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Author Topic: MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!!! Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 Tenz and Taryn run into Shirley on their way out. Tenz: Hey, Shirley! Be a dear and go check on my mom's feet, will ya? Shirley: Well, I... Tenz: Thanks, babe! Panel 2 Taryn: So... you think Lester will want to rub your feet when he gets home? Tenz: What do you mean? Taryn: Oh... nothing. Panel 3 Tenz: Huh? Taryn: You don't have a clue, do you? Panel 4 Tenz: About what? Taryn: Oh, it's just Lester's really... um... likes you. Panel 5 Tenz: Yeah... I think he kind of looks up to me! Like a big brother or something. It's only him and the sister back home, you know. And it's about time I had a little brother who shows me the respect I deserve, instead of that brat Renkil! Panel 6 Taryn: Uh... yeah. And speaking of your "little brother"... there he comes now... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 Lester: So. THERE you are. With... with her. Panel 2 Taryn: "Her"? The name's Taryn, Lester, remember? Tenzil: I thought your last name was Loy, not Lester! Taryn: *sigh!!* Panel 3 Lester: (all dramatic-ey) *CHOKE!!* Tenzil, I'm SOOOOO bored! If something exciting doesn't happen soon, I swear I'm gonna claw my eyeballs out! Panel 4 (very large & loud explosion) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 11 Panel 1 Cut to news report Reporter: Thanks, Kletzel. A series of explosions broke out in downtown Bismopolis today after a "Boom-Boom Beast" escaped from the Capitol Petting Zoo. Panel 2 (shows picture of "Boom-Boom" Beast Reporter caption: Boom-Boom beasts are, of course, so-called for their ability to generate spontaneous explosions. Panel 3 Reporter caption: The shots you are seeing are from cameras filming the popular "Kem Family and Friends" reality show, starring Senator Tenzil Kem. Panel 4 Reporter caption: Kem and his friends jewelry heir Lester Spiffany and Taryn Loy, daughter of famed scientist Maervyn Loy, happened to be in the vicinity of one of the first explosions. Panel 5 RC: The problem was quickly contained, due to Senator Kem's quick thinking. Panel 6 RC: It's not completely clear what happened, but sources say Kem employed a mini-stasis field generator, apparently of a sort used by Taryn Loy's father while experimenting on animal subjects. Panel 7 RC: Some may remember the protests a few years back over Dr. Loy's controversial experments on parakats. Panel 8 RC: Fortunately, no one was hurt in today's explosions, thinks to Senator Kem's preparedness and quick action. Panel 9 RC: I think the citizens of Bismopolis will agree, it's a damn fine thing we've got a great man like him in the Senate. Back to you, Kletzel. [ January 22, 2004, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Sketch Lad Advisor posted                       -------------------- STARSEARCHERS WEBCOMIC Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       DEAN!!!! I'm swooning here!!! That's a beautiful cover! (EDE, I'll do page 12 tomorrow-- I'm off for birthday karaoke tonight! Loved your handling of the explosion, BTW!) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       That's pretty groovy, Dean! I love how you've got Taryn and Lester looking at each other suspisciously! (And Lash... Happy Birthday!) From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       DC, give these guys jobs already! -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Yeah DC! Give us jobs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 Caption: Meanwhile, back on Tartarus*... (*Confess-- you thought we had forgotten, didn't you!) Evillo: Step forth, woman! Step forth and tell your Prince why he should allow you to join his elite guard, his Devil's Dozen! Panel 2 Applicant: Watch, Prince Evillo-- as I blast your zombie manservant with the power only I possess! Panel 3 (shows zombie manservant with spaced-out expression, spouting gibberish) Panel 4 Evillo: What have you done to him? Panel 5 Applicant: He has tasted my mind-altering power! The power of... Lotus Fruit Lass! Panel 6 Evillo: Quite an improvement in his personality. You may stay, Lotus Fruit Lass... for now. NEXT!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 13 Panel 1 Brittle Boy: I, Brittle Boy, am gifted with the power to break my body into tiny bits and then reconstitute myself! Panel 2 Brittle Boy: See how I easily fall apart when your Zombie guard punches me? Panel 3 (Brittle Boy lies in a pile on the floor) Panel 4 (Evillo and everyone else continues to stare at the pile.) Evillo: Well? Panel 5 Evillo: Shirley! Clean this mess up! Panel 6 (Shirley, the zombie maid, sweep up Brittle Boy.) Evillo: NEXT! [ January 23, 2004, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 Panel 1 Nudelad: I, Nudelad, possess the uncanny power to disentegrate fabric! (zaps Evillo, who is now on his throne nude-- covered by a strategically placed something-or-other) Panel 2 Evillo: **GRRRRRRR!** random applicant: Oh NO! The HORNS! The HORNS!! Panel 3 (Evillo zaps Nudelad into the Realm of Darkness) Panel 4 Evillo: MORONS! CRETINS! JACKANINNYS! I certainly hope you waste no MORE of my time!! NEXT! (Shirley gives him new royal robe) Panel 5 applicant: Uh.... I'm Kid Powerless... Panel 6 Evillo: **GRRRRRR!** (horns begin to glow again) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 15 Panel 1 Tenzil, Lester, and Taryn sit in a coffee shop. It's raining outside. Tenzil: Okay. So we used your dad's stasis device thingie to stop the escaped animal this afternoon. But now we've got nothing to catch the creepy assassin guy when he strikes again! Taryn: We'll think of something. Lester: I... I couldn't stand it if something happened to you, Tenzil! Panel 2 (A shadowy figure can be seen in the background pulling his gun out of his cloak) Tenzil: Thanks, Lester! But I'm sure everything will be okay! Panel 3 Taryn: Tenz! (Taryn leaps as shadowy figure fire his gun) Panel 4 (Taryn pushes Tenz out of the way as the shot hits her) Panel 5 (shadowy figure starts to flee) Lester: Oh, no you don't! Panel 6 (Lester pulls out bag of coins, and throws them on the floor) Panel 7 (Patrons of the coffee shop, including the "shadowy figure", scramble for the coins on the floor) From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 17 Panel 1 (Shows the assassin dude being tripped up in the mad melee to grab up the gold coins) Panel 2 Tenzil: GOTCHA!! Now to see who you are-- NO! Not-- YOU!! *gasp!* Panel 3 Lester: *gasp!* Panel 4 Coffee shop patrons: *gasp!!* Panel 5 Taryn: (lying on floor bleeding) *gasp!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 18 Panel 1 Tenzil: Shirley!! Panel 2 Shirley: Now that you've caught me... I must surely die... Panel 3 Tenzil: You won't die, Shirley! Shirley: But surely I will... for I have already activated the poisoned capsule hidden in my dental cavity. Better to die now than be banished to the Realm of Darkness! Panel 4 Tenzil: "Realm of Darkness!" Whatchu talkin' about Shirley? Panel 5 Shirley: Now that I am dying, I might as well reveal all... you have been targeted by Prince Evillo! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 19 Panel 1 Tenzil: Prince Evillo? Who's that? Shirley: *death rattle* Panel 2 Lester: Well, I guess now we'll never know...! Panel 3 Taryn: EXCUSE me! Injured woman over here! If you goofballs will help me to the Med-Center, I'll fill you in on Evillo... Dad's done some experiments for him in the past! Panel 4 caption: Shortly, at the Med-Center... Orderly: Injured Bismollian female! Remove her clothing and stick her in the Med-Probulatrix! Taryn: Really, I'd rather stay clothed... Panel 5 Orderly: Nudify her at once! Tenzil: Kewl!! Lester: Gross! Taryn: *sigh!!* [ January 24, 2004, 01:55 AM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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