"Hold there, strange creature! Lest you face the club of Herakles!"
"Wait, old pal... maybe we should wait to figure out whether or not it's hostile..."
"Yeah, Jason... because maybe it's one of those friendly half-shark, half-man creatures! Come on... just let me beat 'em!"
"Look, remember when those LMB folks from the future showed up here last month and we had that big fight with them before we figured out we were both on the same side... they appeared with that same kind of glowing light."
"Bah! Stop yammering and get the rest of the Argonauts over here to help me!"
With that Herakles lunges at the still perplexed Sharklad...
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With that Herakles lunges at the still perplexed Sharklad, sending the time-displaced anthropomorphic shark creature sprawling to the floor.
"What the sprock?!?"
"What manner of speech is this, finned-one?" asks Herakles, holding a knife to SharkLad's throat, "From whence did you come? And, how much of our confidence did you hear?"
With that, SharkLad opens his mouth and let fly a single tooth, hitting Herakles squarely in the jaw and knocking him off his feet.
"Alright, Cobalt, you can come out now! You got me."
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Meanwhile, the waters of the Mediterreanan crashed loudly! The sea was furious!
"Nay!" yelled Poseidon. "What manner of creature is this? A water-breathing creature? Entering the realm of Poseidon and not paying homage to this! I must seek vegeance!
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Meanwhile, fellow Argonaut Orpheus the Super-Musician was enjoying looking at the beautiful Rhodes sunset--when suddenly, a gigantic bull came running out of the woods!
It was an even greater surprise, however, Theseus, another Argonaut renowned for his super-survivor of trips to the underworld and recently his great bullfighting skills, leaped into the fray and was able to scar the bull off!
"Great Zues' beard!" said Orpheus, "I was a goner for sure! Thanks Theseus!"
"No problem Orpheus," replied his friend, "but By the Gods, what were you doing out here that you didn't see that coming?"
"I was using my super-musician skills of course, to harness the melody that reveals the secrets of time and space, so that I could better understand the mystery of why Shark Lad is here in Greece, which to him must seem like Ancient History!"
"And?"
"And I've just found that a great menace from even Shark Lad's future is descending upon us! The being known as...the Archduke of Time!"
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Meanwhile, Polar boys arm pops through and SLAPS SHARK LAD ON THE HEAD
"Polar Boy! What the sprock! This is getting ridiculous!"
"Nay, this is very serious, interloper!" booms Herakles, "Strange things are afoot. And if you are the cause, you shall die this very night."
SharkLad felt a rage build inside. He was about to open his mouth and take a chomp out of Herakles' demi-god arse when a brilliant light suddenly filled the room. Shielding his eyes, SharkLad heard a beautiful melody.
Suddenly, came a voice.
"Fear not, Herakles, the finned-one is merely a pawn in someone else's game."
"Who speaks to the son of Zeus?"
"My name is Calliope, and I can help you, if you're willing."
Shaking his head, SharkLad suddenly wished he had some Advil.
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"Not too fast!" replied the Greek female, "first though, YOU have to help ME!"
"Wha--? How? I don't even know you!"
"True, but your old pal, Cobalt Kid did! In fact, he's in the past right now with his pal Eryk Davis Ester, trapped in the sea surrounded by you guessed--giant Sharks and Krakens!"
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"How about we ask that that strapping young man over there?"
Approaching the group towing a line to a magnificent bull was a Greek Youth.
"Good Day, perhaps we we can help each other," said the youth.
"How so? and might I say this is fine specimen of a bull."
"Indoubitably, this bull is non-other but Zeus himself, trapped in the form of a bull by Hera when he got a little too excited watching Baywatch. If he does not work off some of his bullish energy by hurting villains or impregnating some young wood nymph as he usually does, he may be trapped like this till Hera relents."
Sharklad pondered for a moment "so you're saying you want Zeus to have relations with this girl here?"
"Better yet why don't we just take Zeus to rescue your friends in the past," said the girl with some urgency.
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"Okay, but first, what is Cobie doing here is Greece, anyway?" asked a puzzled SharkLad, "I thought he was too busy cleaning up the mess from the invasion."
"I visited him in a dream," replied a blushing Calliope, "I promised him pleasures beyond his imagination. Next thing you know, he's traveling back in time with his friend Eryk in tow. Sadly for them, I'm a wicked tease."
"What did you want with Cobie?"
"I needed him to undergo a quest, which is why he finds himself in the sea surrounded by giant Sharks and Krakens!"
"Send me there!" shouted SharkLad.
"As you wish," purred Calliope.
There is a blinding light and SharkLad vanishes.
"Fool," whispers Calliope.
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"Fool," whispers Calliope, as she suddenly revealed her form to suddenly be Poseidon, God of the Sea! "The real Callipe is imprisoned in my undersea cavern, and will drown to death when low tide brings the oceans back out and fills the cave! Nyahahahahaha!"
In the bushes, Theseus and Orpheus looked on in horror! "What do we do now?! *choke*"
Just then, a mysterious figure joined them, saying, "Perhaps I can help you! You see..."
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