! I'm feeling sorta rested and *tee hee!* gay. I would love to sleep For 2 more hours or so. But alas, I cannot So off to work I must go. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Quislet, Esq
Great Calamity Kittens!
posted December 02, 2003 09:40 AM
My ability to rhyme sometimes gets stuck. It is then you could say I am out of luck. It has been quite fun But I like a pun Should I write about the Man from Nantucket? -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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The Mighty Quinn M.
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posted December 02, 2003 10:12 AM
Eyebrows were raised Offworlders did hoot The Ranzzes undressed Except their transuits
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted December 02, 2003 02:30 PM
They all soon were naked, and had lots of fun The weather on Winath let their genitilia soak up sun But everyone stopped when out came Tyroc! Because of all the males, he had the biggest...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted December 02, 2003 02:51 PM
Of course!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted December 02, 2003 02:52 PM
All in verse Or Lash will get terse! What could be worse?
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