*The LMBP cruiser makes it's way to Taltar, the world of Thora under the guise of diplomatic mission*
"What's the plan CK?" asks Semi. "A few things. First, we'll actually attempt to see if Thora is willing to work with us. While we're doing that, you and Vee will lead an Espionage Mission to see if you can find Space Ranger there. If Thora doesn't cooperate, we'll unleash our full strength on her and the Femizons to win back SP!"
"What about your unborn baby?" asked Icefyre. "I'm not sure yet. But I do know that I don't want it to become a male slave or a female femi-Nazi! I have to get him/her back! Miner, I'll need your help, so make sure you have all the pregnancy test equipment!"
"Their are plenty of LMBers with us right now, so be strong!"
As the cruiser approached the Homeworld of Thora, New Kid turned to Lash to say...
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
"I think she's probably holding Ranger in one of her slave camps, I can't imagine him going along with her."
"But, you never know what she might have done. Or what crazy ideas he may have come up with. You know something about her methods don't you?"
At that point Harbinger, Kara and Princess Crujectra walked into the room, The Princess looked directly at Icefyre and said...
[ October 05, 2003, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Almost New Kid ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Are you OK, dear? You look a little nervous."
"I'll be fine." came the reply. "I just want everything to turn out OK."
"Don't worry," replied Lash, "From the message he sent, we could tell Space Ranger was alright, if extremely exhausted."
"CK," said Miner. "I may have *brought* the pregnancy tests, but that doesn't mean I know anything about using them. And I doubt she'd let me get close enough to begin with."
"Don't sweat it, Miner, I'll think of something."
Just then, Varalent looked at the viewscreen and said...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
At that point Harbinger, Kara and Princess Crujectra walked into the room, The Princess looked directly at Icefyre and said, "Icey, I thought you'd left on the mission? What are you still doing here on Legion World?"
"I have a special assignment very important!" Icefire said.
"Well, I'm sure you will perform your task excellently, my dear!"
Icey bowed to the Princess as she left the room.
Meanwhile, on the ship, Outdoor Miner was...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*interlude*
Any ideas on how to splice OM's posts and mine together?
*end interlude*
[ October 05, 2003, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
*interlude*
First oops, who does the retcon?
*End Interlude*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*interlude*
I can fix it, if no one minds.
*end interlude*
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
*interlude*
Go ahead, EDE
*end interlude*
[ October 05, 2003, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Outdoor Miner ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
"Are you OK, dear? You look a little nervous. And what are you still doing here? I thought you'd left on the mission?"
"I'll be fine." came the reply. "I just want everything to turn out OK. I have a special mission very important!"
Icey bowed to the princess as she left the room.
Back on the ship, Lash was talking to the rest of the team: "From the message he sent, we could tell Space Ranger was alright, if extremely exhausted."
"CK," said Miner. "I may have *brought* the pregnancy tests, but that doesn't mean I know anything about using them. And I doubt she'd let me get close enough to begin with."
"Don't sweat it, Miner, I'll think of something."
Just then, Varalent looked at the viewscreen and said...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*interlude*
How's that? Should we establish an order for posting or something?
*end interlude*
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
Looks good o deputy type leader, and should we delete the various oops posts?
I won't post again till morning. so just let me know if ...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
*interlude*
That's pretty much what I was going to do, so I'm fine with it.
Some kind of posting order wouldn't be a bad idea, as long as we make sure to accomodate any new arrivals.
*end interlude*
Posted by Varalent on :
Just then, Varalent looked at the viewscreen and said...
"Don't look now (after all he was climbing out of Semi's silver thong) but it seems we have company already!"
Everyone turned to look at the viewscreen and immediately saw a Titanium Class Juggernaught rapidly approaching the cruiser.
"Sensors report that the 'naught's armaments are active!" announced Arachne.
"Incoming message transmision!" exclaimed Eryk Davis Ester.
"On screen please, Eryk," said Cobalt Kid
A hush filled the room as the holoscreen brightened and they saw...
[ October 05, 2003, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
A blinding flash.
Most were stunned by the light, but Semi, having turned invisible, was immune to that part of the spectrum.
He took the helm and guided the ship through the obstacles.
Vee, meanwhile had grown to normal size. Semi chastized him - we're still undercover. Get back in my pants. (BTW, they're silk, not silver - a gift from Icey)
Suddenly, the airlock blew open...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A very pregnant Thora and a legion of femizon warriors behind her.
"You cretinour males were warned. If any of you come any closer to my planet, you will all be castrated and destroyed!"
"Where's Space Ranger!" yelled Vee, to which Thora replied
"Space Ranger, why he's..."
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*oops, another same time reply. fits nicely though*
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
INTERLUDE
Meanwhile, Super Lad Kid has been patroling the Headquarters making sure that Thora's gang did not make a surprise attack while the team was away. He just finished cleaning and closing up SHAKES when he thought he heard a noise down a nearby alley.
"Man, I sure wish Cobalt Kid or SharkLad or some of the other more powerful members were here. I don't know what use my powers of smell-replication could be if things got rough."
He stared down the dark alley in hopes of seeing what caused the noise. It was just a mouse.
"Whew, looks like there was nothing to be afraid of," he thought.
Just then, in a blinding rush, a giant robotic arm reached out and siezed Super Lad Kid into the alley.
And all became as quiet as it was before.
END INTERLUDE
[ October 05, 2003, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Super Lad Kid ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Space Ranger, why he's my new First Consort. He was betrothed to me in a special ceremony shortly before you cretinous males arrived here. He belongs to me now!" cackled Thora.
"No!" cried New Kid. The femizons stiffened, awaiting any potential attack by the LMBPers.
I can see we aren't gonna need the pregnancy tests, thought Miner. Wonder how CK's gonna talk us out of this one.
Cobalt Kid, smiling, stepped up to Thora and said..
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Balderdash. Don't try to bamboozle me, baby. Space Ranger is just not equipped to handle your perversions. He'd never go willingly.
Suddenly, Icefire lunged...
Semi, still invisible cried, "no, bro!!!"
But it was too late.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Icefyre lunged at Thora, who prepared to fight, when Space Ranger suddenly threw a vicious punch at Icefyre, knocking him back!
"SP?" said Miner, shocked.
"Now Leave us!" Yelled Thora, as Space Ranger said nothing. "I'm not going anywhere without my kid and my friend!" yelled Cobalt back. "I wouldn't advise you to come any closer cretinous male. As comely as you are, I have a new betrothed now, and will not hesitate to vanquish you."
Cobalt thought about using his magnetism to crush Thora when he realized that he could not. Wouldn't that also kill his unborn child? Now he was unsure what to do...
Suddenly, Thora and Space Ranger dissapeared in a flash of light, teleporting home. Unknown to them, Semi and Vee had snuck along for the ride...
The LMBPers in the cruiser were now left staring at a huge dreadnought and a legion of femizons. "Well", smiled Shark Lad, "no one ever said this it'd be easy!", as he leaped out into Space to start up a brawl.
"Well EDE, looks like this won't be diplomatic after all..." said Cobalt, as...
Posted by SharkLad on :
the cruiser was rocked by a blast from the dreadnaught.
"Damage?" asked Cobalt Kid, as picked himself up from the floor of the bridge.
"Nothing too bad," answered EDE, "But, we can't take another hit like that."
"Return fire!"
"They can definitely out-gun us," asserted Arachne after several tense mintues, "our chances are much better in hand-to-hand combat."
"Then let's take it to the surface!" commanded Cobalt Kid, "SWEET ASS ..."
Cobie was interrupted as Thora's visage appeared on the viewscreen holding a spear with a bloody, triangular mass on the end.
"Yes," interrupted Thora, "his mighty dorsal fin. Now, leave! Or you will all suffer similar fates!"
The viewscreen went blank.
"Alright team, to the transporter room" spoke Cobalt Kid, his fists clenched, "Let's go kick some femizon ass!"
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
“Hold it Cobie,” Princess Crujectra’s quiet voice stopped all movement in the room.
“Arachne, check your screen,” she continued, “I think you’ll find that Dreadnaught has some problems.”
She nodded to CK, “Cobie, you’re a sweetie, but maybe this time you’ll think before sticking your ‘Little Friend’ someplace he doesn’t belong. Strategy first, then we kick the slut’s ass.”
Everyone left on the LMBP Cruiser gathered around the view screen. The scene it showed caused a huge cheer to break out. Kara and Harbinger were out in space, rapidly reducing the Dreadnaught’s armaments and propulsion systems to scrap metal.
“Hmm… Guess I forgot just how tough those two Supergirl types are…” Cobalt Muttered.
Princess Crujectra focused her attention on Almost New Kid, she wasn’t smiling, “ANK, none of us know what your powers are, or Space Rangers. Start talking.”
ANK seemed to shrink under Crujeckie’s glare. He glanced nervously around the room before speaking. “My only power is semi-super annoyance; I can cause people to become annoyed by almost anything I say. Hmmm… the Ranger, Ummm… I guess I should have told you guys before… I’m… I mean… well… I was adopted by his parents, on… Daxam. He’s a Daxamite.
“Oh Sprock!” Cobalt slammed his fist onto a table. “Jeese ANK couldn’t you have told us that earlier…”
On Taltar
Thora watched her personal physician work rapidly on the form laying face down on a crude medical table.
“He didn’t respond fast enough during that battle, Dr. Lesbon, that cretin Icefyre almost reached me… I don’t care how painful it becomes for him… make whatever adjustments are necessary…”
Space Ranger lay face down on the table, his uniform pants pulled down to expose his buttocks. A strange golden glow lit the area around his anus.
“Thora, My Liege, as long as the Golden Dildo of Taltar resides in his ass, he is yours to command. I have changed the batteries. His response to your mental commands should now be instantaneous.”
Hidden in a dark corner of the room Semi reached down and adjusted Vee’s position. Suddenly he began to quietly but urgently whisper, “Not Now Sweets, we need to get this info back to the cruiser. Ummm… please stop that… there’ll be time later, I promise.”
Space Ranger rose from the table and knelt at Thora’s feet, “Mistress…”
Thora began laughing…
Posted by icefire on :
****Interlude*****
Icefyre grabs his chest and a sharp pain goes up his side. "Princess something is wrong". As the room goes black Icey, falls to the floor.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
On Taltar
Space Ranger rose from the table and knelt at Thora’s feet, “Mistress…”
His head cocked, then, towards the corner in which the LMBers had concealed themselves.
"...there are intruders!"
Suddenly, Space Ranger lunged towards Semi and Vee. Or rather, where they had been. Alerted by Ranger's sudden movements, Semi had thrown himself to the floor and slid under the operating table.
Space Ranger, unable to stop, crashed through the wall and into a hallway. Where he remained, momentarily dazed.
"Mistress, what is happening?" cried the doctor. "I...ack!"
The doctor hit the floor, shoved aside by an invisible Semi, now up from under the table and bolting for the door.
"Don't just stand there, you fool!" shouted Thora at Space Ranger. "Find them! Destroy them!"
Semi flung the door open and ran down a hallway. "You OK down there Vee?"
"I'm hanging in there," came the reply. "Literally."
"He must have heard us. He's a lot stronger than we thought, too. What do we do now?"
Behind them, much closer than either would have liked, they could hear the sounds of pursuit.
"Keep going!" urged Vee. "I've got an idea...."
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...and I think you might like it!" Suddenly Vee used his power to momentarily shrink the dildo in SP's ass! Space Ranger suddenly stopped, and hesitated as if in a daze. Vee and Semi ran down the hall concealed.
"He's stronger than we thought!" said Vee.
"We need to come up with another plan while we're here..."
Back in the room, Thora ran up to SP and slid two fingers where she knew she could keep SP under control. "Now male, obey your mistress. Find those two and destroy them. Then come back and pleasure me..." ----------
Icefyre fell to the ground as Princess Crujectra checked to see if something was wrong. He began gasping for air...
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Outside, Dev-Em flew by Shark Lad to grab him from harms' way. "Let me back!" yelled the LMBer, "I'll satisfy my appetite yet." "No" said EDE over the com-link. "Get back here. There's too many and we've lost sight our goal. You, Dev and Furball try to hold them off but don't go too far. Miner, Arachne, Kara, Cobalt, Harbinger and I are going to try and find a way to get planetside. Lash, New Kid, Lucien and Danny Blaine are here for your back up." "No good EDE, you might have to send them in now..." said Dev, "wait'll you see what they have now."
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Back in the HQ at home, Super Lad Kid was grabbed by a Gigantic Robot Hand, to see Giant Robotic Gay Man (formerly Lesbian) and Evil Queen! "We promised Thora we'd do our part!" yelled Evil Queen as they prepared to attack him.
"Not so fast boys" replied the Emerald Empress. "There are more people on Legion World than Crujectra's security." she smiled, as she unleashed the Emerald Eye on them. Fat Cramer ran to Super Lad Kid's side "I wonder how they're doing in space right now..."
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
As he ran down the hall, invisible, with tiny Vee stashed in his thong, Semi said, "Vee, I told you making the dildo small wasn't the answer. You had to make Space Ranger's ass really big so the dildo would fall out, and Thora's backup plans wouldn't work."
Vee sighed, Semi was sometimes just a bit too much of an "I told you so."
Meanwhile, the Princess attended to Icefire. Her finely atuned senses informed her that Icefire was suffering from the one thing that could truly do him in.... lack of lovin'. Summoning up all the nobility she possessed, the Princess did the only thing she could .... a deep, lingering, full tongue kiss ... Icefire's eyes flickered momentarily. The Princess realized this was a matter of life or death. Duty as her badge of honor, she got down to business ... (Never say the Princess cares not for her subjects.)
But there is much more to tell...
[ October 06, 2003, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Space Ranger slowly woke from the strange nightmare, he remembered sitting in his cruiser eating chili dogs with sauerkraut – and then nothing… Nothing but pain… at first he thought that his digestive system was simply acting up… a dozen sauerkraut chili dogs will do that.
But then the voices started… telling him to do things… things that disgusted him… the woman was horrible but he had to obey…
Then the pain eased momentarily… He heard Vee’s voice… and Semi’s… and the pain returned but it was different…
And his stomach started to rumble…
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
*Interlude*
At the end of the universe, where time and space meet their distruction in a horrifyingly beautiful light show, there is a wall.
The wall is an immense solid black slab of obsidian. It has one flaw.
In the exact center of the wall is a hole, a mouse hole.
Inside that hole sits a mouse wearing a garish purple cloak. The mouse watches the struggles of the LMBP and squeaks happily to itself.
"Soon Cobalt Kid, soon you and the Space Ranger will be mine. BWASqueak... BWASqueak... BWASqueak... "
*end Interlude*
[ October 07, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Almost New Kid ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Dev, Kara and Harbinger swung out in a trident formation, smashing through the femizons. Not far away, Shark Lad ripped through the femizons in a complete rage after losing his fin. Furball was near him, an accidentally threw a femizon in his direction. Shark Lad, encompassed in a rage turned now on his fellow LMBer...
Lash, Lucien and Crusader continued to fight as the endless wave of femizons came in. New Kid watched hopelessly, wondering "what am I going to do?! Is this the end for my brother? I won't allow it even if I have to-" Suddenly Danny Blaine was sucked away to another dimension and Mantis appeard. "This one greets you. It appears there is a war..."
Down below, EDE, Cobalt, Miner and Arachne made their way onto Taltar. "Should we find Vee and Semi?" asked Arachne. "I don't know. What do you think Cobalt. What can we do to Thora that won't harm your baby?" "I don't know. I've already lost a wife, I don't want to lose another child too..." "I've got it!" yelled Miner. "We can just-"
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
Whatever Miner was about to say was drowned out by a thunderous explosion which rocked the battlefield, scattering the various groups of combatants. EDE and Cobalt were separated from Miner and Arachne. Cobalt looked around, LMBPers and Femizons had been scattered every which way, the only battle still going on was the furious fight between Sharklad and Furball.
As Cobalt watched the two tear into each other he realized that they probably hadn’t even noticed the explosion.
“Got to put a stop to that,” Cobalt mumbled as he slowly got to his feet, “Funny, suddenly I feel weak…” Simultaneously, EDE rose to his feet but his eyes were drawn to movement in the other direction. A large blocky shape was approaching their position…
Miner and Arachne wound up several hundred yards away from Cobalt and EDE, Miner, being the lowest to the ground of all the LMBPers was least affected by the explosion. He quickly assisted Arachne to her feet and asked “Can your eye get us into the palace? I think I know how to end this…”
Posted by SharkLad on :
<Interlude - Fin vs. Fur>
"Watch it, fleabag!" hollered SharkLad, grasping the Femizon and hurtling her back towards Furball, "You're about as useless in this fight as you are at Vee's annual smooth buns contest!"
Furball ducked the femizon and baited Sharklad, saying "Rat reast Ri raven't rost rany rody rarts ... rithout rour rin rou rook rike a rovergrown radpole!"
"Oh yeah, doormat, let's see what you look like without your fur" returned Sharklad. With that, SharkLad let loose his “shark bite” (patent pending), a flurry of projectile teeth fired with remarkable precision, shaving every last hair off of Furball's body.
Nearby, Harbinger gasped, "Without his hair, Furball looks exactly like ..."
Posted by Varalent on :
Back on LW~ Emerald Empress had her Emerald Eye of Ekron hold Giant Robotic Gay Man (formerly Lesbian) and Evil Queen in an emerald prison sphere. Turning to FC, she asked "Is Kid okay?" and to her two captives she sneered "You should have stayed out of this but more importantly, you should never have messed with one of the cuties in my boy toy harem! Did you really think you could do anything here and not have those of us left back here on Legion World do something to stop you?"
Evil Queen just laughed and said "You may have stopped the two of us from grabbing that punk but you haven't stopped the takeover yet! We're not the only one's that are on Thora's side!" As soon as she said this, Giant Robotic Gay Man stomped on her toes.
"Ouch! Why'd you do that, you lame brained mechanical monstrosity?"
"Maybe because you gave us a warning that we need to look out for more trouble," FC grinned.
"Boy I sure hope there are no more robots involved!" Super Lad Kid said "I'm never going to get over these nightmares as it is!"
"Empress, I think we should find someplace secure to leave these two and go see if we can find any more trouble."
"Well, okay, but I'd much rather see if I can't come up with a really creative way of getting them to give us more information!" As she said this, the emerald sphere prison contracted, restricting the space the two evil ones had in which to move.
"No Empress, you've turned over a new leaf, remember?" FC soothed.
"Yeah, I know but sometimes..."
Meanwhile back in on Taltar...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
“Can’t you teleport us in?” asked Arachne.
“Too risky. I need to be familair with both ends of the trip. And technically, I don’t teleport. It’s more a..."
But Arachne wasn’t listening. She was concentrating, trying to shut out the sounds of battle all around her. Then, she gestured to the Eye, and in a green flash, the two vanished.
And then reappeared. Miner looked around. They were in what seemed to be a central yard, with several small houses, shacks really, in rows around them. It stretched, he estimated, a few hundred yards. It was surrounded by what looked like a particularly nasty energized fence. And in each corner was a tower.
Arachne turned around, and in the distance saw the palace. “I missed,” she frowned. “Sorry.”
“Don’t be. I think I know where we are. And it’s not a bad place to be. Look over there.”
Arachne looked into one of the shacks. She saw a man, mostly hidden by the doorway,peering at them. Slowly, he emerged. He wore only a thong and a headband, and Arachne imagined he had probably been quite handsome once. But now he looked haggard and worn.
“We’re in the slave camps!” said Arachne. Miner responded with a nod.
“Who are you?” asked the man.
“We’re the LMB. We’re also your rescue, with any luck.” As Miner spoke, other similary clothed men began to emerge from the shacks, whispering among themselves.
“Why aren’t there guards?” asked Arachne.
“I think most of them were pulled to aid in the fighting,” replied the man. An explosion went off in the distance, as if to accentuate his statement. “It’s not like we’re a valued commodity,” spat the man. “This is where the ones deemed no longer ‘appealing’ end up.”
“But why...” began Arachne. Suddenly, a blast rocked the compound just inches from where they stood. All in the area were thrown to the ground.
“The Towers! They’re still manned! Arachne, can you...”. But Arachne had already moved, creating an enormous shield over the shacks. All four towers, Miner now saw, had turrets. Damn my eyes , he thought, I should have seen this one coming. If the guards don't get these poor saps, the fighting outside will.
“Miner, it’s all I can do to hold the shield. I can’t attack the towers without dropping it, and if I do, these men could be killed!” shouted Arachne.
“I got it covered. Just hold the shield.” Yeah, I got it covered. If it doesn’t kill me. He rose and turned to the man they’d been talking with, “Get your people together, now! Be ready to run. You’ll know when.”
The man began to rally the scattered slaves. Miner saw Arachne, sweat forming on her brow as she defended them all.
Then he formed a picture in his mind of the camp.
And then he formed a picture in his mind of the grand entrance to Legion World.
And then he stacked the two side by side.
And then he Squeezed.
And then Legion World was just there.
“Oh. My. God.” said Arachne.
“Go, you idiots!” screamed a convulsing Miner. “Go!”
They ran. Whooping and hollering out of the camps and directly on to Legion World in a burst of speed. When the last of them had entered, Miner let go. And Legion World was gone.
“Miner, are you....”
:I’m good. I’m just....gonna lie down for a while.” And with that, he fell over.
Arachne contracted her shield to herself, quickly threw another one over Miner, and then she and the Eye flew up. Drawing the attention of the towers’ guns, which failed to connect as the pair dodged and weaved towards the nearest one. A blast from the Eye quickly turned the large guns to slag, and a short burst knocked out the femizons stationed there. This was quickly repeated three times.
Arachne returned to where she had left Miner. He was conscious, but not moving. “What did you....”
“Later,” came the labored reply. “We still need.... to get in the pa...palace. And when we do, its gonna be....up to you. Now listen close....”
Meanwhile,
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
Aboard the LMBP Cruiser:
"This one senses your intentions."
Mantis approached Princess Crujectra and Icefyre juat seconds after replacing Danny Blane. Her hand fell on the Princess' shoulder just as Crujectra began loosening her cloak.
"This one knows that you are willing to make any sacrifice for the good of your subjects, but this one may be better suited to speed Icefyre' recovery."
Crujectra's eyes met Mantis', the two women understood each other perfectly.
"This one admires you, and wishes she could emulate your grace and style."
"You already have Mantis."
The Princess turned away as Mantis straddled Icefyre. Relief fought with rage on her face. She would have willingly and eagerly done anything she had to, to save Icefyre, but Mantis was so much more experienced in the type of emergency medicine needed. And she had a date to set with a certain bitchy slut...
"New Kid, Get this Cruiser in closer, I want that Sprocking Slut in my sights NOW!"
NK flew into the command chair, He didn't know how close in he could get the cruiser, but the look on Crujectra's face told him Thora was hip deep in KimChee and about to be pushed under...
[ October 08, 2003, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: Almost New Kid ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cobalt and EDE watched on as Furball and Shark Lad went at each other with even greater vengeance, now that Furball had lost all his fur... "hm, he looks just like...never mind, too far away..."
Suddenly Cobalt saw EDE in front of him, and the two ran through the femizons as the other LMBers continued the assault. "Enough EDE. The two of us are going after Thora once and for all. We're getting my kid, SP, Vee and Semi and ending this maddness." "Good" replied Eyrk Davis Ester. "I have a plan..."
Posted by Varalent on :
Down on Taltar
"He's catching up SemiSweets! You're not going to be able to outrun him for much longer," Vee whispered. "If he weren't so dazed from being under Thora's control, he would have figured out that he could hear where we are and caught us already. See if you can find someplace to get out of his way and buy us some time. I'm going to try one last thing!"
"Okay, but if this doesn't work I think it's over for us," said Semi as he veered to the right and slipped through the nearest entryway."
"Shit, we're back in the medical bay!" they both thought as they spotted Thora and Dr. Lesbon by the examination table they had used moments earlier.
Seeing his chance, Vee vaulted out of his hiding place and landed in front of Thora and the doctor. Using his power, Vee SHRunk Thora down to the size of a pluberry and grEW himself back to normal size. He quickly picked Thora up in his hand and turned to face the entrance to the medical bay, knowing that Space Ranger would appear momentarily.
"What are you doing?" Semi quized in his ear. "Are you trying to get yourself killed?"
"No, trust me! Just keep the doctor away from me and stay out of the way. If this doesn't work, run like hell and get out of here. Don't stop and don't worry about me because you won't be able to help me by then and someone needs to get to the others and let them know what's going on!"
Just then Space Ranger sped into the room. "There...you..are!" he said as he threw himself at Vee, his arm cocked for a massive strike at Vee's head.
Struggling to restrain the vicious Dr. Lesbon, Semi yelled "Vee, look out!" with a look of abject horror on his semi transparent face.
"And...NOW!!!! Vee thought and instantly grEW Thora back to normal size directly in front of him. As Space Ranger's mighty roundhouse punch connected with Thora's screeching mouth, Vee ducked down behind her.
The power of SR's blow knocked Thora unconscious instantly and blasted her clear across the room into the bulkhead, where she ooozed onto the floor. Space Ranger's momentum caused him to trip over Vee and the two of them spilled onto the deck in a heap of arms, legs and torsos.
As Vee disentagled himself, he realized that Space Ranger's body was unresponsive. Looking at Ranger's face he could see that his eyes were glazed and unfocused.
"Of course, with Thora out cold there's no one to command the Golden Dildo of Taltar embedded in Ranger's ass. The dildo still has absolute control over Ranger's body, but has no instructions to follow.
"Vee are you okay?" Semi asked.
"Yeah, come here quick, I need your help! Forget about the doctor, there's nothing she can do now. We've got to get that dildo out of Space Ranger's body before Thora regains consiousness!"
Between the two of them, Vee and Semi pulled off Space Ranger's uniform pants and turned him face down on the deck (but not before checking him out, of course ~Very NICE!)
"Sorry about this Ranger, old buddy, I hope you'll understand and thank me for this someday." Reaching out, Vee SHRunk his hand down in size and slipped it between Ranger's cheeks.
Space Ranger grunted and groaned a bit at the intrusion and reacted in other noticeable, but much more appealing ways, which caused Vee and Semi to grin at each other. Within moments however, Vee was able to grasp the dildo. He slowly pull it out and freed Space Ranger from it's control. However, just as he produced it with a flourish for Semi to see, the two of them heard
"You cretinous males think you've won don't you?"...
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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...as Thora regained conciousness with a score of femizons by here side. "You'll be castrated for this you know! I will never allow- uhhh!" Suddenly Thora fell to the floor!!!
"What is it?" cried a skimply clad blond femizon with luscious curves. "Uh-oh" said Dr. Lesbon, "it was the force of Space Ranger's punch. She's going into labor. We'll have to bring in a few nurses right now, she's having the baby!!!"
Vee looked at Semi to see what they should do next. With Space Ranger still unconscious, it would be hard to get out of this jam, despite being momentarily forgotten.
Meanwhile, the femizons all crowded around Thora. "Oooh, a baby!" "Make way!" said a manly sounded nurse, and Vee and Semi were shocked to see Cobalt Kid and Eyrk Davis Ester dreseed in full nurse regalia making there way over to Thora! "Alright, everyone out of the room, we've got a baby to deliver!" said nurse Cobalt, as nurse EDE pushed them away. "Let's go, on the double. Alright doctor, how the patient." Dr. Lesbon eyed them suspiciously, but had to turn to Thora who now began to push the baby forth. "Alright" thought Cobalt, "now's my chance to get the baby..."
Meanwhile, Semi and Vee picked up a beat up Ranger...
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...and carefully pulled up his pants. Once they had him dressed, Vee looked at Semi and said "Now what?"
"Now we get out of here!" Semi whispered. "While they're all busy tending Thora and the baby, shrink yourself and Space Ranger down and get back in my thong." Vee did as he was told and soon both he and the Ranger were safely hidden in Semi's sizable pouch.
<Good thing this thong Icy gave me is so stretchable!> Semi thought as he quickly turned invisible and began to sneak out of the room. After a few careful moments of slipping past a gaggle of FemiZon warriors congregating in the entryway, he reached an outer passageway. As he began his search for an exit, there was a bright flash ahead of him. Surprisingly,Outdoor Miner and Arachne appeared in front of him, facing the opposite direction.
"They must be around here somewhere," Arachne commented quietly to Miner "We seem to be pretty deep inside Thora's stronghold!"
"Arachne! OM! Over here!" Semi said as he turned partially visible. "We've got Space Ranger and we need to get him out of here!"
"Where? I don't see him," said OM as he and Arachne turned and spotted Semi.
"Down here!" Vee said. "We've got Space Ranger stashed in here with me. He's in pretty bad shape so we really need to get him to our ship!"
"Well that's easy enough," Outdoor Miner said.
Meanwhile, back on Legion World...
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Back on Legion World, the Emerald Empress held Giant Robotic Lesbian and Evil Queen prisoner, as Fat Cramer and Super Lad Kid tried to contact the other LMBers in space. "No luck, its probably pretty hectic over there" said FC. "We still need to figure out who else may be on Thora's side that's on Legion World" replied Super Lad Kid, "any ideas?" "I don't know, but I'm calling in some other LMBers! I'm putting out a general signal, well round up some more." With that, FC turned the tab on her barrette and sent out a general LMBP alarm, causing other LMBPers to be alerted to trouble.
Greybird, Iron Rat, Low-Middle Income Lad, Beagle Boy, and Homecoming Queen all soon recieved the alarm, and prepared to make their way to the HQ.
"While we're waiting, I think I have an idea what to do with this wench", said EE about Evil Queen. "Empress, we can't let you-" "Don't worry FC, I won't do anything too rash. I just think it's time we unmasked her and found out who she really is..."
-------------------------------- Back on Taltar, the battle raged in space as a dorsal-less Shark Lad and furrless Furball battled each other, while Lash, Lucien, Kara, Harbinger and Dev battled the femizons and their dreadnoughts! "As the LMBPers fought for their lives, Lucien spoke to the mechanical device floating around his head. "Computer, what the word on Icefyre?" "Well sweet thing, it seems Mantis may have suceeded too well..."
*editors note: if Computer talks out of character, this is simply the result of Cobalt Kid messing with it's programming.*
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A very excited Icefyre and Mantis rejoined Princess Crujectra and ANK as she prepared for the LMBP cruiser to swing down and pick up the others.
"You might have to do it soon Princess," said Dev over the inter-com, "I don't know how much more we can take. Sharky and Furball are still going at it, and Harbinger and the rest of us are beginning to tire. What the situation on Space Ranger and Cobalt's kid?" "I don't know, but hopefully their almost done..." ------------
Vee and Semi carried Space Ranger along with Arachne and Miner. "What do you think Arachne, can you manange another teleport?" asked Miner. "I don't know if I'll be able too, I'm starting to tire." "I wish I could shrink us all into Semi's thong, but that'd be too much effort for four of us..." said Vee. "We'll just have to try and make it" said Semi, "I'll try to get Kara or Harbinger to pick us up..."
Meanwhile Thora began to give birth to her child, as Dr. Lesbon looked on. Cobalt and EDE looked on in full nurse drag waiting. Lesbon eyed them suspiciously, starting to notice the stubble on Cobalt's chin. "Not a word doctor" said EDE, "or you'll be in a word of hurt. Just help Thora along." "Dr., if you keep quiet and come back with us to re-attach Shark Lad's fin, I promise that Vee will use his growth powers on the LMBer of your choice to ride yourself to multiple orgasms. What do you say?" "Do you think me that shallow?" she responded. They kept quiet. "Well, I am. Sounds like a plan."
"Now push Thora!" yelled the doctor. "Man, Thora is gonna be mad..." though EDE. Suddenly, they could see the baby! "Look, your baby looks like a...!"
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".....a shark."
"A shark!?" cried the others in unison.
"Did I stutter?"
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Meanwhile, back on Legion World....
The Emerald Empress dropped the containment field around Evil Queen, wanting to savor the unmasking personally. Suddenly, Evil Queen suckered EE with a right cross, stunning her. Pushing by a surprised Cramer, EQ ran for it.
Got to hide , she thought. Regroup with the others, and plan our counter assault. If only....
She could hear sounds down the corridor. Cries of joy, as if a party was in full swing. Such foolishness! But a crowd would be perfect for hiding out in.
She reached the end of the corridor and turned, only to be met by the sight of several dozen well-muscled men in thongs. Who seemed to be having the time of their lives. Until they saw her.
"You," one of them said. "We remember you."
Oh, bugger.
When FC and EE rounded the same corner only a few moments later, they discovered a bound and gagged EQ being tossed up in the air by several dozen men. Most of them wore thongs.
"Whew! Thanks guys!" said Cramer.
"My....my my my my my." said EE. "Face it tigers, you just hit the jackpot."
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Meanwhile, back on Taltor.....
"Are you sure it's not a red snapper?"
"Cobie, calm down. How is she, Doctor?"
"Almost there," came the reply. "One more push and..."
Then, suddenly.....
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<Interlude - Fin vs. Fur ~ Continued>
With that, SharkLad let loose his “shark bite” (patent pending), a flurry of projectile teeth fired with remarkable precision, shaving every last hair off of Furball's body.
Nearby, Harbinger gasped, "Without his hair, Furball looks exactly like ... like ... eewwwww!"
"What, what is it? Let me see!" screamed SharkLad, still in battle frenzy. "Ohhhh noooooo, it's horrible!"
"Rhat, rhat ris rit? Rhat rhu ry rook rike?"
"Oh, you poor dears. Oh Furball, honey you look just like ... SharkLad!
"RHAT!!!!!! Rhow ran ry rook rike a rovergrown radpole?"
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Meanwhile, back on Legion World....
With the Evil Queen recaptured by the male slaves freed from Taltar, Emerald Empress once again imprisoned her in an emerald light containment sphere.
"And now we finally unmask you!" the Empress cried. There was a blast of green light and inside the sphere everyone could clearly make out the truth behind the Evil Queen's facade.
<group gasp>
"But how can it be?" cried Super Lad Kid
"Evil Queen is really Lori Morning!" said Fat Cramer "How horrible!"
"That's not Lori Morning, FC" countered Emerald Empress. "That's....
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Meanwhile, back on Taltor.....
"Almost there," came the reply. "One more push and..."
Then, suddenly Thora was delivered of her child. The little sharky looking newborn opened it's ferocious looking, incisor filled mouth, looked directly at Cobie and cried..."Rello! R ru ry raddy? Ri'm rungry! Ry r rhu rooking rat re rike rhat?
Cobie did the only appropriate thing at that moment ...
... he fainted!
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Meanwhile, in space ...
SharkLad looked questioningly at Furball ...
"Can it be? Are you another one of my long lost siblings?" asked SharkLad. Then he thought to himself, 'Could this mean the PsychoticBeaver is not that far away either?'
Before he could ponder the situation any further ...
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The Femizons launched one final assault on the LMB. "Looks like that little story will be settled later..."
The LMBP in full force faught the Femizons, as Princess Crujectra and ANK looked on from the cruiser, while a renewed Icefyre and Mantis joined their comrades. "I hope they make it Princess." "They will dear, you'll see."
Shark Lad once again was side by side with Furball fighting the half-naked femizons. "we'll settle this later flea bag", "ro better relieve it!" replied Furball.
--------- Down below on the planet, Space Ranger began to stir back to life, as Vee, Semi, Miner and Arachne carried him to safety. "Alright, we need to make our move now." said Vee. "Agreed", replied Semi, "do you guys think you can?" "I can" replied Miner, "but it's going to be painful, and I'm going to be exhausted." "I'll try to give you any boost I can with my power" replied Arachne, "but I'm weak too right now." "Thanks" smiled Miner. "You guys make a hell of a team" said Vee, to which Semi replied, "reminds me of two people". The two LMBers concentrated, as the femizons now noticed them and came scurrying over. Suddenly, the five LMBers were gone. ----------
Cobalt Kid hit the floor at the site of a Shark-like creature coming out of Thora. "The mystery deepens..." said a confused EDE. "Hey, you guys promised me long-lasting pleasure, and I want it!" said Dr. Lesbon. "Please doctor, this is serious" replied EDE. "Hm, that hat is cute. I like this one" thought the doctor of EDE, "I think I'll pick him for our deal".
"What's happening?" asked Thora. "Uh, Thora, we don't know how to say this, but-" Suddenly, the baby began to grow at a fast rate! "Shark Lad, Furball! Where are they!" Cobalt woke up. "I knew it. All of my kids! Demons, Robots or future world conquerers! Dammit!" "Raaaaaaaagh!" cried the fast growing shark-baby. "I am the avatar of the beast! There are two close by, I sense them! RAAAAAAAAGH!" And with that, it dissapeared. "Shark-beast avatar? Man, that's weak. Figures it would be my kid! Of all the luck. At least it's not a slave or a femizon..." "Alright, enough, I want out" said Dr. Lesbon to EDE, "come this way you. I'm gonna repair Shark Lad's dorsal fin, put Furball's hair back on, and then you are mine!" smiled the devilishly seductive doctor, as she ran down the hall with EDE. Cobalt stood there with Thora. "uh, Thora, I don't know how to tell you this... but, um..."
"Inferior male, I have had enough. I am getting up, then I'm going to finally fight you one on one, and then I'm going to destroy that monstrosity that you put in me..."
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Somewhere far away, the Time Mouse Trapper laughed...
*editors note: the assault on the Time Mouse Trapper will be it's own tag-team story thread, after being a subplot in both this and the return of Dev-Em storylines*
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Outside, the Shark-beast avatar appeared in between Shark Lad, Furball, the femizons and the LMBP...
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"Inferior male, I have had enough. I am getting up, then I'm going to finally fight you one on one, and then I'm going to destroy that monstrosity that you put in me..."
But before she could get going, Thora was blindsided by a Lard Force blast and fell unconscious.
Cobalt whirled around to the source and said, "Lardy?"
He couldn't believe his eyes! There was his old pal Lard Lad standing triumphantly in women's lingerie and a wig.
"Yep, it's me, CK! I was here undercover all along infiltrating the Femizons to get to the truth behind Thora's kid for you!"
Cobalt was a little aghast at the sight of his friend and could only manage, "b-but..."
"It wasn't as hard as you might think, dude...I mean, I already had the tits..."
"B-but the beard and the..." and Cobalt gestured to the bulge in Lardy's thong.
"Puh-leeze, CK, there are plentya ladies with beards here, and more than a few chicks with dicks! It was easy---didn't even need pro-fem! Anyhow, I wish you guys'd held off for a while cuz I was gonna 'port the baby out for ya when I could get close enough to Thora!"
"But we didn't know you were here---you just disappeared!"
"Yeah, well, true confessions time...I originally came here just to make some time with a world fulla hotties! But I found out about Thora's pregnancy while I was here."
Cobalt thought and then said, "I dunno, Lardy...it looks like I'm not only dad to a shark baby, but possibly to Sharklad and Furball somehow by implication, the way things look."
"That's heavy, dude. Anyhow, let's tie up Thora and see if we can get her bitch army to call a ceasefire."
As they tied up Thora, elsewhere in the mileau involving the shark avatar.......
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...the entire LMBP force, all of the femizons, Shark lad and Furball were fighting off the Shark Avatar Beast! It continued to grow so that it began reaching fifty feet!
Cobalt and Lardy tied up Thora, and left her a little note. Cobalt kissed her cheek, gave her a slap on the tush, and said goodbye. "well Lardy, let's head out there!" said Cobalt to his good friend, still a little shocked to see him in lingerie and a wig "a lot of chicks with dicks her...?"
Outside, the war raged on, as the Shark Avatar swallowed a cadre of femizons! "Well at least someone is swallowing around here!" yelled Lash, as he charged into the fray.
EDE and Dr. Lesbon joined the others aboard the cruiser, as she began kissing him and unzipping his pants. "No, not yet doctor, we have to stop that beast! How is it related to Sharky, Furball and Cobalt?" "Oh shut up Eryk Davis Ester and let me ride you!" she screamed devilishly!
Meanwhile, the entire LMBP continued to fight the Avatar...
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*BTW Lardy, I forgot how much you make me laugh! I literally almost cried when I read your post!*
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"It's too big!" said Harbinger, her voice uncharacteristically trembling.
SharkLad's mind raced ... 'What the hell is this thing? None of this makes sense, except I feel I must join with it.'
SharkLad moved in closer to the Shark Beast Avatar.
"RarkRad, Rhat rare rou roing? Rour roo rose!" screamed a very fur-less Furball.
Suddenly, the Shark Avatar Beast opened it mouth and swallowed SharkLad whole ...
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...as well as Furball! As the LMBP and the femizons looked on, the Shark Avatar, Shark Lad and Furball all began to let off an illuminous glow! Only Semi could see what was happening!
As Cobalt Kid and Lardy rejoined the LMBPers, Semi yelled, "stand back guys, it looks like it's going to..."
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Meanwhile, back on Legion World....
"And now we finally unmask you!" the Empress cried. There was a blast of green light and inside the sphere everyone could clearly make out the truth behind the Evil Queen's facade.
<group gasp>
"But how can it be?" cried Super Lad Kid
"Evil Queen is really Lori Morning!" said Fat Cramer "How horrible!"
"That's not Lori Morning, FC" countered Emerald Empress. "That's a time displaced holographic replica of Lori Morning! Which means that Evil Queen AND Lori Morning (if she has anything to do with this) are among those still on the lose!"
"But, who has the power to create something like that and make it so lifelike?" asked Super Lad Kid.
"There's only one person I can think of that has the technical skill here on Legion World," the Empress said.
"Tharik the Mute, of course!" said FC. "No wonder he's been so quite lately. Well, at least we know who else we need to go after but I still think we may need to wait for some reinforcements."
"No need to wait any longer, fair lady! Your reinforcements are here!"
And sure enough as FC, EE, and SLK turned to look, they saw Greybird Boy, Quislet Esq., Danny Blaine, Healex, & Sonnie Boy arrayed behind them.
"Wonderful! It's nice to know you can always count on friends when you need them," said FC. "Now listen carefully, it appears we're going to have to go in to Tarik the Mute's Academy and finish this once and for all. As you all know, Super Lad Kid & I spent some time in there undercover as students, so we know our way around. We need to be very careful because they have quite powerful weapons and people in there. We don't need anyone getting hurt!"
<Thanks, Cramer!>Super Lad Kid mouthed to FC, since she had covered for his youthful indiscretion in actually joining Tarik's evil school. She winked back in reply.
"Posh!" said Sonnie Boy "We have enough power here to take on just about anything they can throw at us. Let's get on with it! It's way past time we took care of these miscreants!"
"Empress, can you do anything that will hold these two securely here while we attack the Academy?" Greybird Boy asked.
"Of course, they can't break out of my Emerald Prison Sphere," Emerald Empress said. "They'll still be here next Klordny Festival unless I decide to let them out!"
"Then let's go!" said FC
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Less then one half hour later, our stalwart LMBPers had reached the entrance to the Academy.
"How do we get in?" asked Danny Blaine
"Why, my Eye can burst through that puny door in no time!" said the Empress
"Wait!" commanded Fat Cramer "Greybird Boy, before we try to break through the front door, I want you to do a little recon overhead. See if you can spot anything we need to know before we go rushing in."
Greybird Boy immediately launched himself into the air and circled the Academy, swooping in as close as he dared on numerous occasions. Finally he returned to the group and landed.
"I can see about four or five people inside. I could definitely make out Tarik and his Android, Evil Queen, and someone that could possibly be that Winema Wazzo impersonator. I'm not sure who the other one is. I couldn't get a good enough look." Greybird Boy reported.
"Okay so there are at least five of them in there, maybe more. Other than the Android, I don't think any of them have any powers to speak of," FC said. "But I'm not sure so everyone be extra careful! Ready?"
Once everyone nodded, FC turned to the Empress and said "Blast that door, sweetie! Let's go kick some nass!"
"FC!!" everyone gasped.
"What? I've told you all before, I can be pretty nasty and dangerous when someone gets me mad. And boy oh boy, these people have really made me mad!"
Suddenly a bolt of brilliant whiteness burst from the roof of the academy and exploded at Super Lad Kid's feet. The resulting explosion sent him flying back about twenty five feet where he landed in a heap of blackened, scorched, smoking clothes and skin.
"That does it," FC hissed "Quis, look after the Kid! Empress lets go!"
Immediately, an emerald green blast shot out of the Eye of Ekron and pulversized the Academy's entryway. The LMBPers rushed in and joined battle with the evil ones inside.
Danny Blaine took Tarik out of the fight with one single blow to his jaw. Greybird swooped in and grabbed Winema Wazzo by the arms, lifting her straight up in the air and keeping her hanging there screeching helplessly like a banshee. FC pounced on Evil Queen and got into a vicious catfight with her while Healex & Sonnie Boy sped through the courtyard and headed for the roof.
The Empress quickly spotted the Android and, focusing an incredible blast of Emerald energy at it, blew it to pieces! Then she raced after Healex and Sonnie to give them a hand.
As the three of them reached the upper floor another blast crumbled the wall just above Healex's head. Sonnie & Healex dove for cover as the Empress let lose another Emerald blast which filled the room.
In the green glow, the three of them saw a shadowy figure surrounded by some kind of light shield which held off, just barely, the Emerald attack. Just as the protective barrier seemed about to implode, the figure inside blinked out of sight!
"Gone! He's gone!" Healex yelled.
"Sonofabitch almost took my bloody head off!" rampaged Sonnie "Where did he go?"
"Who was it? Could you tell?" The Empress asked "All I could see was his shilouette!"
"Not really, but it was defintely a he, that much I could tell!" Healex replied "He seemed to be surrounded by a blinding white energy field."
"Empress! Healex! Sonnie! Down here! Hurry!" rang out Danny's voice.
In response, the Empress surrounded the three of them in Emerald light and flew them quickly back to the courtyard.
"What? What's the matter!" they said as they spotted Danny kneeling next to a crumpled figure.
"It's FC! I...you should have seen her! She's hurt really bad but she was incredible! She took out the Android all by herself. Tore it apart piece by piece! I've never seen anything like it!" Danny cried.
"But, I blasted the Android to pieces before I went upstairs," the Empress argued.
"No, you thought you did, dear" came Cramer's weak and pain filled whisper. "But it wasn't. They tried to trick us by disguising themselves as each other. Ohhh! Damn, that hurts!"
"Then who?" the Empress asked.
"Well, I hate to say it but this sure looks like the Evil Queen's crown inside this piece of metal armor to me," said Healex.
"And here's her...ughhh! Well, what's LEFT of her ugly ass face & head anyway," said Sonnie.
"Murderer! Murderess!" screeched Winema Wazzo from up in the air where she was still held aloft by Greybird Boy. "You'll pay for that! I'll see you tried and convicted in a real court when I get out of here!"
"I...I killed a....queen! I committed regicide! Oh, no! But I didn't mean to....oh, nooooooooo!"
"You had no way of knowing, lass," soothed Sonnie as the Empress feel to her knees and bent her head.
"You don't understand, I KILLED a QUEEN! That's unforgiveable among royals. Princess Crujectra will have no choice but to banish me from Legion World!"
"Over my dead body!" hissed FC.
"Empress, pull yourself together," said Healex. "If we don't get FC and Super Lad Kid to the medical unit fast, we may be crying over their deaths as well!"
"Yeah, come on now, Empress. We need you to use your Eye to stabilize both of them until we can get them to a doctor," Danny urged.
"You're...right... sniff ...What's done is done and I can't do anything about it now," she said as Sonnie helped her up from her knees. Oh I'm so going to miss Legion World! But at least I can try to do something for this wonderfully brave lady and that cute Kid before I have to leave!"
With that she straightened up to her full regal stance and commanded the Eye. An emerald glow surrounded them and collected Quis and the Kid as well. Followed bu Greybird Boy who still had Winema Wazzo captive in his arms, they speed back to HQ, the threat to Legion World defeated.
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Greybird Boy dropped off Winema Wazzo, Tarik the Mute and Tarik the Mute's android into the custody of the Royal Guard at the Legion World prison. Their trial will be at a later date.
*editors note: these happenings will be covered in full on Legion World*
Emerald Empress returned to the Legion Embassy where she awaited the return of Princess Crujectra and Eyrk Davis Ester to tell them of her regicide and the death of Evil Queen. FC, Super Lad Kid and the others tried to console her, but she genuinely seemed upset. "After she came so far..." said FC. "We'll have to wait to see what happens to her now."
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Meanwhile on Taltar:
With Thora taken out, Space Ranger rescued and the fight with the femizons over, the LMBP's mission had been a clear success. Only one thing remained a problem, the fact that Shark Lad and Furball combined with Cobalt Kid's Shark Avatar Demon Baby and grew into a fifty foot monstrosity that was attacking the LMBP in full force. Lard Lad and Cobalt Kid joined their friends, as EDE and Dr. Lesbon beamed aboard to the LMB Cruiser.
"Semi," yelled Vee, "what is it?! What do you see?!" "Your not gonna believe this, but..."
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"The Shark Avatar when combined with Shark Lad and Furball looks like a giant blue whale's penis!!!"
"Well, you were right on one thing Semi. I don't belive it." replied Vee.
"Aah, this sounds more like an LMB adventure." muttered Lash. "Does anyone know what's going on?"
"I think I may" said Iron Rat, whose mystical powers allowed him insight to such things. "Shark Lad and Furball both gain their powers by tapping into fundamental forces of nature, namely the forces of the beast. This Shark Avatar represents too much power being taken from those same forces."
"Huh?" said Cobalt. "How could that be mine and Thora's kid?"
"Bad luck" said Stu. "Your kids have a history of being demons, robots and future world conquerors. It's only fitting your child would be the host for the Shark Avatar arriving on Earth."
"So, I'm not Sharky or Furball's father or anything?"
"No, you just have fucked up sperm."
"Oh. Well, that's a relief."
"So how do we stop it?" asked Dev.
"Well, it seems that Shark Lad and Furball must be able to work together as allies to find a way to release their excess energy in a non-violent manner. This will de-power the Shark Avatar, and he will disapear."
"Do you get any of this?" asked Lucien to Harbinger. "Nope. I got lost after the 'fucked up sperm part'."
All got quiet. Suddenly Princess Crujectra spoke up. "Well Icey, get in there! Take care of Sharky getting rid of that energy!" Icefyre smiled and dove into the fray. "What about Furball?" asked Lardy. "Well, someone has to pet him" replied Stu. Everyone stood quiet. "Hm, who's the newest guy?" asked Lardy. "No," said the Princess, "we'll all have to take turns, it's only fitting"
They all groaned, but knew they must do it. While Icefyre took "care" of Shark Lad, the LMBPers were forced to take turns to 'calm' down Furball, although they wore two layers of gloves. Finally, the Shark Beast began to fade away, and Shark Lad and Furball reverted back to their normal selves. They hadn't fought each other for over an hour.
Suddenly, a finless Shark Lad and a fur-less Furball recognized the crisis was past, and they couuld fight again, so they did.
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As the LMBPers prepared to leave, Cobalt Kid, Lard Lad, Space Ranger, Dev-Em and Kara wrapped up the fight with the femizons. Taltar had been invaded and the LMBP came out on top.
"We got the Ranger back, my baby isn't a slave or a femizon (although who knows what it was) and the Thora invasion is over. All in all a good job" said Cobalt.
"Yeah. Although what ever happened to EDE?"
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Epilouge One
An exhausted EDE layed on the couch with ten bags of ice on his groin. A sated Dr. Lesbon smiled at him across the room, thoroughly satisfied. "So, you'll help Sharky and Furball now?" said EDE, in too much pain to even talk. He had claw marks on his back and his balls were throbbing. "Not only that hon, but I've decided to come back to Legion World and be the doctor there! I'm gonna follow you any were you go you stud!"
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Epilogue Two
Shark Lad and Furball fought on and off the whole way home. Finally, once home, Dr. Lesbon was able to repair Sharky's fin and Furball's fur so that both were back to normal.
Not soon after, they resumed fighting.
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Epilogue Three
Thora awoke a few hours later to find her army decimated, her baby a Shark Avatar that was destroyed and her doctor the newest citizen of Legoin World. A note by her read the following:
Thora, sorry things got so out of hand, but you needed to relax a bit. If you think you can be calm and nice to us, stop by SHAKES for a good time. If not, stay away or you'll get a repeat of this. If you need some loving, you know where to find it, although I promised Lardy he gets the next shot at you Love, Cobalt
Her reaction was ambiguous as to whether she was angry or smiling...
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Epilouge Four
Space Ranger rejoined the LMBPers, although the memory of his anal torture rang in his ears. His brother ANK gave him a hug when he saw him, but his constant questions began to annoy SP, so locked him in the bathroom with Furball.
SP rejoined his comrades, but the memories were still there...
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Epilogue Five
The Shark Avatar appeared to be totally gone. Iron Rat's explanation seemed a bit too abstract for Semi and Vee, but they went with it for a bit. How could Cobalt's baby be related to Sharky and Furball? I didn't really make sense, but what did in LMBP missions? They kept the file open just in case...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Epilogue Six
Somewhere, the Time Mouse Trapper watched on and laughed. Space Ranger was only one LMBer who would be falling victim to merciless torture in the coming months... he would make sure of it...
*Editors Note: This story will appear in the upcoming tag-thead "LMB: The Showdown with the Time Mouse Trapper"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Epilogue Seven:
The LMBPers returned home for some much needed rest and relaxation and serious sex, to find that Tarik the Mute, his android and the fake Winema Wazzo were all in custody. Although they were glad that the LMBers at home did such a nice job, one problem now existed:
Emerald Empress felt that she needed to be on trial for the regicide of Evil Queen under the judgement of Princess Crujectra. While some LMBers protested (and some did not), she insisted. Crujectra, aware that heavy is the head that wears the crown, began preparing for such a trial...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Epilouge Eight:
Lardy was now back full-time with the LMBP. But he wouldn't take off that damn femizon suit...
Cobalt and EDE couldn't complain either, they appeared to be too tired to take off their nurses outfits for a day or so. Pov almost broke out his cheerleading outfit to join in ...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
(never mind - )
[ October 13, 2003, 09:38 PM: Message edited by: Outdoor Miner ]
Posted by Thora on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Here we go:
*The LMBP cruiser makes it's way to Taltar, the world of Thora under the guise of diplomatic mission*
"What's the plan CK?" asks Semi. "A few things. First, we'll actually attempt to see if Thora is willing to work with us. While we're doing that, you and Vee will lead an Espionage Mission to see if you can find Space Ranger there. If Thora doesn't cooperate, we'll unleash our full strength on her and the Femizons to win back SP!"
"What about your unborn baby?" asked Icefyre. "I'm not sure yet. But I do know that I don't want it to become a male slave or a female femi-Nazi! I have to get him/her back! Miner, I'll need your help, so make sure you have all the pregnancy test equipment!"
"Their are plenty of LMBers with us right now, so be strong!"
As the cruiser approached the Homeworld of Thora, New Kid turned to Lash to say...
Deceitful MALES!
Posted by Thora on :
quote:Originally posted by Almost New Kid: "I think she's probably holding Ranger in one of her slave camps, I can't imagine him going along with her."
"But, you never know what she might have done. Or what crazy ideas he may have come up with. You know something about her methods don't you?"
At that point Harbinger, Kara and Princess Crujectra walked into the room, The Princess looked directly at Icefyre and said...
I told you numerous times I had nothing to do with the disappearance of your oafish male ally known as Space Ranger.
Posted by Thora on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: A very pregnant Thora and a legion of femizon warriors behind her.
"You cretinour males were warned. If any of you come any closer to my planet, you will all be castrated and destroyed!"
"Where's Space Ranger!" yelled Vee, to which Thora replied
"Space Ranger, why he's..."
Like I would ever spout such ridiculous balderdash!
Posted by Thora on :
quote:Originally posted by Super Lad Kid: INTERLUDE
Meanwhile, Super Lad Kid has been patroling the Headquarters making sure that Thora's gang did not make a surprise attack while the team was away. He just finished cleaning and closing up SHAKES when he thought he heard a noise down a nearby alley.
"Man, I sure wish Cobalt Kid or SharkLad or some of the other more powerful members were here. I don't know what use my powers of smell-replication could be if things got rough."
He stared down the dark alley in hopes of seeing what caused the noise. It was just a mouse.
"Whew, looks like there was nothing to be afraid of," he thought.
Just then, in a blinding rush, a giant robotic arm reached out and siezed Super Lad Kid into the alley.
And all became as quiet as it was before.
END INTERLUDE
I always knew your headquarters was infested with vermin... the 4-legged AND the 2-legged kind.
Posted by Thora on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: "Space Ranger, why he's my new First Consort. He was betrothed to me in a special ceremony shortly before you cretinous males arrived here. He belongs to me now!" cackled Thora.
"No!" cried New Kid. The femizons stiffened, awaiting any potential attack by the LMBPers.
I can see we aren't gonna need the pregnancy tests, thought Miner. Wonder how CK's gonna talk us out of this one.
Cobalt Kid, smiling, stepped up to Thora and said..
The very idea that I would sully my hands with that moronic male you call Space Rangers is absolute claptrap!!!!
Posted by Thora on :
I am unable to read the untrue babblings contained in this thread any longer!!!!
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Thora: I am unable to read the untrue babblings contained in this thread any longer!!!!
Thora darling, there's no need for you to read any further. I realize that reading is a strain for someone with a pea sized brain such as you, so let me summarize it for you.
YOU LOST.
End of story.
Bye dear, come back when you can't stay nearly as long!
Emerald Empress
Posted by Semi on :
One other thing Thora - we've got your dildo.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: One other thing Thora - we've got your dildo.
Three different lines popped into my head upon reading this, but I'm refraining out of respect.
Posted by Semi on :
Screw respect. Let loose.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
OK.
quote:Originally posted by Semi: One other thing Thora - we've got your dildo.
....and he's back drinking at SHAKES.
(They just pop into my head. I can't help it.)
Posted by Semi on :
Took me a minute, but ... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It's witty repartee like this that I love!
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
It's witty repartee like this that I love!
OM has a very droll wit. Sometimes I miss it, but when I catch it, I'm frequently in awe.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I just got the communique' about this from the pleasure galaxy several parsecs over where I'm spending my Legion World sabbatical. Good job, guys.
Seriously, GREAT Tag-team thread. I know "The Return of Kid Prime" will be in good hands in a few months, when it happens.
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~Very NICE!) ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Love, Cobalt