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Topic: LEGION STORIES re-told in all-smiley form
MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 06:07 PM
3 MORE! All MALE! I'll pin this one to the wall by his armor-- magnetically! BASH!! W're helpless! Can't raise a hand against her! Good work, Charma! Hold them while I bind them ALL! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 06:11 PM
THE MONITOR ROOM They have 5 of us now! From what I've seen, there's only ONE way to beat them! THROOOOMB! CHARMA! A steel wall-- SEPARATING us! Right on! Guys on THIS side and girl-to-girl on the other! PUNCH!! EEEEEEE!TIMBER WOLF SMASHES THROUGH THE STEEL WALL BASH! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 06:17 PM
Titanium shackles held him before and they will AGAIN! This witch HURT me! I hope he KILLED her! **KICK!!** LOOK, Brande-- your mighty Legionnaires! You captured them? I'll pay the 100 Million! The price has gone UP! Now it'll cost you a cool TRILLION dollars! I won't sell. This is my greatest achievement! I want to keep them as trophies! I won't sell them even for YOU, Charma! Got to bring Grimbor to his senses! I'll kill one of his "trophies" then threaten to destroy the rest unless he relents! YOU, Light Lass, are about to become an EXAMPLE!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 06:22 PM
They couldn't see me hiding at microscopic size, but it's time to show myself! BASH! I can't free my friends and I cant beat Grimbor alone! But I can mop up this room with YOU! And I know that won't sit too well with the guys! GRRRRRRRRRR...!!!! They broke free! Coming right for me! Must time this right or I'm DEAD! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 06:29 PM
NOW!!AS VIOLET SHRINKS OUT OF THE WAY, THE GUYS SMASH INTO THE NEXT ROOM, KNOCKING GRIMBOR UNCONSCIOUS! The Legionnaires! Violet? It's all over but all of you stay out there in case Charma comes to!LATER Grimbor's at Science Police HQ. Violet cuffed Charma with shackles in Grimbor's bag that nullified her power! Apparently, once he helped her capture us, he was going to make her a prisoner of his love. He wanted to make sure she'd never escape! !! Sob !! THE END!!!!!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Lightning Lad
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posted December 08, 2003 06:44 PM
Yay Lash! Great job!
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MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 08:02 PM
Okay, per Reep's suggestion, here's a quickie I threw together, hope you enjoy! Popping Planets!!! MORDRU'S on the rampage! And only 3 of us to face him with everyone else off on a mission to Dimension-Z67! He's busting IN!!!! Legionnaire FOOLS!!!! NOW YOU DIE! Face the future-foretelling fury of DREAM GIRL, Mordru! ZAP!>>>> >>>> -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 08, 2003 08:10 PM
Sirius on a stick! He's transformed Nura into some sort of monstrous abomination! Thanks a LOT, Thom! How will we stop him? HERE'S how! Not even MORDRU can resist these delicious HOSTESS FRUIT PIES! NoooOOOooo! My other weakness! I'm a slave to their flaky crust and delicious fruit innards! Must use my power to make things super-heavy to bury Mordru! *munch!* I don't even care as long as I have these fantastic HOSTESS brand FRUIT PIES! *munch!* So, Violet... whatcha doing later? *choke!!*THE FRUIT-FILLED END! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted December 09, 2003 08:27 PM
The Hostess story's brilliant, Lash, but on to !
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted December 09, 2003 08:40 PM
[ December 09, 2003, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
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MLLASH
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posted December 09, 2003 08:58 PM
AND NOW-- LSH # 112-- BOUND TOGETHER (a la Lash!) *tee hee!* It's so nice to get away together like this! Yes, it is! You're practically my best girlfriend! I... I am? I don't like this, Triad. I mean, I like being with YOU, but this ship is scary and cold even in our transuits. Don't be such a WUSS, hon! ShriEEEEk! WHAT are those!?! BUGS! Eating through the hull! Ferro! They're attracted to your metal girlish body! QUICK! Change back to flesh! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 09, 2003 09:02 PM
We have to secure our cargo! Containment rifle READY! Then brace yourself for-- THE PLAGUE! SWEET FREEDOM! Not yet, Howl! How do we keep or freedom, Gronk? We KILL, Murdermaton! THAT IS THE WAY OF THE PLAGUE! Oh shut UP! You're scaring me, you brutes! Where are you TAKING us? Is the ship in trouble? [ December 09, 2003, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted December 09, 2003 09:08 PM
We've gotta fly through the swarm to escape! SWARM?! AHHHHHHR!!! They're BITING!! HELP me!!! GET THEM OFF ME! GET THEM OFFFFF! Triad, you almost killed him! *wail!* I hate to see you mad at yourself! Ferro... you're so sweet, you always know JUST what to say! We'll think of some way to escape. Oh RIGHT. WE will. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Cobalt Kid
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posted December 09, 2003 09:09 PM
Cool! Nice job Lash, especially the Hostess Pies story!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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MLLASH
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posted December 09, 2003 09:16 PM
*gasp!* What does THAT mean? *choke* We heard what Purple said. It came out mean but I don't think she meant... OHGODOHGODOHGOD ARRRRGH!!!!!!! Oh dear! What's the matter? Your BONDS have jammed her nervous system, you MONSTER! You're KILLING HIM! I'm SORRY! I'll adjust the setting to... **UUUUURRGGGH!** HA! He was really stupid, wasn't he, master? Shut up, cretin! Let's get OFF this scow! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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