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I'll come out of seclusion just for a bit this evening to repost this, since there seems to be so much interest, and also since, like EDE, this tag-team thread was my first plunge into the waters of the LMB. All I have to say is that it was an incredible experience.
MLLASH Member July 10, 2002 05:34 PM
Leap Year Lass smiled at her reflection in the mirror. She was dressed to the 9's and her combination Allysa Milano-Allyson Hannigan look was sure to make her date's heart skip a beat!
*BREEEP!*
Her date had arrived. She sashayed to the entryway and opened it to find......
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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... not her date, after all, but a man dressed like some agent in an old flattie film from the 21st that she'd seen on HoloVision Channel 23290 the other night.
He was dressed head to toe in black, just like that guy. Held up a little wand like him, too. Neutralizer? Neuralizer? -- whatEVER.
"You know too much about our infiltration of the Legionnaires," he said. "We have to do this to protect you, and our operatives as well. Sorry." A flash hit her eyes.
And suddenly she found herself in ...
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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...limbo, which was the WHITEST place she had ever seen.
Alongside her was a hunky dude with specs. "So, ahhh... what's YOUR name?" she asked, half-interested.
"Shakespeare. KENT Shakespeare." he answered. "What are YOU in for?"
"I'm in for a lot of dull Saturday nights from the looks of THIS place!" she responded.
The specs-wearing stranger frowned disapprovingly.
Meanwhile, back at LMB HQ, Cobalt Kid was arriving from a night on the town with Princess No-Protection. When they entered the building, they were shocked to find........
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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...that their three-some with Leap-Year Lass was obviously off. The room was black and white with sudden shades of grey.
A man, dressed head to toe in black carrying a little wand Neutralizer? Neuralizer? -- whatEVER was talking in monotone to a crowd not there.
Unknown to the Princess, Cobalt Kid flashed a secret hand signal. The man reacted with a wink and removed his mask to reveal Color Kid. From behind, Rainbow Girl entered.
Confused, dazed, the Princess felt she was coming out...
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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... of her costume, which she partially WAS doing thanks to the drunken groping of Cobalt Kid.
He managed to sputter out an inebriated yelp of surprise at the arrival of Color Kid and Rainbow Girl, but all heads in the room turned when The Boy With Ultra Powers burst in and exclaimed....
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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...or so it seemed. Princess No-Protection looked up to see a light....dimming...like a lid closing. Then there came the sound of much water suddenly in motion.
Colour Kid screamed "I've been here before! We're trapped in the Time Trapper's giant Toilet of Doom! The Commode of Chaos! The Bidet of Bedlam!"
"Didn't the Royal Flush gang used to hand out here?" queried Cobalt Kid.
Just then, there came a voice in the distance...
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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An obscure 21st century child actor by the name of Frankie Muniz. He was best remembered for having eyes that were just a tad too far apart, not unlike Antonio Banderas and Uma Thurman.
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Eryk Davis Ester Member July 12, 2002 07:38 PM
...a mysterious figure, unknown to all present.
Meanwhile, Colour Kid thought to himself, "There's a door in the Toilet of Doom?! That would have been really nice to know last time I was here. Sure beats any of the other ways of getting out."
Meanwhile, back in limbo...
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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BradPitt's Sexier Brother Member July 13, 2002 02:14 AM
'It's Vi and Ayla looking for a third. Ever since I gave into my curiosity and took that weekend trip to the sapphic pleasure camp with them, they've been calling for me every Friday night.'
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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::Something strange is afoot,:: Kent thought. ::We've been working on my project for weeks. Could it be that the sistren of the Legion have uncovered ...
... the project to create a LEGION OF SUPER-SEX-TOYS?????::
::And what about my suspicion that Lardlad is a Man In Black?:: he suspected.
But then, Leap Year Lass fell onto the bed, moaning deliciously, and saying, "I know, Kent, I know. You see, we female Legionnaires have been conspiring to ..."
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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