Dev Em floated miles away from the LMB's new headquarters. He looked at it long and hard. Took a deep breath and started moving towards it.
"Time to get this straightened out" he said to himself. "It's time they learned the truth."
Dev entered the headquarters to find...
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no-one. Not a soul. Nada. Zilch.
The headquarters seemed cold and empty as if no-one had ever been there. However on closer inspection Dev found some signs of life. Holoscreens left on, plates of half eaten meals on tables, still warm to the touch, and a discarded pair of orange tights hung over the back of a chair in Lardy's quarters.
Dev sat down, absent mindedly playing with the orange tights, and wondered where everyone could be.
All of a sudden...
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an alarm sounded ....
INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT
"Damn," said Dev, "I'm no friggin' intruder."
From the shadows behind him came a voice ... "We'll be the judge of that."
"You!" Dev exclaimed, turning to the see where the voice came from, "But, you're dead!"
"Not as dead as you were made to believe" said ...
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Elvis, Catherine the Great and William Marlowe.
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"What the hell..." Dev-em thought.
Then in a flash the three forms were gone...
Replaced by... Mickey & Minnie Mouse???
Dev closed his eyes tightly, shook his head, and thought "never evver buy cheap stuff from..."
His thought was cut off by a new voice...
[ September 30, 2003, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: Space Ranger ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Catherine the Great laughed a hideous laugh, as she road in through the LMBP headquarters on her magnificent horse! Elvis followed, as Dev watched him eerily, and then took note that Elvis was not the fun-loving farm boy that history had noted him to be, but rather quite evil! In fact, it was apparent that they were all evil! This terrible trio of evil continued to invade the LMB Head quarters, ransacking everything, as Dev wondered if they could have something to do with all the LMBPers disapearing...
"I know what your thinking..." said a voice, "and they are partly responsible. But you see, they work for me..." Dev turned only to be shocked when he saw...
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Kylie Minogue and a large, green mouse
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*interlude*
oops Ranger, I hate when that happens !
*end interlude*
Posted by Bevis on :
*interlude*
Oooh, three posts within two minutes of each other. Bizarrely my postvactually makes sense after Cobie's.
heh, seven posts in and the story already doesn't make any sense.
*end interlude*
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: *interlude*
oops Ranger, I hate when that happens !
*end interlude*
S'OK, I'll Just do a little edit.
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quote:Originally posted by Bevis: Kylie Minogue and a large, green mouse.
Dev took off towards the big green mouse.
"This is too much" he said as he slammed the mouse into the wall.
Kylie started to open her mouth to...
Posted by Bevis on :
...sing (well what else is she likely to do) but before she could do that Dev gasped as the mouse suddenly began to change form and the three villainous and possibly dead figures from history froze to the spot. The mouse continued to change shape and
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*interlude*
By the way, I have the biggest crush on Kylie Minogue! Now that is the definition of sexy!
*end interlude*
...turned into a dwarven sized Pumpkin-headed wood chuck? By now, Dev was beginning to question his sanity and all the mushrooms he'd ever eaten...
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... Smoked ... snorted ...etc.
But this was no time for self-doubt, although self delusion was a definate possibility...
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Elvis was definitely in the house ... He grabbed Kylie by the hand, knocked the mouse/woodchuck out of the way, and opened his mouth to belt out a song, when Dev's voice boomed out ...
"HOLD IT!!!"
"Now, I'm used to plenty of nonsense around this place, but this is too much for my first day back!" continued Dev, "Now, where the sprock is the LMBP?"
Elvis opened his mouth again, but this time out came a loud peanut butter and fried bananas burp that filled the entire headquarters with a yellowish cloud. As it dispersed, Dev could see that the Elvis, Kylie and the others had "left the building." Standing in their place was the ever lovely and enchanting Space Tart.
"Back off tigers! Space Tart is back!"
'Oh man,' thought Dev, 'how am I ever gonna explain all this to ..."
Posted by Bevis on :
Cobie. I could have sworn he thought you were dead, but I'm sure you were involved in that whole thing with the jailhouse of space and stuff that happened a little while ago even though 'm still not quite sure how it all ended."
"Ah, well, yes" said Space Tart, "That's true. But what none of you knew was...
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Space Tart was unable to finish her sentence because maniacle laughter filled the room.
It sounded like a stereo system turned past full volume.
Dev looked around for a source, until he saw...
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the orange tights he'd found on the back of the chair. As strange as it sounds the laugh was eminating from them!
Suddenly the tights twisted round until it almost seemed that they were formed into a grotesque face. It grinned and cackled again before crying out "You'll never find them! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!!".
Then there was a burst of light and the tights were gone.
Dev turned to Space Tart, a frown on his face.
"Someone has stolen the whole of the LMBP apart from you and me. Wo could have done such a thing? And how?"
Spacey looked thoughtful for a second and then said "Computer"
"Huh?" replied Dev "A computer did it?"
"Tee hee, no silly, I'm talking to the computer."
"Oh" said Dev, "I didn't know you could do that."
"Course you can silly thing" said an odd voice.
"Coo" said Dev "Are you the computer?"
"Too bloody right I am. I am the all seeing, all knowing utterly faaaabulous computer of the LMBP HQ. I have pretty twinkly lights".
Spacey looked thoguhtful again (but not too thoughtful because, you know, frown lines and all) and then spoke. "Computer?" she said "Have Lucien and Lash been reprogramming you again?"
"Errrr..."
"They have haven't they?"
"Maybe just a bit. But only to upgrade me. I was terribly dull and functional and just, well, urgh. But now I'm the very peak of what is fabulous and lovely and even glam, in a sort of utilitarian and mechanistic way."
"Uh-huh" replied Spacey, "Whatever. Anyway, hoping they haven't done too much damage this time because we all know what happened when they reprogrammed you before, can you help us in any way work out where the LMBP has gone?"
"Well, far be it from me to spread gossip, but.... Posted by SharkLad on :
... five rather fabulous fellas busted in here this morning and swept the team away, muttering something about facials, manscaping, and something called 'zhushing.' The first thing they did was tear off Lard's pants. Something about "orange was never meant to be the new pink."
"Wait," said Dev with an incredulous look on his face, "Queer Eye for the LMBP Guys?"
"Seems redundant," smirked Spacie.
"Computer, where were they headed?" asked Dev.
"I heard something about the Ralph Lauren Planetoid and Pier 1000 Imports. But first, the annoyingly peppy Latino one took LardLad, BBC Kid, LoserLad, Cobalt Kid and Shark Lad for singing lessons at Studio 54,000"
"Singing lessons!" exclaimed Spacie, stifling a laugh, "Whatever for?"
"An LMB-Street Boys comeback tour"
"This has gone too far," sighed Dev, "I knew I shouldn't have stayed away so long. Spacie, you head to Pier 1000 Imports. See if you can talk them out of buying any of those ridiculous wicker softball-things. I'm heading to Studio 54,000. The last thing we need around here is a boyband."
"But, I want to see my Cobie," whined Spacie.
"Your reunion will have to wait," asserted Dev, "Besides, I don't know if there will even be an LMB left after I tell them about ..."
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...once again Dev was interupted so that his secret stayed hidden. Catherine the Great rode her horse at the two LMBers, shocking them, as her horse now had four head: Elvis, Phillip Marlowe, Kylie and the a large Green Mouse!
"What the hell is this?!" yelled Dev, charging it and throwing viscious right cross!
"Here" said Spacey pulling an incinerator device out of it's ass, and blasted the creature to nothing! "Some kind of shape-changing beast that can multiply itself. One of those Madrox the Multiple Durlan clones..."
"C'mon Spacey, where we both have been will have to wait! Let's find the LMB!"
And with that, they both went on their own seperate missions, until Dev suddenly encountered...
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A space ship careening towards him.
He worked at getting the ship down in a safe uninhabited area.
"This is just getting to be too..."
Dev was interupted yet again by the ships outer hatch opening.
"Thanks you for saving us" the ships passengers sang out.
"Dear everything that I hold sacred..." Dev muttered under his breath, "this might be starting to make some sense..."
Towards him walked Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Cher and Michael Stipe.
As they sang out to thank him, Dev thought, "what the hell is Michael Stipe doing with..."
[ October 01, 2003, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Dev Em ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
"...the Divas that Sketch Lad conjures up to help him? Something is off here!" Dev knew that once in awhile the LMBer known as Sketch Lad aka Dean Lee was able to Sketch divas that would help him. Never before though had he sketched Michael Stipe. "Could this have someting to do with Madrox the Multiple Durlan and his clones?" Dev went to speak to them, wondering about Space Tart and how she was doing...
Space Tart was on her way to Pier 10,000 Imports thinking of her past few months. She knew the LMB would wonder where she'd been, especially Cobalt Kid, who she thought had been dead for some time. "Hm, not only do they not know where I've been, they don't know about Dev's secret either. And the two of us have to figure out where they are now-" Suddenly she saw...
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on her monitor screen, a starship shaped like two enormous breasts ...
'Oh no, how did they track me down so quickly?' thought Spacey.
It was flagship of the Amazing Cans, Xanthu's all-girl, planetary defense force.
"Greetings, disserter," came a suspiciously bubbly voice, "prepare to be beamed aboard."
Spacey quickly weighed her options. 'It's no use,' thought Spacey, 'even if I could get Dev here to help me, those Cans would have him tongue-tied.' As she awaited the inevitable, Spacey thought back to those moments when she thought all was lost ... the migration to Legion World ... her sacrifice ... her feeling that she would never see her precious Cobalt Kid and the LMBP again ... she never expected to awaken on Xanthu. The Amazing Cans took her into their bosum, and nursed her back to health. Reluctantly, she agreed to join them, if only to find a way back to Legion World. It was a gamble, but she took it ... As she felt herself being transported, she thought, 'So, how did they find me so fast.'
Aboard the Amazing Cans flagship, Spacey found herself surrounded by some of the most beautiful, if not extruciatingly dumb, women in all the cosmos. The leader, the Boobstress, spoke ...
"So, Spacetart, we allow you to hang with the Cans, and you dissert us?"
"That was the problem, Boobstress," asserted Spacey, "all the Cans do is hang. You're useless in a fight, nothing more than punching bags."
A gasp arose from the Cans, followed by murmurs of "how dare she?" and "well, I never," along with "has anyone seen my nipple ring?"
"So be it," sneered the Boobstress, "if you want your freedom so bad, you can have it. But, you should know, there's something you're leaving behind, something we took from you before you woke up, something ..."
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mysterious and secret that will probably be important later. But for the moment...
pillow fight!"
Spacey sighed and crawled under a table as she watched the rest of the girls grab pillows and pummle each other in their flimsy costumes in slow motion. In her experience this whole kind of thing was just way too common.
****
Meanwhile back at the LMBP HQ strange things were afoot. There were wierd wobbly lights and strange noises and stuff and suddenly out of thin air there appeared six figures.
"Eeek!" squealed the computer manfully "Bloody hell, where did you lot come from? And are you, like, all evil and stuff. Because I so don't have time to deal with evil people when the whole of the LMBP has been stolen by five gay men, which in itself seems really odd since, you know, like, most of the LMBP are gay men anyway. And stuff. Mm-hmm."
"Hello LMBP computer. It's good to meet you again. Or possibly for the first time. Time travel can be very confusing."
"Do I know you?" asked the Computer.
"Not yet" replied the figure "But you will soon. Search your databanks and find any reference you can to the JSMBP."
"Okily Dokily, will do. La la la la la la la... "Oooh, lookee here. The JSMBP. A group of heroes from the early twentieth century. They in turn inspired the JLMBP who were kind of the inspiration for the LMBP. Coo, so that's you is it? Blimey, talk about a blast from the past. Heh heh heh heh."
"Yes, well" said the figure, "Let me introduce us properly. I am Super-Duper-Marvelous Man, and these are my fellow JSMBPers. Leather-Clad-Confirmed-Batchelor Man and his *ahem* ward Suspiciously-Effeminate "Air-Quotes" Boy "Air Quotes", Feisty-Hollywood-Starlet Woman and her partner in crimefighting Slighty-Offensive-Jewish-Stereotype Lad and finally we have Retconned-In-At-A-Later-Date Girl."
"Oooh," said the Computer "So why are you here then?"
"We are here" said Super-Duper-Marvelous Man, "To save the future from the greatest threat it will ever encounter. With the dissapearance of the LMBP a chain of events will be set in motion that will end with the formation of the most terrible group of villains ever. And each and every one of them is a former member of the LMBP. Four have already turned on their team-mates at one point or another. Lard Lad who has never really gotten over the whole evil wannabe-God thing, Space Tart possessed onvce again by the Emerald Ass of Ekkron, Lucien Lad once more driven insane by the LMBP forming a boy band, EDE who is still embaressed by the whole Super Jailhouse debacle and finally one member that we're not sure about. We have hints but it is one thing that we can't be certain of. And so we're here to try and help save the day."
"Eh, what, huh?" said the Computer "I got distracted. You were saying smething about evil and stuff and an ass. Gosh, sounds really icky to me. Do you think it's a good idea?"
"What?" said Super-Duper-Marvelous Man "What are you talking about?"
"Oh don't mind me" said the Computer "I was just being distracted by... Posted by SharkLad on :
where Leather-Clad-Confirmed-Batchelor Man keeps putting his hand”
“Bruce, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!?” bellowed Super-Duper-Marvelous Man.
“What? I was just scratching Itch’s dick, I mean, Dick’s itch,” stammered Leather-Clad-Confirmed-Batchelor Man.
“Jeez, no wonder when they made that TV show about you in the 60s they stuck Aunt Harriet in there,” said Super-Duper-Marvelous Man shaking his head, “That Stately Manor of yours is so gay!”
“Maybe you should call yourselves the NAMBLAMBP" offered the LMBP computer chirpingly.
“Enough of this!” blurted Feisty-Hollywood-Starlet Woman, startling Slightly-Offensive-Jewish-Stereotype Lad, “Where is the one called Dev-Em?”
“You just missed him”
“Damn! We must find him,” scowled Feisty-Hollywood-Starlet Woman, “All of our plans hinge on the information he has acquired.”
Meanwhile, aboard Dev’s ship, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Cher and Michael Stipe patiently answered Dev’s questions.
“Where is Sketch Lad? What has he been working on lately? How much botox can you inject before things start falling off? In “Truth or Dare,” you said Sean was the love of your life, so what about Guy? What the hell were you thinking when you made “Glitter?” What the hell were you thinking when you married Bobby Brown? Are you gay or what?”
“Silence,” commanded the Material Girl, “We have a message from Sketch Lad. If you want to save the universe, you’ll follow these instructions carefully, starting with …”
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OK, It's gotta go somewhere from here, the question is... When??
BTW... Great Stuff!
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"If you want to save the universe, you’ll follow these instructions carefully, starting with going to Studio 54,000 and preventing a murder!”
“What? But, that’s where I was headed before I encountered your ship!” exclaimed Dev.
“That’s queer,” said a questioning Michael Stipe, “How could you have known to go there? Sketch Lad only knew because …”
“That doesn’t matter!” bellowed Cher, “Let’s all get to Studio 54,000 before it’s too late!”
Meanwhile, aboard the Amazing Cans flagship, Space Tart tired of the pillow fight. ‘Too bad I don’t swing both ways,’ Spacie thought to herself, ‘this would be a pretty hot scene.’ Crawling out from under the table, she approached the captain’s chair. Beside it lay an envelope with 30 tickets to the LMB-Street reunion concert at Studio 54,000. She looked up at the viewscreen to see the famous concert venue before her. While the big breasted bimbos had beaten themselves bloody, the autopilot had brought them to Studio 54,000. ‘Awesome,’ Spacie thought, ‘I’ll finally get to see Cobie again!’ In her excitement, she knocked over another envelope from the console. Picking it up, she read in large pink glittery script: SPACE TART’S BIG SECRET. She gasped as she opened the envelope. ‘No,’ she thought, ‘it’s not possible!’ With a jolt, the ship set down beside Studio 54,000.
Meanwhile, at LMB Headquarters, Feisty-Hollywood-Starlet Woman continued her rant.
“I can’t believe we missed him! We’ll have to go to Studio 54,000 ourselves and pray for the best!”
“Studio 54,000? Why that’s where he went!” exclaimed the computer.
“What?” asked Super-Duper-Marvelous Man, “How did he know to go there?”
“That’s where the Queer Eye Guys are bringing all the LMBPers. Five of them are performing tonight, and the rest are doing some type of fashion show”
“Impossible! The Queer Eye Guys can’t be here. They were killed in a freak zhushing accident while filming their Christmas special. Of course, some say Bravo executives engineered their murder when the lads starting asking for more dough. Sadly, their replacement, Bi Eye for the Married Guy, didn’t go over as well.
“So, who was that here earlier?”
“Only one way to find out,” beamed Super-Duper-Marvelous Man. Suddenly, weird wobbly lights and strange noises and stuff filled the LMBP headquarters, and the JSMBP was gone.
“<Sigh> All alone again.”
Meanwhile, at Studio 54,000, Dev raced from his ship into the crowded venue just as the JSMBP blinked onto stage and Space Tart and the Amazing Cans piled in through a side entrance. LardLad, BBC Kid, LoserLad, Cobalt Kid and Shark Lad had just finished rehearsing “Road to your Heart” to the Latino Queer Eye Guy’s fevered applause. Just then, the rest of the Fab Five and the entire LMBP entered from the opposite side on the stage wearing decidedly retro outfits.
“Nobody move,” bellowed Dev, “Just what the hell is going on here?”
“I was just prepping the boys for tonight’s show. I do the culture bit,” sneered the Latino Queer Eye Guy.
“Except you’re an imposter,” bellowed Super-Duper-Marvelous Man, “And based on the outfits your colleagues dressed the LMBP up in, I think it’s safe to say who you really are – THE RETROS!”
“Groovy, man. I guess I can ditch this disguise.” The Latino Queer Eye Guy’s face melted away to reveal Beatnik Belly Dancing Boy! “But did you see this coming?” Quickly Beatnik Belly Dancing Boy pulled out a gun, held it to LoserLad’s temple, and pulled the trigger. As LoserLad fell to the stage, a collective gasp went out from the Amazing Cans.
“Loser!” snickered Beatnik Belly Dancing Boy. He turned to his teammates, having revealed themselves to be Freaky Flapper Chick, the Mod Man, Hippie Hula Girl and Leave it to Beaver Larry. “Let’s party!”
“Well, what are we waiting for?” yelled Dev, “LMBP ATTACK!”
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I had to ask... I knew better but I did it anyway... Oh the shame... The Retros...
BTW Great Story Sharky Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Dev and Spacey stood back to back prepared to face off against the Retros, a brain-washed LMBP, and Madrox the Multiple Durlin!
"Cobie!" yelled Space Tart, to which Dev replied
"Sorry the reunion had to come this Spacey, but let's face we're fucked!"
"Not so fast!" came a voice suddenly.
"Wha-? Computer, is that you?"
"Only in a hologram form! Now be careful, but I think I've been able to work free the minds of Lash and Bevis with through the mechanical, um, things they had on."
Suddenly Lash and Bevis fell to the floor, no longer under the Retros control. Loser however, seemed possibly dead. Dev took all this in, but more importantly yelled "Computer, why your hologram looks just like..."
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Dolly Parton!"
"I know," chirped the computer, "Don't I look fabulous!"
Dev thought to himself, 'All of these references to 20th century singers ... can it be?"
But, he didn't have long to ponder the situation as Freaky Flapper Chick let loose a devasting Charleston spell that caused him and Spacie to begin dancing furiously.
Meanwhile, Lash and Bevis found themselves surrounded by mind-controlled LMBPers.
"We need a distraction, Lash" yelled Bevis.
Suddenly, from the direction of Xanthu's all-girl planetary defense team came a shout ...
"Hey boys, over here!"
The Amazing Cans did what they did best, flashing their enormous pontoons in the direction of the LMBPers. About 3/4 of the boys shrugged and continued to approach Lash and Bevis, while the others stood mesmerized.
"Well, it's a start ... hey JSMBPers, can't you do anything?" yelled a panicked Lash.
Suddenly, the ceiling of Studio 54,000 began to retract, and a voice boomed out, "NO ONE WILL DO ANYTHING. YOUR FATES WERE SEALED WHEN BEATNIK BELLY DANCER BOY SHOTER LOSER LAD." As the ceiling continued to retract, those on stage could see more and more of the night sky and then, suddenly coming into view, something large and green. The voice continued, "I HAVE RETURNED AS WAS PROPHESIZED!"
"No, it can't be!" said Lash quivering, "Not the Entropy Spinach!"
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"Great, just great" said Dev, as he looked up to the Entropy spinach. "I finally come home, and walk into the return of the Retros, the reunion of the LMBP Boy band, Loser getting shot, and now the Return of the Entropy spinach."
"Wow, that does suck" replied Beatnik Boy. "But since things seem to be getting progressively worse for the LMBP, we Retros may have to take our leave after all, and strike back at a time when our lives aren't in danger. Nothing personnal. Ciao." And suddenly, the five Retros dissapeared.
"Son of a bitch!" yelled Lash, "I promise we'll have our vengeance on them. Not only did they shoot Loser Lad, but the tried to reunite the LMBP boy band." "Pretty icky" echoed the computer.
"Entropy Spinach? Retros? What the hell is happening here" asked Vee, now coming to his senses, as the other LMBPers were no longer mind control. "Good to see you boys back" said Dev. "Dev! Your home!" yelled many LMBers. "Yup, and ready to kick some ass. The reunion will have to wait though, we need to hit that Entropy spinach hard!"
"Agreed" said Princess Crujectra. "EDE, lead a small group up to figure out what we're dealing with, and how strong the spinach is. Lardy, be careful, we know of your problems with the Spinach in the past. Dev, join Harbinger, Icefyre, Shark Lad, Lash, Lucien, and the others up there stat. Someone attend to Loser immediately. Cobalt-" the Princess stopped, realizing what she was interupting. Cobalt Kid had just seen Space Tart.
While the LMBPers rallied to figure out a plan, the Princess and EDE ensured that precautions could be taken to stop the Entropy Spinach. Dev fit right back in, while Semi and Vee tried to help out Loser as best they could. Cobalt and Space Tart now came face to face...
"I thought I'd lost you!" exclaimed Cobalt. "Me too" she smiled. They kissed, and laughed together. As they were kissing though, something seemed wrong. "No, wait." said Cobalt. He stopped. "You're not Space Tart. I...know her and you're just not her." "B-but...Cobie..." said the blue beauty, "it's me." "No, somethings wrong here. Someone is pulling our strings." Iron Rat stepped forward. "By Damn, your right Cobalt. Hold on." Using his spells, Iron Rat lifting the spell off of 'Space Tart' and dispelled all the magical energies off her. Immediately, she knew who she was. Space Tart was revealed to be the LMBP Spectre...
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The LMBP Spectre, aka the formerly deceased LMBPer Foodmaker Kid in the body of Donna Troy with the powers of the Spectre, now stood in front of the LMBP. And suddenly she knew. "Cobalt. I'm so sorry. I wasn't in control of myself. I was under a spell..."
"But who? Who could have done this?" asked Iron Rat. "The Time Mouse Trapper, I know it" replied the Spectre. "He's behind this somehow. And we will deal with him later, I promise. He'll pay for all the pain he's inflicted on me, and all of you."
Cobalt Kid stood there stunned in silence for a minute. "That sucks Cobalt," said Lardy patting him on the shoulder. "We're here for you." "Thanks guys, I know" said Cobalt, as the LMB looked on silent.
"Guys, I hate to interrupt, but-" said EDE, as the Spectre cut him off. "No, you're right. First things first, we deal with the spinach. Then you can round up the Retros, then we'll get the Time Mouse Trapper I swear. Princess Crujectra's plan was good, and we'll stick to it. Space Ranger, Dev, Harbinger, Crusader, Beagle Boy, Icefyre, Cobalt Kid, Lucien Lad, Lash Lad, Varalant, Semi-Transparent Fellow, EDE and Shark Lad, it's up to you to hold back the Entropy Spinach before it destroys anything or anyone. Iron Rat, you, Lard Lad and I must now pool our powers together to figure out a way to bring Loser back, break the connection off between he and the Entropy Spinach, and then with the connection severed, send the spinach on it's way home."
"sounds good people" said the Princess, "let's go for it"
"Helluva way to make a return said Dev-Em...
Posted by Bevis on :
*Interlude*
Sharkie, Dolly! Lol! That's absolutely perfect. A Computer possesed with the combined personalities of myself and Lash *and* Dolly. Pure genius.
And Cobie, the LMBP Spectre? Lol! This is shaping up well already.
Has to be said though, how many baddies are we going to have? This is building up to Crisis proportions. We've already got the multi-Durlan (about time we got a new villain), The Retros, The Entropy Spinach (has it ever been able to talk before?), the Time Mouse Trapper and the suggestion of the return of the evil versions of Lardy, Ede, Spacey, Lucien and an un-named LMBPer going bad. I think the LMBP are in for a tough fight here. Heh.
*End Interlude*
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*Interlude*
Bevis, yeah, this is starting to shape up eh? There are a lot of villians, so I figure the Time Mouse Trapper story will continue in another Tag-team thread altogether eventually. Between this and showing up in the Thora thread, the LMBP's assault on the Time Mouse Trapper can be saved for later.
So right now, there is the Entropy Spinach, the Retros and the Multi-Durlan. There's also the suggestion that some LMBers may go evil, so we'll have to wait and see on that. Oh, and right now it looks like the Retros have taken off, so we may not see them again in this thread, unless the LMBP hunts them down.
*End Interlude*
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SharkLad turned to Cobalt with a puzzled look on his face.
"What's the big deal about this Entropy thing?" SharkLad growled, "How tough could it be?"
"SharkLad," Cobie responded, "You weren't around for our last fight with the Entropy Spinach. It's extremely dangerous!"
"Wait, did you say Spinach? Cause man, I'm starving!" said SharkLad, his stomach grumbling.
"Don't even think about ..." started Cobalt Kid, but it was too late ...
"INUKCHUK!" bellowed SharkLad, exhibiting his new super-growth power (with props to Apache Chief) he had acquired from the Shark Beast Avatar during the battle against Thora saga. Soon SharkLad was twice the size of the Entropy Spinach, and, despite the horrified screams of the LMBP, SharkLad devoured the Entropy Spinach in two bites!
"He's mad!" yelled a blanched Princess Crujectra.
SharkLad let loose a thundering burp. "Hey guys, I don't feel so well ... "
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...as he suddenly vomitted acidic vomit all over the LMBPers! Computer, the only one affected since it was a hologram smiled at Lucien and Lash who were covered in green entropy Spinach vomit. "Hun, you don't look to good"
Meanwhile, Lardy, Iron Rat and the LMBP Spectre formed a circle around Loser Lad and began concentrating. "Now...to find the connection to the Spinach, end it, bring Loser back and then finish the fight with the Retros." said Iron Rat. "Yes LMBPers, we must stop this now..."
"Uh, guys, I hate to say it, but I see Lou loud and clear in this vision, and he looks like he's..."
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*eagerly awaiting the next installment...*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
"...looks like he's wearing Buffalo Sabres themed wedding dress!"
"Hah!" yelled Lardy, "I always knew Bill was a fan, but I didn't think he'd take it this far!"
"No", replied the Spectre, "what you are seeing is a metaphorical vision to Loser's inner center."
"Dude, Lou's in a wedding dress."
"Look!" said Iron Rat suddenly. "The Spinach. Somehow, the Entropy Spinach has invaded Loser Lad's inner pysche! I can sense mystical energy involved. That explains why the Spinach was able to talk, it's trying to tap into Loser Lad's psyche to gain sentience, to launch his attack."
"Sabres baby!" said Lou.
"Stu is right. Lardy, Iron Rat, if you please, destroy the metaphorical spinach, while I transform Loser's mind back to normal and heal him."
"Man, I love it when we do things with our powers that make no sense even when we're saying them!" said Lardy. Lard Lad and Iron Rat then preceded to blast all the Spinach out of Loser's mind, as the LMBP Spectre held Loser until he was cured. The Sabres Wedding dressed LMBPer now smiled as he came back into normal being. "You are healed Lou. The connection to the Spinach is gone. It's spreading will stop. Now all that has to happen is that it must be beat back."
And with that, the four LMBPers returned! ------------------
Loser Lad awoke healed from his gunshot wound in the head! Seahorse saw the heald Loser and immediately took him to the LMB Outpost where he and Crusader would be joined by Mystery Lad to try and cure Loser.
Meanwhile, with Lardy, Stu and the Spectre back, the LMBP now turned to the still rapidly growing Spinach, and had to figure out a way to stop it again now that it was no longer a sentient being.
"Hm, I have an idea..." said Harbinger...
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"We all have to stand in a circle, hold hands, and sing!" continued Harbinger.
"Um, what?" said a puzzled Cobalt Kid.
"Wait," interuppted Dev, "That's not so crazy an idea. There has to be a reason why all these 20th century singers are here!"
"I'm not so sure about this, but ... alright"
With that the LMBP gathered together and held hands. Led by Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Cher and Michael Stipe, as well as the LMBP computer still in the form of Dolly Parton, the LMBP broke into a rousing version of "We are the World."
Suddenly, the Entropy Spinach began to grow even larger.
"It's not working! The Spinach likes it!"
From behind them, came another sound. The Amazing Cans had stripped to their bras and panties and were singing their own song...
Ba-hoo Bor-ay Ba-hoo Bor-ay Goodbye Entropy Go Away
Ba-hoo Bor-ay Ba-hoo Bor-ay Goodbye Entropy Go Away
With that, the Entropy Spinach began to twist and swirl, and collapsed in on itself ...
"They did it!"
"Wow, Cans are handier than you'd think!"
"So, what else do we have to take care of?"
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"uh, guys..." said TBWUP looking to one side, "I think we might have a problem."
The LMBP and the Amazing Cans turned as one to see Lucien writhing on the floor with his hands clasped to his ears. Eventually he stopped and rose to his feet, suddenly looking even more sparkly than normal but with a distinct sinister shadow falling across his face.
"Right," he snapped, "I could *just* about cope with the reformation of the LMBP Street Boys what with, you know, being mind controlled at the time and stuff. And the prescence of Pariah Scarey, Witless Howling and Michael Stipe was just about alleviated by the fact that Madge and her Cher-ificness and our faaaabulous cyber-Dolly were also here, but I'm sorry, 'We Are The World'!!!???!!! A cheap sentiment dripping rip-off of 'Do They Know It's Christmas' which was *already* a cheap sentiment dripping pile of bollocks since, you know, most of the people that they were trying to help probably neither knew nor cared it was Christmas what with not being Christian and all!!!!! And *all* of you singing it? To try and defeat a bad guy/bunch of spinach/stellar entity?!!???!! What is this some godsawful American Christams special of a poorly conceived sickly sweet American soap opera or something??!!!!?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME!!!!!??!!!"
Lucien paused for breath and Lardy was about to say something but before he could do Lucien went off on one again, his sparkliness now getting blindingly sparkly while *at the same time* the sinister shadow on his face got even more sinister.
"I mean, for pitys sake, I know most of our adventures make no sense whatsoever and involve things like pulling universes from the arse of corpses and bed controlling powers and all that sort of gubbins. And yeah we defeat them in really insane ways like pissing on them and time displaced shape shifting LMBPers and all that sort of shite but, hey, that's all good stuff. But this!!!???!!! We Are The Fucking World!!?????!!! We're the sodding LMBP, we don't do cloying sentiment!!!!!!!!! AAARRGGHH!!!!!!! Well that's it, the last bloody straw. I'm really sorry I'm going to have to do this... ach, who'm I kidding, I'm not sorry at all, but I'm still going to have to at least give you a bit of warning so you can try and defeat me in some hugely convoluted way but I SHALL DESTORY YOU ALL!!!!!! MWAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"
And then with one blinding flash of sparkles Dark Lucien Lad was gone.
The LMBP stood in silence for a couple of seconds, not knowing what to say. Once again Lardy was about to speak when there was another burst of sparkles and Dark Lucien Lad stood before them again.
"Hi guys, I'm back," he said, "just wanted to say that, you know, despite planning on destroying you all and stuff there's no hard feelings, m'kay? And don't try defeating me with more singing or something because you know that'll just make me even crosser than before and I'll just end turning you into anaemic gerbils or something and selling you to screaming three year olds. So don't piss me off, m'kay?. Or at least any more than I already am coz I'm already going to destroy you anyway, but you know that don't you coz I've already told you and stuff. Mwwaahhaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
And then he was gone again. Everyone waited slightly longer this time just in case he was going to come back again but nothing happened. TBWUP was the first to speak.
"Blimey," he said, "He was a bit cross wasn't he? Plus I think he might be a bit insane. Did you notice all those exclamation marks? A clear sign of a disturbed mind!!!"
"Matthew's right," said Lardy, "But we don't have time to worry about that yet. We don't know what Dark Lucien Lad might do next but chances are he'll be off shopping for a new 'evil' outfit for at least a few hours and in the meantime there's something else we really need to deal with."
"You're right," said Dev, "I'd completely forgotten about...
[ October 16, 2003, 08:30 AM: Message edited by: Bevis ]
Posted by Bevis on :
*interlude*
I'm sorry Matthew, I just resist the whole exclamation marks things, but it's all Terry Pratchett's fault.
*end interlude*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Dark Lucien Lad now looked to the second step of being evil..., finding an evil outfit. Luckily for him, while the rest of the LMBP was preparing to get ready to confront Lucien Lad, Kylie Minogue (the real one) approached Lucien Lad in the store he was in and offered to help pick out the outfit!
Meanwhile, Madrox the Mulitple Durlan waited in the shadows. "Lucien evil? Now all we need is Shark Lad, Lard Lad and Eryk Davis Ester to all go evil too! Then the plan that the Retros, the Entropy Spinach and I started will all come to fruition..."
The rest of the LMBPers didn't quite know what to do. "So, where would we find Lucien?" asked Dev. "Good question Dev-Em, for I believe it is you we must send at him first" replied the LMBP Spectre. "You and..."
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Hi guys,” said a calm contented Faraway Lad walking into the room and eating the end of an ice cream. “Just thought I’d pop in and see if anything interesting was happening“.
There was a slightly exasperated silence for a few seconds
“Lardy, what are you looking at me like that for?…Put the shot gun down please” said a worried Faraway
“No Lardlad” said the LMBP Spectre “do not shoot him, thought his path is dark and not easily foreseen yea it may be that the LMBP may need his powers at the end”
Scowling Lardlad returned the shotgun to its holster under his trench coat. mumbling under his breath, “fcuk in limy comes in here right at the end of the adventure cool as you like asking what’s up, I’ll shove what’s up right up his…”
“never mind all that now” hurriedly interrupted TBWUP’s “we need to know who to send on this dangerous mission with Dev Em”
“Erm” said Faraway Lad, who was a little embarrassed by the fuss he had caused and wanted to be seen as a good “team Player” to make up. “I take we are talking about a mission in which the future of the universe is at stake? In which failure could lead to the death of millions and the destruction of planets? A mission in which two lone LMBP’ers will have to walk blindly and boldly into the evil despots dank, manky, soulless and style less headquarters with only a million to one chance of returning alive?”
“is there any other sort of mission” asked Cobalt Kid
“oh well if there’s a bit of a jaunt going on I’ll do it” said Faraway, finishing the last of his ice cream. As he wiped his hands absentmindedly on Furballs fur, he asked, “where are we off to now old chap”
“OK Far” said Dev Em smiling at his friend’s apparent carelessness,
Madrox the multi durlan cursed, “who is this fool” he snarled, I could snap his neck in an instant, why send him against such a power as Dark Lucien”
“Faraway” said the LMB Spectre I need you to…
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...<whisper the solution to making Lucien good again, that I will reveal to anyone who wants to PM me>
"I think I've got it Spectre" replied Faraway. As Faraway and Dev prepared to begin the first assault on Dark Lucien, a team of Iron Rat, Cobalt Kid and Space Ranger prepared to take down the mult-Durlan, while Eyrk Davis Ester and Lard Lad lead the rest of the large team to find and finish the Retros. The LMBP Spectre decided that he would stay with Princess Crujectra and Super Lad Kid to act as a back up to Dev and Far.
Meanwhile, Lucien and Kylie Minogue shopped for outfits...
Posted by Bevis on :
and shopped and shopped.
"But see, I just think that, you know, everyone expects you to wear black if you;re evil and, yeah, sure, so many things look really good in black, leather, satin, silk, PVC and it's so easy to accessorise, but still I just think, I dunno, it's been done before. I think I should be going for something a little more grounbreaking. Like a really classy blood red or a nice vibrant blue. You know, somethimng that says, yeah, sure, I'm *really* evil and stuff but that doesn't mean I can't lead the fashion pak, you know?"
"But you'll still have lots of studs and stuff?"
"Well natch, that goes without saying. Plus I think it might be time for me to bring back the Brads. They've not done anything for ages and I need henchmen. Plus they'll look dead hot in leather shorts and tight white vest tops."
"Ooh, good plan."
*Meanwhile*
The mist swirled Round the dark pool. It wasn't clear if it was water or oil or even if it had a bottom. In the shadows a mysterious figure chanted and the mist began to swirl even more. Half formed shadows flitted across the surface of the pool and concentric ripples began to appear on it's surface. Suddenly the liquid burst up and fell back with a load roar. Once it had settled there standin waist deep in the water was a naked form.
"My god!" the figure croaked, "I remember it all. Every life. Every death (except the last one. That's all still a bit hazy), every time I was born. I have been warrior and cheif, slave and sailor. I have been man, woman and child. I 8am8 the Hawk avatar. And.... and..."
"Yes my sweet" said the other figure from the gloom, "and now it is time for you to return to your one tru, greatest incarnation. Time to claim what is yours."
Suddenly the chamber was filled with a sinister green glow.
"The ass!" said the young woman in the pool, "The Emerald Ass! It's calling to me and I know it's right. Oh yeah, get ready boys, the bitch is back."
In the green light a smile appeared on the lips of one of the LMbPs greatest allies and greatest foes.
Emerald Space Hawk Tart was back.
*Meanwhile*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*gasp! Is this the real Space Tart ?! What will happen? Will she remember Cobalt Kid?!*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Emerald Space Hawk Tart was back. Quick images flashed through her head. Pulling the universe out of someone's ass. Fighting a mouse figure with great power. A young man whom she may have loved. "No...the memories of that life are too hard to remember. It doesn't matter anymore. I'm back. And I want my Emerald Ass."
Meanwhile, Dev and Faraway appeared close to Dark Lucien's new headquarters! The Brads all acted as his thugs now, and he and Kylie had formed a maniacal alliance. The two LMBers prepared to confront their old friend...
The other LMBers prepared to go on their missions. "Man, I hope our part of the story is wrapped up in the next five or six posts" thought Lardy, "so we can get the Retros and the Multiple Durlan out of the way and get to business!" With that, the team fighting the Retros...
Posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers on :
surprisingly found themselves being overpowered.
'How can this be?' thought EDE, 'the Retros are annoying at best ... we should be kicking their asses!'
"Something's not right here!" shouted Space Ranger, as he barely managed to overcome one of Leave-it-to-Beaver Larry's importance-of-responsibility speeches, "the longer we fight, the more powerful they become."
"No, Ranger, they're not getting stronger, something is making us weaker!" shouted Icefire.
Suddenly, the Mod Man let loose a wave of hallucinigary energy that left the LMBPers immobilized. From out of the shadows stepped a cloaked figure.
"Excellent, my temporally-challenged children. You did well. The LMBPers never realized their true enemy."
"Here," sneered the cloaked figure, a beam of energy shooting forth from beneath the cloak. Much to their surprise, the Retros were blown into a billion particles. "You're no longer needed. Now, as for the Durlan ..."
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...I no longer care about him. He played his part, I'm done with him. I have my true prize now!"
With that, the cloaked figure used his power to raise the unconcious bodies of Eyrk Davis Ester and Lard Lad into the air. "With two already in place, you two will make four. And the mysterious fifth..."
The mysterious figure then raised Shark Lad into the air, for he too had once been evil! With EDE, Lardy, and Shark Lad, the mysterious figure teleported away!
The other LMBPers began waking up. "Uh...what are we gonna do now?" asked Icefyre. "I think, to solve this mystery...we may need Mystery Lad!" said Lash in response.
-------------------- The team of Iron Rat, Cobalt Kid and Space Ranger tracked down the Multiple Durlan, but their efforts seemed to go to waste. He'd escaped and his role in this story was done
*editor's note- see the Ongoing LMB Tag Thread for his next appearance!*
The three LMBers decided to try and figure out their next move, when an urgent summons came to them via the LMBP Spectre! "Hurry LMBers! Faraway Lad and Dev-Em are in great trouble! The don't know what their walking into! Only you three or still able to help!"
The three LMBers were teleported by the Spectre as she told them that Far and Dev...
Posted by Bevis on :
*interlude*
You know, much to my embarressment I'd completely forgotten that Sharky had been evil as well, dagnabbit. I know who the mysterious final member is (or at least who I intend it to be, you never can tell which way these stories are going to go) so it's now going to have to become the LMBP Sinister Six or something. Dark Lucien Lad, Emerald Space (Hawk) Tart, Darth Lard, insane EDE and Sharky *plus* one other. The evil mastermind. Bwahahahhaaahahah!!!!
*end interlude*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*interlude*
Ha, I like it Bevis! It'll be the LMBP Sinister Six.
And if this is really Space Tart, her and Cobalt are going to need a few scenes! They actually were married before she died! I'm still not sure if she should come back, or how, but I'd rather just go with the flow . Space "Hawk Avatar" Tart! I like it!
*end interlude
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The three LMBers were teleported by the Spectre as she told them that Far and Dev were walking into a deadly trap! Only it wasn't really them, for they had been kidnapped on the way to Dark Lucien Lad's headquarters and replaced by android doubles!
The real Far and Dev were in the clutches of...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Evil Mastermind!
"I can't have you two screwing up Lucien Lad's part in this! He must start the growth of evil, that Eryk Prime, the Dark Lard, Evil Shark Lad and Space Hawk Tart will continue! For we six our the evil LMBers coming back to haunt you! And now you too will be sacrificed!"
Far and Dev looked at the Mastermind. "Welcome back Dev." "Man, this starting to suck! Do something Far!" And he did, he made the two of them go faraway!
Meanwhile, the rest of the LMBP recovered from their wounds searching of Mystery Lad to help.
Also, Cobalt, Space Ranger and Iron Rat joined the LMBP Spectre, as they joined the fake evil droids of Far and Dev to stop Dark Lucien Lad! Little did they realize that the Evil Mastermind was about to make their move, as he/she...
Posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid on :
The gender thing hadn't really been decided yet for this story, and didn't much matter anyway, as true evil is... Well I guess it does matter, evil women are much cooler than evil men, and a hell of a lot more fun at Frat Parties.
He/She, in a gender neutral way, reached down and adjusted the living power source plugged into her pleasure socket, took a sip of 90 wt oil and smiled thoughtfully to his or her self.
Her sounded good so he/she became one.
"Soon those LMBP Fools will realize the true mastermind behind these foolish Hijninkedes..."
After a slight adjustment to her living power source, He... Oops another slight adjustment...
"Soon they will realize who is behind these foolish Hijinx, and they will cower in terror before the might of..."
Posted by Bevis on :
me. Mwahahahahahaha!!!" (coz you really don't think we're going to reveal who the big bad is this early do you?).
*Meanwhile, back at Dark Lucien Lad's palace*
"You know Kylie hon," said Dark Lucien Lad, "only four pages in and I'm starting to get confused as to what's actually going on. Do you have any idea, say a quick plot summary or something?"
"Well," said Kylie, "...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
*Interlude, or maybe Qualude, whichever is more appropriate at this point*
Sentients, Someone, maybe Bevis, but maybe not, just asked for a story summary. So I took it on myself to read the preceeding pages and improvise one. Here it is.
1. Dev-Em Returns. 2. Strange things happen. (D'oh) 3. Space Tart? returns. 4. More strange things happen. (D'oh) 5. Wierd People from past show up. 6. More strange things happen. (D'oh) 7. Ridikolus people from past are retroactively inserted into story. 8. More strange things happen. (D'oh) 9. Everybody crashes the same party but a rumble breaks out. 10. LMBP wins rumble (Kind of) 11. Harbinger leads singing of really bad victory song. 12. Lucien acts wierd. (D'oh) 13. Some good guys turn bad. (D'oh) 14. Mysterious evil mastermind appears. 15. you are here =>
*Quualudes wear off, story continues*
Posted by SharkLad on :
*Interlude*
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: 11. Harbinger leads singing of really bad victory song.
Was the song really that bad?
<splash>
*End Interlude*
Posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: *Interlude*
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: 11. Harbinger leads singing of really bad victory song.
Was the song really that bad?
<splash>
*End Interlude*
Lucien Thought So.
*end Quualude*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*interlude*
I'll give a more in depth summary of the story when I get out of work. I can't let my boss see, and reading all four pages and writing a long reply might be suspicious
*end Interlude*
Posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid on :
Spoilsport.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ok, here's a shot:
Dev-Em returns, to find the LMBP HQ empty. He then gets into a fight with Madrox the Multiple Durlan.
Space Tart also supposedly returns to (from the dead), to have been revealed to have been alive all along while living with the Amazing Cans. This is of course Cobalt Kid's wife who died, so it's pretty important to him when Spacey is involved!!!!
The fight the Multiple Durlan, beat him off, and then learn from Computer (a computer similar to Dolly Parton created by Lucien and Lash with a hint of their personalities) that the LMBP have been kidnapped and the LMBP boy band are reuniting for a concert!
When they go to rescue them, the villians behind the plot are revealed to be the Retros, old LMBP villians! One of the Retros shoots Loser Lad in the head, as Lash and Lucien break free!
While Lash, Lucien, Dev-Em and Space Tart fight the Retros (and a mind-controlled LMBP), Loser's apparent death triggers a major cosmic annonamly, and the Entropy Spinach is freed! Somehow having some form of sentience, it attacks. The Retros high-tail it out of there.
Suddenly, Space Tart is revealed to not be Space Tart at all, but the LMBP Spectre!!! This is of course, an old LMBP, who died and was reincarnated as a lesbian in the body of Donna Troy with the power of the Spectre. She reveals that the Time Mouse Trapper set her up like this, and they'll get him another time.
The LMBP Spectre then reveals that the Entropy Spinach is only working because of it's connection to Loser Lad. She gets Iron Rat and Lardlad to accompany her into Loser Lad's psyche, to destroy the connection which they do. After the connection is destroyed, the Entropy Spinach is defeated. However, part of the way they defeat the Entropy Spinach is with Amazing Cans singing a dreadfully horrible song! This apparently drives Lucien Lad crazy, and he goes evil (again).
Lucien Lad goes evil, gets Kylie Minogue to help him (and go shopping) and has his Brads (cute male henchmen) help him. It appears the best strategy to defeating him is to have Dev-Em and Faraway Lad attempt a recon mission to bring him in.
Meanwhile, the Spectre stays with Princess Crujectra, as Cobalt Kid, Space Ranger and Iron Rat attempt to bring in the Multiple Durlan (whom they never catch. he next appears in the Ongoing LMBP thread). They have figured out that there is a mastermind behind this all, bringing in the Durlan, the Retros and the Entropy Spinach, while trying to make LMBPers evil again. Oh, and Seahorse took Loser to the hospital, so their out for now.
Apparently, Space Tart has been resurrected as a Hawk Avatar, and is working for the mastermind. This may bode ill for Cobalt Kid.
While trying to fight the Retros, the LMBP are surprised by the Mastermind attacking them, seemingly killing the Retros (but who knows about that) and then kidnapping EDE, Lardy and Shark Lad, three LMBPers who have been evil before. The LMBP are now looking for Mystery Lad to help them solve this mystery.
The Mastermind now has Lardy, EDE, Sharky, and Space Hawk Avatar Tart under this control. To stop Faraway and Dev from stopping Lucien, he teleports them away. They escape his trap by going faraway. But two androids are in their place, as Cobalt Kid, Space Ranger, Iron Rat and the LMBP Spectre join them to fight Lucien Lad.
There is of course so much more to this story, so read the back pages, will ya?
So who is this mastermind? What will happen to our evil LMBers? Stay tuned...
Posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid on :
Okay, it's story time again Kiddies!
YAY!!
We now join our heroes Cobalt Kid, Space Ranger, The Mysterious Sorcerer Iorn Rat and the Scary but Sexy LMBP Spectre, as they meet up with Faraway Lad and Dev-Em. Our heros think that Faraway lad and Dev-Em are their friends, but they're not.
(Did all of you kiddies catch the difference between Their and They're in the last sentence? Good, because I'm sure to screw it up later.)
Anyway our heroes have met the people they thought were their friends, far out in space, mostly because that's were they were, after all the LMBP is the most Spacerific group of heroes ever.
(Des, what do you mean I'm supposed to be telling the story, not advertizing for the Animated Teen Titans? Young man you are impertinant, and you now have a weeks detention!)
So back to our story, and NO more interruptions!
Cobalt Kid was the first to sight Dev-Em and Faraway Lad, who were hiding behind an asteroid. "There they are," he shouted in an excited voice. "Why, yes it is them," agreed the Mysterious Sorcerer Iron Rat, who suddenly began to wonder if they had suddenly wandered into a third grade reading textbook, "Look they are there," he continued, suddenly hating himself.
Space Ranger decided that he needed a closer look, so he activated his telescopic (It means that he can see things that are very far away just like they were very close to him, Des, now would you please stop interupting?) vision. "I'm going to activate my telescopic vision for a closer look," he said to the Scary but Sexy LMBP Spectre.
The Scary but Sexy LMBP Spectre looked back at Space Ranger and said, "Okay, but you are still not getting into my pants, I'm not impressed." and she moved over closer to the Mysterious Sorcerer Iron Rat.
(Belinda stop pulling Keith's hair, and No I am most certainly not going to explain that last sentence, Young Lady. Do you want to join Des in detention? Not now, Des. Sit back down and let go of Belinda's hand. Honestly!!)
Cobalt Kid, the honest and forthright protector of liberty, in the Crujectra Administration, was the first to reach the evil androids that our heros mistakenly believed to be their friends. He extended his hand in friendship to the being which he mistakenly believed to be Fawaway Lad...
[ October 24, 2003, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Almost But Not Quite New Kid ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...and was blasted Faraway to somewhere unknown!! Space Ranger and Iron Rat followed suit, as the three suddenly dissapeared! The LMBP Spectre then unleashed a hell fury and destroyed the two robots!
"Enough!", she screamed, "This has gone on long enough! There is a hidden agenda amongst all of these things, and I aim to find out who it is. Dark Lucien Lad will have to wait, I must return to my sanctuary to learn of the true evil behind the resurgence of evil LMBers..."
------------------
Meanwhile, the rest of the LMBP (minus the evil ones) returned to Legion World in an uproar, as they searched frantically for Mystery Lad, the resident scienctist and reserve member. "Todd, we need your help" said Lash. "There is a mystery afoot!"
Mystery Lad turned to the LMBP with a smile, showing himself to not be Mystery Lad at all, but none other than...
Posted by LARDLAD on :
...Turns-You-Into-a-Country Fred!
"Sorry, folks, but I'm kind of a mercenary, y'know? Anyhoo, the big bad of this piece anticipated your coming for Mystery Lad's assistance and hired me to take care of him...and you all. So I turned Mystery Lad into Lichtenstein and---PRESTO---you all are now...the Philippines! Bwa-ha-ha-HAAAA!"
And, indeed, all the LMBers who came there were now the Philippines.
Meanwhile, Cobalt, Space Ranger and Iron Rat found themselves.......
Posted by Abinquank? on :
Trapped in Sonnie Whateverthehellhisnameistoday's secret Swiss Chalet.
KOKO and Jinx immediately and very excitedly greet them.
"KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO KOKO!!!!"
*purr* *purr* *purr* *purr* *purr* *purr*
But then...
*Qualuude*
Well, none of you guy's were gonna rescue them! And I don't realy care if it's the wrong story line! Geesh haven't you ever heard of Cross-Overs? D'oh!
*Qualuude wears off*
[ October 26, 2003, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Abinquank? ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Space Ranger quickly freed Koko and Jinx, as Cobalt Kid and Iron Rat decided what to do next. "First off, since Koko can be so annoying sometimes, we'll get rid of her" said Iron Rat, as he teleported him/her away to Legion World into ABNQAK's bedroom. "Now, what to do next" "Next, the four of us have to figure out some kind of plan! Whoever this mystery villian is, he's starting to piss me off!" yelled Space Ranger.
Dev-Em and Faraway Lad suddenly appeared next to the LMBP Spectre. "Greeting LMBPers" she said. "It's time we started figuring out how to put an end to this..."
Meanwhile, the mystery villian smiled. Dark Lucien Lad was in his castle plotting, Turns you Into a Country Fred (or Countri-nator as he is sometimes called) had turned the LMBP into the Phillipines, and Shark Lad, Lard Lad, Eryk Prime and Space Hawk Tart (possibly) were below, ready to do whatever evil was intended. "All goes well, it is time to unleash the fury that I have plotted. Now for the next step of my plan..."
Posted by Bevis on :
Kittens. Lots and lots of cute fluffy kittens. The LMBP will never expect that, and once they are confused and disorganised... uh, ok, more confused and disorganised than normal, by the invasion of millions of cute fluffy kittens with tail,mounted heat seeking laser beam cannons then i can move on to the next phase of the plan. Now, it is time for me to go and let the Evil LMBP know what's actually going on. Apart from Dark Lucien Lad. He's in his castle with Kylie and the Brads watching Lilo and Stich again. Hmm, I'll have to phone him and invite him and his cohorts (and the lovely Miss Minogue) over to join the party."
Meanwhile, in the Phillipines...
Posted by SharkLad on :
... the ghost of Imelda Marcos was haunting the newly opened Manilla Payless Shoestore ... "Shoes, I must have all the shoes!" screeched the hideous visage ...
"Wait! That makes no sense!" came a voice out of nowhere.
"When has that ever mattered?" came another voice.
"Starting now," declared Dev-Em, "It's time I told everyone my secret!"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
..."I secretly have been missing from the LMBP for the last few months, because I've become addicted to watching "Friends"! "Gasp!" said the LMBPers, for they knew how terrible this was! Faraway Lad gave Dev-Em a big hug, and secretly made this addiction go faraway. "That's is Dev? There isn't more to it?" "No, that's it" replied Dev, (although readers, that is up for you to decide! Well Dev, IS there more to it?).
Meanwhile, Kylie Minogue looked at Dark Lucien Lad in frustration. You see, she had fallen completely head over heels in love with him, and couldn't get him out of her head. She reached for a pint of bi-beer, and smiled at Lucien...
Posted by Abinquank? on :
But unfortunately for her amorous plans, KOKO suddenly appeared. Yes, Iron Rat had mistakenly teleported KOKO right on top of Lucien Lad's head (the upper one, the one on his shoulders, no beastiality in this thread, at least not yet.).
Immediately KOKO began to shout at the top of his lungs, "KOKO, KOKO, KOKO, KOKO, KOKO. KOKO, KOKO"
Which of course drove both Lucien Lad and Kylie Minologe, or whatever, to jam everything they could find into their ears in an attempt to stop the god-awful ear splitting racket.
While elsewhere...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Elsewhere, the mysterious Mastermind decided to mix things up again, and make this story even mnore confusing! He grinned evilly, as only truly evil masterminds can, and summoned his two lieutenants.
"You called for me?" said the green-cloaked figure who was the Time Mouse Trapper's little brother, the Thyme Trapper! He had all sorts of really ultra-cool time powers, but they only worked on vegetables and other plants. That's why he was really really really annoyed that his daddy the Time Tripper liked his big bro more than him, and so he decided to join the evil mastermind so he could prove that he was a better villain than his big bro! (Phew, what a mouthful!)
"I'm, like, here too!" said the woman dressed in Tyroc's old disco outfit and with the Comet Queen-like personality as she moonwalked in! "Dancing Queen is ready to roll! Do I get to disco?" She had the power to create evil clones of any famous person, though of course she specialized in singers. At this moment she had a clone of Justin Timberlake chained to her bedroom wall, even. It was she who was responsible for Elvis, Michael Stipe, Catherine the Great, Imelda Marcos' ghost (which was not really a ghost but the Imelda clone all covered in skin-whitener)and all those divas' showing up!
"We must stop that annoying little monkey and his extreme annoyingness so that Kylie can make the evilness of Lucien Lad permanent with her truly evil kissing and singing! Also, since most of the LMBP are now together, it would be the perfect time to strike and get rid of them all so that my plan can go without opposition. I'll leave the job to both of you, since I must stay hidden until someone can think up of a perfectly menacing identity for me that will make all those other villains look like a bunch of second-stringer bandits! I wish they'd hurry, though, since my butt is falling asleep from all this sitting down... Anyway, don't fail me!" said the very long-winded evil Mastermind who would make a great politician or lawyer, based on the length of whatever-the-hell he just said.
"Groovy! I'll take the monkey!" said Dancing Queen as she did a perfect split. "He'd, like, make a really really cute pet! Now Proty will have someone to play with while Lori Morning and I find ways to increase our already very high level of annoyance!"
"Then that leaves me with the LMBPers. I have just the perfect thing!" said the Thyme Trapper as he summoned the... Legume of Super-Vegetables!
"Perfect! Nothing can stop me now!" said the evil Mastermind, just as he broke a very evil-sounding laugh, such as only really really bad guys can do. "Finally, I will have won!!!!"
[ October 30, 2003, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*interlude*
Great post Invisible Brainiac! Just to keep contiuity strait, most of the LMBP are the Phillipines right now, with only a handful still active, and the five evil LMBers with the mastermind (except for Lucien). Figured I'd keep this strait before anyone added the next post...
*end interlude*
Posted by MLLASH on :
Suddenly, unexpectedly, a gang of albino midgets with gigantic guns appeared!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
One of my favorite story twists!
This gang began firing on everyone everywhere! The mastermind couldn't understand what was happening, and neither could anyone really! The gang seemed to be growing until it looked like the entire universe was being attacked by them! The LMBP Spectre gathered Iron Rat, Space Ranger, Cobalt Kid and Jinx to her, Faraway Lad and Dev-Em. "We need to rely on each other if we'll survive this assault!" "It gets worse" said Dev. "The moon is exploding too again"
The gang of albino midgits began invading the Phillipines, which was once the LMBP...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*interlude* Thanks, Cobalt! I just gotta say I'm having more fun here than I've ever had before. You guys are totally wacky, and I mean it in a good way *end interlude*
...and the albino midgets began eating up the Super-Vegetables that the Thyme Trapper had summoned! Which was really lucky, since they were just about to destroy a whole bunch of buildings which just happened to be sensitive parts of the male members' anatomy. Unfortunately, evil super vegetables don't taste very good, and the midgets began barfing all over the place!
Just then, the ghost-which-was-not-really-a-ghost-of-Imelda Marcos showed up with the Abu Sayyaf, and tried to make the volcano Mount Pinatubo blow up so they could take over the Philippines by firing at it repeatedly. Unfortunately, since the volcano was really a horrible wart, it blew wart-juice all-over the place, and when combined witn the midget barf, it caused...
[ October 31, 2003, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*Ok, I think I'm going to start wrapping this storyline up little by little. After all, this all happened at least a month ago in LMB continuity *
The Evil LMBers were unleashed upon the universe! Lard Lord and Eyrk Prime began destroying all in their paths, as Space Hawk Tart and Shark Lad went the other way. Evil Lucien Lad and Kylie Minogue now began to put their own plans in motion with the Brads.
And watching on was the evil mastermind, with his two new hands of doom, the Thyme Trapper and Dancing Queen.
The LMBP Spectre had had enough. After all, she had become the main force for good now, since the majority of the LMBers were the Phillipines!!! She quickly summoned Iron Rat, Faraway Lad, Dev-Em, Cobalt Kid, Invisible Brainiac, and Space Ranger, the only remaining LMBers that weren't hurt, evil or a country. Cobalt Kid and Space Ranger were to take out Space Tart and Shark Lad (although the LMB Spectre felt that Cobalt should learn of Spacey himself, not through her). Dev-Em and Iron Rat were to take out Eryk Prime and Lard Lord, and Invisible Brainiac and Faraway Lad were to attempt to win back Lucien to the side of good. The LMBP Spectre herself now new that the Mastermind behind it all must be stopped on her own terms. The Albino Midgits explained a lot, though not many could make the connection. After all, the mastermind had summoned an army of albino midgits to do her bidding...
She dissapeared, knowing how to deal with that...
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Eyrk Prime and Lard Lord continuing their rampage, as Dev-Em and Iron Rat approached. The Spectre had teleported them there. As the approached, Lard Lord noticed Dev, and the two titanic LMBers prepared to battle...
[ November 11, 2003, 11:12 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Bevis on :
*interlude*
Oh, alright then, time to reveal who the bad guy is. Gonna be fun trying to explain how the albino midgets fit in. The cute fluffy kittens *was* a clue though.
*end interlude*
The LMBP Spectre had finally been able to discover who the master villain was, who had been pulling the strings all along. Using all her powers she twisted the fabric of the Universe and managed to extract TBWUP, Princess Crujectra and Icefire from the Phillipines (which led to mass flooding and all sorts of stuff like that, but the LMBP could deal with that later assuming, of course, that there was a world left to save anyway). Then she transported herself and the three LMBPers to the mysterious lair of the uber-villain.
The air was damp and shadows flitted across the walls and the high vaulted ceiling of the chamber in which they stood. Faint whispers met their ears and a shiver ran down each of their spines. An aura of deep foreboding filled them coupled with a sense of creeping dread.
Right in the centre of the chamber a raised platform stood before them. A vast staircase led up the front of it to the throne, opulent but in deep shadow. The figure enthroned there before them shifted and suddenly a shaft of light illuminated his face (yes, his. The whole gender thing will have to be resolved elsewhere. ).
Princess Crujectra gasped
"How could you?" she cried, "I know half the LMBP have gone and been evil and stuff but I'm still shocked. I mean you of all people. *sob*"
Icefire and TBWUP looked at each other, a look of horror on both their faces. Then in unison they turned to the figure and uttered his name.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * (Theis is a dramatic pause. Did you notice?) * * * * * * *
"Beagle Boy!!!!!"
Up on his throne (no crude jokes please) Beagle Boy stared back down at the four LMBPers. Finally he spoke. His voice was low and husky, almost unrecognisable. He didn't sound like himself.
"No," he said, "Not Beagle Boy. This puny human is merely my way of speaking directly to you. You humans are too simple, too low on the evolutionary chain to understand me normally so I have taken over this human to be able to reveal my plan. You see, the big bad you're all desperatly seeking is not beagz, it is I * * * * * * * * * * (Oh come on, surely you've guessed by now?) * * * * * Piddlin' Pup!!!!!!! Bwaaahaaahaahhhaaaaa. Woof."
Posted by SharkLad on :
*interlude*
Gasp!
*End Interlude*
Posted by Bevis on :
*interlude*
I thought so too. It was the reappearance of Blok The Rock as a baddie in the previous tag team that inspired it. Plus I like the idea of the sixth member of the anti-LMBP being ... well, Piddlin Pup. Of course chances are he's actually an evil future version or an alternate universe version rather than the real one. Of course that then begs the question, where is *our* Pddlin' Pup? Or has he really gone evil. Dum dum DUM
*End interlude*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*interlude*
Bevis, I love it! I never guessed it could be Piddlin' Pup! Haha, what a plot twist! I'm shocked and horrified!
*end interlude*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
As the LMBP Spectre, Ultra Matt and Icefire were reeling from the knowledge of the identity of the LMB's newest villian, they found themselves staring at the horrifying scene in front of their eyes. "Oh Allen..." said Ultra Matt, sad to see his friend possessed by his lovely dog...
------------------ Dev-Em, only recently returned to the LMBP now, but feeling like he never left, joined Iron Rat as they prepared to take out Eyrk Prime and Lard Lord, two very powerful LMBers that they definately did not want to fight. The two were terrorizing the country side, and since this seemed to have no purpose at all, they were satisfied to think that this may be the result of some form of mind control.
Up ahead they saw them, and Dev moved super-fast, hitting Eyrk Prime in a full tackle and taking him away. Now, Lard Lord focused on Iron Rat and the two very powerful LMBers got ready to match magic vs. Lardforce.
Dev flew with Eyrk Prime, when Eyrk suddenly yelled "Dev! Stop it! It's me, Eyrk!" Dev looked at him quizzically. "EDE?" "What's an LMB Sinister Six without at least one traitor? Beagz was never able to get ahold of my evil side, I've been faking all along. I was trying to figure out a way to stop Lardy, so I brought him to the country-side. I'm not Eyrk Prime anymore!" Dev looked at him, and thought for a minute. When the LMBP had defeated Eyrk Prime, a videotape of it had shown EDE smiling after, something Dev had always feared, because it could mean that it was all a ruse. If EDE was unaffected by the mastermind, maybe it was because the Eyrk Prime personality had never left and had no need to re-emerge? Things were moving too fast to worry about that now though. EDE was genuinely not evil, and he could help Dev and Stu defeat Lardy.
As the two LMBers raced back, they saw Iron Rat unleashing Magic spells as Lardy fought back with bursts of Lard Force. "He' definatly being mind-controlled" said Eyrk, "while he's walked a fine line near his dark-side often enough, he's never actually crossed over"
*Editor's note- although if you read "5 years later", you'd know he will one day !*
Dev thought hard and smiled. "Help Stu, I've got a plan..." Dev raced into a town, bought an old shotgun and flew back out. "Lard Lad!" As Lardy turned, Dev shot Lardy in the face! "That was your plan?!!" yelled EDE "Shoot Lardy in the face with a shotgun?!" "No, I think I get it" said Iron Rat, "Lardy has shown a darker side before, using the shotgun to kill Psychotic Beaver. Maybe this will jumble up those memories and the guilt he may have felt for it. Maybe this will boggle his mind up enough for him to regain his senses. Once he does, he'll be able to use his Lard Force to heal himself."
The three LMBers stood on, waiting to see if their friend could survive...
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Meanwhile, back at...
*Hey, could you guys leave the Spacey part for me? I have a few things to write about Cobalt and Space Tart! Thanks!*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Meanwhile, Cobalt Kid and Space Ranger arrived at their own destination, and found a shocking sight: Shark Lad evil again, and Space Tart back from the dead on a rampage. Cobalt was in shock and speechless. He had just went through this earlier, believing that his dead wife was alive, only to learn it was the LMBP Spectre. Now, he saw Spacey again up close, and it hurt more than ever. If old wounds had been reopened, now they were just having salt poured on them. Before Cobalt could say anything, Shark Lad ferociously attacked!
Knocking him off-balance while he was distracted, Shark Lad pushed Cobalt to the side and turned to Space Ranger. The mighty LMBPer met him head on and the two powerhouses battled mightily. Punches thundered between the two, and one could tell this fight would not be a quick one. As the moved along fighting, the dust cleared away and Space Hawk Tart and Cobalt came face to face. She had a glimmer of menace in her eye, and while Cobalt recognized the beautiful body, he knew it wasn't her in there. Trying to reason with her to see if really was here, he begged her to stop...
"Spacey, please, it's me. It's been so long, I've missed you so much..."
She just laughed and knocked him to the side with inhuman strength! Wings sprouted out of her back suddenly, and she appeared to be growing. Colors and smells erupted around Cobalt, and for a second he thought he was having a familiar nightmare that he thought was long over. However, that was not the case, for Space Tart was using her phermones to cause him distress*
(*interested in what he's referring to? Check out the tale of Dr. Albert Hoffman!*)
Cobalt fell to the ground, as Space Tart hovered over him. He couldn't look at her, he couldn't hurt her. No matter what she was trying to do. She prepared to smash his face with a horrific blow.
Suddenly, Shark Lad smashed into her, nailing her back! "Hold on Cobie, it's not what you think! SP got me away far enough, so I'm no longer over her control! I wasn't evil again, just under the control of the mastermind and this thing!"
"this thing? What do you mean? Is it Spacey?"
"I'm afraid not CK," replied Space Ranger joining them to nail Space Tart. "But you would recognize it. It's the avatar. Formerly the Shark Avatar, now the Hawk Avatar. No matter how many times we defeat it, it'll be reborn. The mastermind must have helped push it along to rebirth..."
Cobalt knew it well. Only months ago on the assault on Thora, the Shark Avatar had attacked them. Sadly, this was another of Cobalt's children, all of whom were destined to be evil conquerers, monsters or robots. This was the child he had with Thora. Now, it had take the form of Space Tart to hurt him, since it blamed Cobalt for it's hideous form. The Avatar, a hidous monster constanly being reborn...just another reason to remind Cobalt that Spacey was still dead. He sat back for a minute sill in shock. Twice now he thought Spacey might be alive again only to have his hopes crushed. Would he ever truly be free of wishing she'd come back?*
*(Curious? Possibly coming soon: LMBP, the Search for Space Tart! More on that later, PM me if you want in though, I'll let you know!)*
Shark Lad and Space Ranger battled the Avatar, glad that it was still newly too reborn and wasn't as strong as it normally could grow to be. It fought on, still silent since it had not grown the energy to speak yet. Finally, Cobalt joined them, unleashing his magnetic force to hold the beast down. SP and Sharky pounded it until it gave in, although in the end, it suddenly teleported away. For some reason it hated Shark Lad (and Furball), along with Cobalt, so they knew it would be back...
They all stood silent, Shark Lad and Space Ranger letting Cobalt deal with his emotions towards Spacey on his own terms.
SP wondered how the other groups were fearing and where the LMBP Spectre was...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Meanwhile, cut fluffy kittens began multiplyng throughout the world. They grew in size as well, and for each fluffy kitty, there was an albino midget with a large Rob Liefield gun in his hand, riding the kitty like a war-steed. Riding now with a vengeance the kittens and midgits wreaked havoc on the universe...
Posted by SharkLad on :
"There's only one thing I can do," declared SharkLad, "I must eat all of the albinos and kittens!"
"Sharkie," questioned Cobie, "Are you sure you can handle that?"
"I must ... for the good of the universe," said SharkLad solemnly.
"Vaya con dios, tiburon!" saluted the LMBPers.
"Um, why are you guys speaking Spanish?" asked a puzzled SharkLad as he prepared to leave.
Posted by the Yellow Kid on :
*flush* Whew - don't go in there for a while. Know what I mean?
Man, you guys make a lot of noise. Can't a Legionnaire even read the morning's Newsfaxpaper in peace?
Something happen while I was in the bathroom?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yay, Yellow Kid is back! Alright Arthur, good to see you, we've been waiting for you to post! Hop right into one of these tag threads, or go on over to the Mission Monitor Board Section for the usual LMBP craziness!
We missed you! Hope everything is going well! We had a thread dedicated just for you on the Mission Monitor Board, it's probably in one of the back pages...
Posted by the Yellow Kid on :
Yay! My very own thread? Gosh, you really really DO like me! *sniff*
So like, is my power to smell evil going to be any good on this particular mission or do we have to use a plot device to prove that the LMBP is all about teamwork and NOT individual powers?
"I smell EVIL!"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
All about team work? I always thought the LMBP was really latin for "Cobalt Kid and his supporting cast". Smelling evil is always useful! Welcome back Arthur!
Posted by the Yellow Kid on :
Thanks Cobie! This time I've left the Primary Color Gang at home in Britonopolis guarding the credit cards and the fashionable clothing shops.
OMG! What have I done?!!?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
"Why are you speaking Spanish?" asked Shark Lad as he prepared to leave to eat all of the kittens and midgets. By then though, their language had changed to ancient Phoenician, and was rapidly moving to Eastern Indonesian! The LMBers knew that they had to hurry up!
First, they had to stop the kittens and midgits, then return Dark Lucien Lad back to the side of good, turn the LMBP back into the LMBP rather than the Phillipines, and then attack the nemesis (Piddlin' Pup, though they didn't know that yet!)
Meanwhile, the Spectre, Icefyre and Ultra Matt looked on in horror and Beagle Boy and Piddlin' Pup...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...meanwhile, Dark Lucien Lad, his army of Brads and Kylie Minogue had they're own dark plans! Faraway Lad and Invisible Brainiac had infiltrated his castle (and it was a castle, not some boring fascist headquarters like most LMBP villians), and were attempting to figure out a way to defeat the powerful LMBPer. "Help is on the way" said Faraway's LMBP text message surver that now existed in every LMBPers ultra cool and hip new contacts that come free of charge to all full-time LMBPers! Faraway was glad help was on the way, since Lucien had grown sick of the continual reruns of "I love the 80's" on VH1 and decided to destroy half of the world's population in response.
Eryk Davis Ester, Dev-Em and Iron Rat looked down at Lard Lad, who had just suffered a shotgun shot to the head. Suddenly however, the Lard force began to work it's magic, and the LMBP powerhouse began to pull himself back together! A rather obese girl walking by suddenly became slim and trim and an absolute knock-out, as Lardy pulled the fat from her body! "Alright guys, I'm back!" he yelled, as the lardforce allowed him to heal himself after the bullet to the head. "You were right guys, as soon as I felt the shotgun to the head, it reminded me of how I came close to going over the edge last time when I killed Psychotic Beaver! It let me snap out of it! And whoa, who's that hottie?!" he yelled, as he saw the nubile young petite co-ed in front of him. The formerly obese girl cooed at the LMBP, but the others had to hold him back!
"Alright," said Dev. "The Spectre hasn't gotten back to us and I'm worried. Cobalt said he and Space Ranger are on their way over here, and then we can go help Faraway and Invisible Brainiac. This sounds good, but we need to get our friends to stop being the Phillipines, and it's time to take matters into our own hands. While the rest of you rendevous (sp?) with Cobalt and SP to join Far and Invis B, I'm going after Turns You Into a Country Fred and making the LMBPers be human again!"
EDE and Iron Rat tried to interject, but Lardy stopped them. He knew Dev for longer, and since Dev hadn't been around in awhile, they might not know him that well. Dev was not only a powerhouse in the LMBP, but a man of determination and character. He never gave up, ever, period. If he intended to make Turns You Into a Country Fred turn the LMBP back, he was going to. After all, he was back now, and his return to the LMBP meant a return to Dev taking matters into his own hands and getting the job done.
Dev went his own way, as Shark Lad had done to eat all the kittens and albino midgits. The others went to join Far and Invisible Brainiac, but all were anxiously awaiting to hear from the LMBP Spectre.
Meanwhile, the Spectre, Princess Crujectra, Ultra Matt and Icefyre looked on in horror as Piddlin Pup stood before them...
Posted by Bevis on :
*bump so we can finish this, but I need to read it all before posting more*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*same here...I'll try to reread soon and then we can get to it!*
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