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“We shall each kill an LMBer…and so shall our pact be sealed,” said a cold voice, as lightning and rain clashed outside. And quite suddenly, Thunder Lord cut his own hand and dripped blood into the center of the marble stone. On each tab in the stone marked the symbol of an LMBer.
Devious Duchess nodded at him, as Enemy Kid cackled in the background.
“They may be Legion…but so are we,” said Enemy Kid. A large crowd roared.
As the Legion of Super Villain Legion plotted, not so far away on Legion World, the LMB started a normal day, when they…
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As the Legion of Super Villain Legion plotted, not so far away on Legion World, the LMB started a normal day, when they were startled to hear a familiar voice.
"I love being a super-hero!"
Cobalt Kid knew it was his old pal Eryk Davis Ester before he even turned around.
"EDE! What brings you to LMB headquarters? We hardly get to see you around these parts since you've settled on Greg Evigan Island!"
"Oh, I was just in the mood to drop by and see what was going on. It just felt like a good day for a visit..."
Suddenly, an alert flashed on the LMB Televiewholotroublealert Monitor!
"Oh no," said Crujectra. "It's..."
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“Oh no,” said Crujectra. “It’s Takron-Galtos!”
“Takron-Galtos?” said Kid Marvel, the new LMBer who was on Televiewholetroublealert Monitor Duty with her.
“Yes, the new prison-planet that was created to hold the Red Bee and the Royal Inquisitor! It appears that someone is attempting to…break in? Sacred Liberty! You have no idea how dangerous the Red Bee is sexy—er, Kid Marvel!”
As EDE and Cobalt ran towards them, Lash Lad ran by patting their behinds, yelling “hurry up cuties, we can get there using this new device, but we better do it before…”
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As EDE and Cobalt ran towards them, Lash Lad ran by patting their behinds, yelling, “Hurry up cuties, we can get there using this new device, but we better do it before Luna finds out I used her bra for a water balloon launcher."
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oops! Too late!" Lash Lad pinched their bums again, along with Kid Marvel and even Crujectra. He shrugged at them. "Hey, I might be dead soon." The others rolled their eyes.
A slightly disheveled and decidedly annoyed Luna entered the room. "Lash!" she yelled, hands on her hips. "I want my bra back and I want it now! How many times have I told you - if you want to use a bra for a water balloon launcher, use Cru's! It's larger and more durable..."
Cobalt Kid snorted, somehow managing to keep his thoughts to himself for once. Crujectra opened her mouth to object but suddenly...
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Why do I get worried whenever I am involved in a tag-team adventure?
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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...a large and heavy anvil fell through the ceiling, with a note attached.
Seemingly oblivious to the fact that it had landed on Cobalt, since his healing powers would take care of it when he woke up, Luna screamed "there's a note on it," and went over to read it as a similar anvil crashed through the ceiling right above where she had stopped to read the note...
-------------------- My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.
And suddenly, Cobalt Kid, Eryk Davis Ester and a topless Luna were teleported out of the room!
"We always falls for that trick for some reason!" said Lash, as the increasingly diminishing amount of LMBers waited for another anvil to fall.
Suddenly the monitor blared! "You guys want to join in on the fight anytime soon", said Loser Lad, who was flying towards Takron-Galtos (which orbited Legion World) alongside Caliente and Disaster Boy. "We see the villain leading the charge up here, and its none other than..."
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"Gasp!" gasped Lash. Before he could speak though another anvil crashed through the ceiling. Crujectra quickly rushed over and grabbed the note. Being careful to not be teleported she read it aloud.
"Are you fed up with notes attached to anvils crashing through your roof? What you need is the Acme Anvil-proof Roof.... Of Space!"
"You know," said Lash thoughfully, "that sounds like exactly what we need. But we haven't got time to think about that right now because....
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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"You know," said Lash thoughfully, "that sounds like exactly what we need. But we haven't got time to think about that right now because....
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Non Sequitor looked up from washing the Sunday funnies.
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"You know," said Lash thoughfully, "that sounds like exactly what we need. But we haven't got time to think about that right now because....
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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...Reboot teleported into the room, with EDE, looking miffed. "Y'know, you lot could have helped. Next time, the idiot might remember to gag me and Glitch couldn't have got me out."
"Oh, Cobalt and Luna are still in there, somewhere, according to this scan. I just wanted out of that pit, and neither of them are exactly my favourite people."
"If you want to go back and get them, this'll get you there without ending up the way EDE did."
With that, Reboot teleported out, muttering something annoyed about Cobalt
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Varalent, Semi-Transparent Fellow, Dedman and Arachne walk into a dark, dingy cave, on the planet Polisex IV.
“Is this where the supposed strange disturbance was occurring Vee?” said Dedman to the mission leader, Varalent.
“Yes, and it was supposedly a series of strange lights and noises here. The cave is very large, so be careful of what we may find…”
SUDDENLY, light erupted in front of them, as something arose—
“The horrors!” said Semi
“Popping Planets!” yelled Arachne!
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But before we go any further with this side story, we turn back to Princess Crujectra, Kid Marvel, Eryk Davis Ester and Lash Lad, who were attempting to join their comrades in space protecting Takron-Galtos.
“What about Anvil-Master?” said EDE about the Anvil-hurling villain that was attempting to destroy them before.
“Oh, him. We dispatched Lucien Lad to use his new super-waking abilities and hopefully brutally kill him,” said Lash cheerfully!
Suddenly, they were interrupted by…
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