Got busted for wrenching a foot-high apostrophe from a grocery's signage that read "Thank's for shopping here!"
The vandalism charge was dropped due to punctuational correctness, but the kidney punches and the inappropriately appropriated ladder....
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I dunno. All I did was run around in a giant bug costume, and the next thing I knew...
Posted by MLLASH on :
The SHOWCASE must be out, right?
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
It's outta sight, can you dig?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I got mines!
Heaven only knows when I'll have a chance to read it though...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The reasons I had to go to Camp Lacklock were very vague. But I have learned my lesson (whatever it was) and am now ready to be a productive member of society ... as long as Eddie Whit stays reformed.