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I'm BORED Cham. Bored to TEARS! At least this VXXNIARADE (note: I am not making this up!) still packs a little kick! *gulp!*
Fer real! If I have much more of this I won't be held responsible for what I do to you, Val! *tee hee!* Ya wanna another toke of my space-roach?
AAAYYYYYYYY!
WHAT the--! I thought Tyroc LEFT the team!
That scream came from DREAM GIRL's room! Cool, another chance to see her in a skimpy negligee!
the duo enter Nura's room
Nuts! She's in one of her grandma's gowns!
Oh, Val, Cham, I just had one of my dreams. It was POWERFUL... it was SO REAL! I saw the 3 of us about to be involved in one of the most ridiculous stories ever told! *choke!* It was horrible!
There there, get a GRIP on yourself, Dreamy! Let me hold you in my strong virile arms while you collect your womanly emotions. Us strong tough GUYS will handle everything, don't you worry!
It's a SUBWAY car-- late 20th century! Whoever sent this thing WANTS us to go in!
once inside
Willikers! It's as if someone took bits & peices of POP CULTURE from every time period ever recorded in the galaxy, ate them and then defecated them!
Ah, my dear friends. My dear DEAR friends! It is so good to see you again! So good to be reunited with the 3 who have shared SO MUCH with me through the centuries! But you look confused, dear ones-- so LOST! Don't you recognize the face of your oldest companion, DR. MAYAVALE? Perhaps my new honky-afro makes me look different? What are you talking about?
Once I was a member of a cult of bald hippies until I sniffed magic-space-glue vapors! And SCREAMED! In that instant, the knowledge of 50,000 LIFETIMES flooded my brain! I remember EVERY detail of EVERY incarnation I've been through! Now you'll see what this has to do with YOU three!
I just picked up that issue recently... Its no wonder the 250s-270s aren't looked fondly upon.
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Do not attempt to MOVE, old friends! The gas you inhaled allows me to recondition your FRAGILE MINDS. You are my PUPPETS but even puppets deserve answers! We have shared MANY incarnations-- each of you has BETRAYED ME in a past life! I must set those karmic injustices ARIGHT!
You, Chameleon Boy, were not ALWAYS thus! Once you were BLACK EAGLE-- you were a CHEROKEE-- and I was your chief! You killed my dog for piddling on your TEEPEE! But I will CHANGE that, Black Eagle-- You will perish MISERABLY and ALONE!
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I am JULIUS CEASER and YOU Karate Kid are Brutus, my most beloved companion and male concubine! But what's THIS-- you turn on me, attempt to kill me? But now I PARRY the swordthrust of reality-- employ karmic RIPOSTE! The true evil is BRUTUS! He is Rome's most PERNICIOUS foe AND FOR THAT HE MUST DIE!!!! (!!!)
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I was John Alvarez- detective on the New York Police Department! You, Dream Girl, were Carol Dumblondeski-- we were deeply in love! We used to enrage the neighbors with the noises of our torrid sexual depravities!! But you didn't REALLY love me! You were setting me up for your boyfriend BIG LARRY DICKLER! I was investigating him and ready to bust his DRUG RING and for some reason he wanted me OUT of the WAY! But THIS time we EVEN the score!
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We're LEGIONNAIRES, dumbass! We kicked butt, took names, and walked OUT of your stupid traps!
Oh, Val, Cham! I knew you would come rescue me 'cause I'm just a girl!
My dear girl-- these 2 need rescuers of their own!
Doc M zaps Cham & Val, and Nura senses they are dying and TOTALLY wigs out!
YOU FILTHY SLIME!!! YOU DEPRAVED DISGUSTING ANIMAL!!! *smack!* *pop!* *hurl!* *whammo!*
There are moments when useless females show that they can sometimes be good for something other than making babies and nagging. THIS is one such moment!
JEEPERS, Nura-- you were spectacular-- for a useless female!
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You have GROWN, Dream Girl. That surprised me. There is much more I need to learn-- I take my leave of you now to sniff more space-glue! But rest assured, old friends-- DOCTOR MAYAVALE WILL RETURN unless this continuity is completely whited out in some sort of horrible crossover!
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MLLASH, while I have heard you tell my story throughout many lifetimes, you have truly outdone yourself in this incarnation. Truly have the sacred powers of the Ilidzed blessed you with the gifts of Xancodaxu!
-------------------- I LIKE IKE!!
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I'm BORED Cham. Bored to TEARS! At least this VXXNIARADE (note: I am not making this up!) still packs a little kick! *gulp!*![[ChameleonBoy]](graemlins/ChameleonBoy.gif)
Fer real! If I have much more of this I won't be held responsible for what I do to you, Val! *tee hee!* Ya wanna another toke of my space-roach?![[DreamGirl]](graemlins/DreamGirl.gif)
Oh, Val, Cham, I just had one of my dreams. It was POWERFUL... it was SO REAL! I saw the 3 of us about to be involved in one of the most ridiculous stories ever told!
![[Doctor Mayavale]](graemlins/DoctorMayavale.gif)
Ah, my dear friends. My dear DEAR friends! It is so good to see you again! So good to be reunited with the 3 who have shared SO MUCH with me through the centuries! But you look confused, dear ones-- so LOST! Don't you recognize the face of your oldest companion, DR. MAYAVALE? Perhaps my new honky-afro makes me look different? 
