Yesterday, Miss Terious, the hostess of the decadent DREAMERTERIA, visited Legion World's security office.
She had been flirting with the young, virile Cobalt Kid ever since first joining the Legion. It was all in fun, of course. Miss T flirted with all the hets, some of the gays, a woman or two, and even the pussies, on occasion. It was almost expected from such a ribald vision of feminine potency.
But, Cobie was different. Playful and stern, spontaneous and dependable, he was a man of cohabitable contrasts. Plus, all the girls said he's hung like a farm animal! --------------------------------------------------
Well, Miss T had to make her move! Passion quickly ignited as both parties revealed their desire for one another - actions speaking instead of words - and the afternoon was consumed by sexual frenzy.
Hours passed before Cobie finally delivered his 'magnoball special' over her soft mounds and into her deep pocket; then, Miss Terious was struck by an overwhelming vision!
She saw images of fertility and birth, a male child with Cobie's eyes. She saw her belly swollen with child. And she foresaw pain - an excruciating pain, both physical and emotional.
As Cobie's large, manly frame collapsed onto his partner, he noticed her vulnerability. Trusting him, she told him of her vision - never doubting his strength of character in hearing her news.
With a deep sadness, Cobalt Kid relived the pain of children lost before, even wives swept away by destiny. And, still, this man of action offered to stand by Miss T, unwavering in his duties but also honest in his desire to support her decision. --------------------------------------------------
For some time, Miss T had felt as if part of her soul was missing. In a hypertemporal 'reboot', she had lost her baby sister, but, tragically, not the memory of her.
And, now, to find herself with child. Perhaps her soul could be mended? Of course she would dare demonic spawn or robotic progeny, because she believed her degree in super science could unlock the danger - the threat - within Cobie's DNA and defeat it.
Two brave souls agreed to take this journey together, as Legionnaires - ever cautious, always hopeful! --------------------------------------------------
Unfortunately, it wouldn't be that easy...
Next, the unimaginable happens. Six sisters are born to an entranced Miss T. Outrageous pregnancy symptom or something more devious???
[ August 27, 2004, 04:47 AM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Miss Terious on :
That evening, Miss T prepares a Naltorian wiccan brew taught her by her lost sister. This tea is commonly prescribed to new mothers to foster shared dreams between mother and child.
Inexplicably, Miss Terious falls into a very deep trance, a slumber unto a coma for the next 12 hours.
First, a fullgrown woman, approximately 3 years younger than Miss T (the difference between her and her sister), rises from the sleeping beauty. This woman can triplicate as unto a Cargggite and seems keen on exploring her identity(ies) and opportunities. She sets forth into Legion World coming upon the heroic Space Ranger. She convinces the stalwart defender to abandon his post for the night as they explore one another's sexual boundaries. Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
Orange (talking to Space Ranger): *giggling* Oh, I couldn't! I simply wouldn't do that!
Neutral: It's not so bad, sis! You just have to get used to the taste.
Purple: Hey, Spacie, lean forward and close your eyes - I've got a surprise for you. *a mechanical whirring can be heard* Posted by Miss Terious on :
Next, a ghostly apparition rises from Miss T. This ethereal woman is, again, fullgrown though about 4 years younger than her 'mother.'
Just A Phase?, as she labels herself, cries for her mother to awaken and then, just as suddenly, begins giggling. Spurred by a sudden thought, JAP? walks through the wall and into Legion World. During the night, she pesters passersby with inane questions of paramount importance to herself.
[ August 23, 2004, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Miss Terious ]
Posted by Just A Phase? on :
JAP? (to a Durlan): why not fingers on ur head and antennahands, wot??? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Present:
Cobalt turns to Loser Lad and Kid Prime, both in his office, and accepts the Bourbon on the rocks from Loser. Outdoor Miner's words ring in his ear..."aren't you going to tell her about your brood?"
Finally Kid Prime says what's on their mind and recaps it. "Ok Cobie, let's go over it again. You've had six children, one a demon from hell with Space Tart, another a robot bent on destroying the LMB, another a future world conquerer bent on destroying the time stream, Numf-El in some weird way, the Shark Avatar Beast, whose mother we're not even sure of anymore and Umber, who was lost in time and thrown to another Earth."
"My God man!" said Loser, "you've got some crazy sperm! Haven't you thought of wrapping it up?"
Cobalt cringed, remembering both Lash and Crujeckie's warnings, both soundly similar to "Just use damn contraception!".
Sipping on his bourbon on the rocks, Cobalt looks up. "These six sisters. All of them are somehow part of Miss Terious and part of me, although the real child won't be born for some time. And who knows what will happen once he's born..."
"Ok," said Loser, "tell us about the sisters..."
Posted by Miss Terious on :
Another 2 hours hence, and a striking beautiful, seemingly perfect woman arises from Miss T. This is Princess Perfectra and she is as exquisite as the finest porcelain and twice as fragile. Hastily, the young royal, some 5 years younger than her 'mother,' exits unto LW.
Immediately drawing the attention of passersby, she exclaims her title and demands they submit to her station.
Innocently, the crowd mistakes her as a charlatan to Crujectra's throne and all havoc ensues. Crujectra's defenders vs. those enraptured by Perfectra's glamor. Only the swift intervention of Cobalt Kid's security forces maintains order. Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
Fectra (speaking to attackers and defenders alike): Knaves! Curs! You will pay for this outrage! *slips away under cover of illusion* Posted by Miss Terious on :
During the remaining hours, three more 'daughters' separate in succession, each a year younger than the previous:
Lurking Violet the Shrinker - shy and vulnerable.
Shady Lady the Shadowcaster - as moody and untamed as the night.
and Sister Saturn the Telepath - eight years younger than Miss T - reserved in her actions, wise beyond her years.
These three women, unlike their sisters before, enter Legion World quietly and without fuss. Their current whereabouts are unknown at this time. Posted by Lurking Violet on :
Drapes herself in a cloak she finds in her 'mother's' wardrobe, and exits into LW.
Finally she notices a remarkable looking cat - Legionnaire Stoopid Cat. A catophile, LW reduces in size and hops aboard SC, unnoticed. Unnoticed, that is, until SC enters a nearby tesseract and LW panics!
SC, taking it all in stride, merely says... Posted by Shady Lady on :
Shady Lady immediately takes to the streets and finds herself at SHAKES. Taking a seat at the bar, she eyes the crowd, readying herself for anything.
"Silverale, barkeep."
Just then, Hrun the Barbarian enters SHAKES, already besotten with mead. SL feels the small hairs on the back of her neck immediately rise up.
Future is also present at SHAKES and, though SL doesn't yet know this, it's a good thing.
Hrun strides up to the bar and bombastically exclaims...
[ August 23, 2004, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: Shady Lady ]
Posted by Sister Saturn on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Present:
"Ok," said Loser, "tell us about the sisters..."
... "Allow me, Father."
The young, beautiful, and serene Sister Saturn confidently walks into the security office of her 'male parent.'
"I spent the night within Mother's Dreamerteria and decided to introduce myself before you came looking.
We are no threat to you or our Mother.
All will be revealed at the proper time, but first, I need your help in collecting my sisters. Do you have any leads?..." Posted by Space Ranger on :
After several hours of fun and games with Trysexual Girl (and a short but satisfying nap for all four of them) the Space Ranger decides to show TSG around Legion World. Starting with SHAKES where he knows he can find a comfortable seat...
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
"... Hmm... a flea sized girl, who just happens to smell remarkably like Miss Terious but different enough in some small ways to be unique."
A tiny giggle informs him that she is listening to his cat musings, which when he doesn't take the time to translate sound like normal purrs.
"Interesting, can you understand the cat tongue?"
The flea sized girl grows slightly larger and assumes a mounted position astride SC's back.
"I understand the cat tongue and I love listening to it spoken properly, but as a human of course I cannot speak it." She replies in interlac.
Well, small human, as much as I would love to sit and talk with you I think we should find a safe place to drop you off. There is a Pussy Hunting Maniac loose on Legion World, and I must deal with that menace before he harms any of my brethren."
"My Mother has been dealing with Pussy Hunters most of her life. She taught me a few tricks that may be of some help to you."
"Hmmm... I am the TIGER GOD AVITAR! and this Pussy Hunter is merely a clever barbarian... and as such I must protect all felines from harm. But I sense a large measure of feline wiles in you. Perhaps an alliance is appropriate."
**GIGGLE**
"Okay SC, then why doesn't this pair of Pussies go hunting barbarians?"
**YOWL**
[ August 24, 2004, 07:28 AM: Message edited by: Stoopid Cat ]
Posted by Miss Terious on :
Awakens with a start! SIX SISTERS!?! What the?--
COBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
As Space Ranger carries the single form of Trysexual Girl in his arms, he hears Miss Terious' call of distress from the DREAMERTERIA.
"Temporary change of plans, Try Girl! Truth and justice for pregnant ladies!"
Flying into Miss T's bedchamber, 'mother' and 'daughter' have a joyful reunion.
As the ladies discuss the strange turn of events, Miss T's good friend KinetixGreenZoe enters the room dressed to kill.
Spontaneously, TSG triplicates and Purple locks eyes with KGZ, saying,
"Where have you been all my life, cutie?" (which is terribly ironic since her life is about 3 days old.)
Zoe answers, rather bluntly, ... Posted by Phantazmagorea on :
"down the hall, second turn on the right, third door on your left. The one marked KinetixGreenZoe"
Trysexual Girl Purple blushes slightly before asking coyly...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Trysexual Girl Purple blushes slightly before asking coyly, "Mind if I take the tour?"
A sudden grin appears on KZG's face...
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Meanwhile, Cobalt Kid, Kid Prime and Loser Lad turn to Saturn Sister, just entering the room. Loser's mouth hits the floor.
"Perhaps I can tell you father?" she asks, suddenly filling all three's minds with a telepathic re-cap of the sisters.
"Pick your jaw up, Lou," says Cobalt, very uncomfortable with discouraging care-free sex.
"I'm going to have to have Invisible Brainiac, Emerald Empress and Dev-Em check out Princess Perfecta, if she was indeed causing a disturbance. As Security Officers, they'll be able to handle any problems."
"Where are you off to?" asks Kid Prime.
"I'm off to join Faraway Lad and Stu, to see if we can activate the CCP's."
"The CCP's?"
"Yes, the Cobalt's Children Protocols. I'm worried. Out of six children, four have gone totally evil. Stu and Faraway created a new protocol for what to do when another child of mine appears on the scene. I have no idea when it'll be born, but who knows what will happen in it is..."
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*interlude*
Far off, somewhere in the time stream, a lone man wanders in a time bubble, viewing the current events on Legion World.
He is the Archduke of Time! Son of Cobalt Kid and Space Tart, he grew up to be a future world conquerer, bent on destroying the time stream. However, he was beaten back by his mother and father and their fellow LMBers, and trapped within the time stream, unable to break free!
Recently, however, the ruler of the time stream, the Time Mouse Trapper was destroyed by the LMB, which subsequently freed him from his prison. Biding his time, waiting, he now sees the most oppurtune time to strike!
"So, another child of Cobalt Kid is on the way? Not if I have anything to say about it! I will destroy my father, my mother, their allies and this new mysterious, and any who get in my way! *Evil Cackle!*"
*end interlude*
Posted by Just A Phase? on :
Phasie appears at just that moment and floats through the office like a gentle breeze.
She is muttering to herself,
"hickery, dickery, doc... what's up doc... docter gym'll to OR stat... jack sprat could eat no fat..."
As she phases through the office and back into Legion World, Loser Lad says, rather sarcastically... Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
"well, she certainly got her dad's intelligence!"
Elsewhere,
IB, EE and Dev-em encounter the alluring Princess Perfectra.
Suddenly, they are enveloped in an illusion of....
Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
Suddenly, they are enveloped in an illusion of buildings collapsing in on them from both sides of the street - and of the Every Ten Years Monster lurches toward them!
'Fectra quickly heads down an alley and slips into an open door, closing it quickly behind her.
As strong and perfect as she looks on the outside, 'Fectra is quite delicate emotionally and she fears for her safety.
Maybe she should. 'Fectra has actually slipped unnoticed into the apartment of Legion Worlder... Posted by Future on :
'Fectra has actually slipped unnoticed into the apartment of Legion Worlder...Eryk Davis Ester.
Though the place was slightly messy at the moment, the royal youth figured it would be an okay place to hide for a few minutes. There didn't seem to be anyone around and...wait! Suddenly, 'Fectra's ear tune in to the noise of a...sonic shower! Suddenly, the shower cuts off! Someone was coming out down the hall!
"Oh no!" 'Fectra blushed, "that would be just TOO embarrassing." The Princess took her chances with back outside, leaving the way she came in quickly, before she's be caught in an awkward situation.
Down the hallway, EDE walks out fully clothed, toweling down his pet Luck Lord. "I don't even want to know why you were in the garbage room of Legion World, pet Luck Lord. ...hey, did you hear something?"
Just the noise of the door closing shut swiftly, Princess Perfectra rushing further down the alley in hopes of finding someplace else to go.
Elsewhere, Just a Phase? has met up with sister Lurking Violet, the two of them heading to...
Posted by Lurking Violet on :
heading to... find their sister, Total Black Out!
yes, Phasie, we've got to find Toby! you see i was riding on the back of my new friend Stoopid Cat and then - he just reared back and flew off in a streak!
i'm glad you were passing by and saw that he headed towards that building with the sign that says SHAKES.
i wonder what on earth could drive my sweet pal, Stoopid, into such a rage?
Meanwhile...
Total Black Out is standing in Shakes trying to gather her thoughts, when Hrun the Barbarian storms in, already half-drunk.
As he lurches toward the bar, he bumps into our shady lady, speaking about his search for pussies!
Misunderstanding the barbarian's intentions and just generally looking for an excuse to vent, TBO fills the room with an inky veil of darkness and strikes Hrun in several key nerve centers.
The big lummox falls and Toby swallows the void back into herself --
Just as Stoopid Cat swoops into the bar, eyeing his fallen nemesis, he purrs...
[ August 25, 2004, 08:03 AM: Message edited by: Lurking Violet ]
Posted by Miss Terious on :
I make my way home to the Dreamerteria, feeling very strange.
Nausea becomes slight cramping.
I make it to my bedchamber and undress, covering myself with my bedsheets.
I drift into a fitful slumber, seeing images of two armies. Young men slaying one another in senseless rivalry. Then flashes of widowed and mourning young women. Their hearts broken by great personal loss.
I awake started and sweaty. Then I notice the moisture between my legs. Disbelievingly I see a newborn male child.
But he ISN"T crying! Instinct takes over and I pick up the child. At my touch, he lets out a joyful cry - thank Goddess!
I feed the hungry babe, worrying over the unnaturalness of his birth - as well as the other tests the Goddess has seen fit to set before me of late.
I decide not to call Cobalt Kid. He has his hands full with our leader SoM, right now. I set our son down on my bed and quickly change clothes.
When I return...
When I return my son is gone! In his place stands a fullgrown man, as naked as my sins.
Hello, Mother. I am Cosmosis. All will be reavealed.
And, just like that, he flies out of my open balcony.
Dear Goddess, am I really being manipulated? Am I the mother of monsters?
As if on cue, I feel a kick in my stomach. That's right - I'm still pregnant!
I collapse like paper in the wind.
[ August 25, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Miss Terious ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cobalt approached the quarters of Faraway Lad, long-time LMBer and trusted friend.
"Come in, Cobie, come in", said Far, expecting him.
"I take it you've heard?"
"Oh, I'm pretty certain we've all heard," replied the LMBP Royal Ambassador.
"Combined with SoM cracking up and going insane, there are too many things going on at once right now. Saturn Sister seems to be under control, but the other five are getting into all kinds of mischief I'm sure."
"And then there's the baby that is currently in Miss Terious' womb," replied Faraway.
"Exactly."
"Well Cobie, I don't know what to say. Ever since Dr. Hoffman cursed you years ago, you've had bad luck when it comes to children. I guess I'll activate the protocols just in case and make sure a full scale alert is prepared..."
With a twist of his ring, Faraway Lad immediately sent a secret signal to a select group of LMBers, alerting them to the trouble!
Immediately, LardLad woke up at the Hootchie Hut, drunk and dazed, but aware that the LMB might need him!
Crusader, at the LMB Outpost, took notice and promised to visit his sister to learn what may or may not be coming!
The LMBP Spectre, whose gaze pierces all, silently acknowledges that she too understands what is at stake.
Grey Birdboy, presently at Legion World further understands. All of them are aware that Cobalt Kid may have another child entering this world. And this time...it may spell doom.
Grey looked down and shook his head. "The poor mother...I hope she isn't the one who gets hurt here..."
Posted by Just A Phase? on :
Just as Stoopid Cat swoops into the bar, eyeing his fallen nemesis, he purrs...
Hmmmmph! Serves him right. No fun catching a sleeping rat, though.
SC slips into a nearby tesseract just as Phasie and Lurky arrive.
Toby! i've missed u! i think
Total Black Out rolls her eyes at her space case sister and gloomily asks Lurking Violet where everyone else is.
Sister Saturn is working with Father and Try Girl was last seen with some radiantly glowing green woman. i honestly don't know where 'Fectra is but she's probably in trouble.
Fine. I'll find 'Fectra. Has anyone told our 'mother' what will become of her?
TBO departs with Lurky close behind. Phasie wisps away in the opposite direction. --------------------------------------------------
Elsewhere ~
Princess Perfectra cowers in hiding. She has eluded her captors... for now. Tired, hungry, and mostly afraid, she wishes she had a friend to protect her. Instead, she is found by...
![[Dreamer]](graemlins/Dreamer.gif)
To recap...![[Triplicate Girl]](graemlins/TriplicateGirl.gif)
Orange (talking to Space Ranger): *giggling* Oh, I couldn't! I simply wouldn't do that!![[Phantom Girl]](graemlins/PhantomGirl.gif)
JAP? (to a Durlan): why not fingers on ur head and antennahands, wot??? ![[Princess Projectra]](graemlins/PrincessProjectra.gif)
Fectra (speaking to attackers and defenders alike): Knaves! Curs! You will pay for this outrage! *slips away under cover of illusion* ![[Shrinking Violet]](graemlins/ShrinkingViolet.gif)
Drapes herself in a cloak she finds in her 'mother's' wardrobe, and exits into LW.![[Umbra]](graemlins/Umbra.gif)
Shady Lady immediately takes to the streets and finds herself at SHAKES. Taking a seat at the bar, she eyes the crowd, readying herself for anything.![[Saturn Girl]](graemlins/SaturnGirl.gif)
... "Allow me, Father."![[Triad]](graemlins/Triad.gif)
As Space Ranger carries the single form of Trysexual Girl in his arms, he hears Miss Terious' call of distress from the DREAMERTERIA.![[Cosmic Boy]](graemlins/CosmicBoy.gif)
Hello, Mother. I am Cosmosis. All will be reavealed.