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Author Topic: LEGION STORIES re-told in all-smiley form Harbinger Advisor posted                        Lasher, you rawk! -------------------- "Tempus Fugitive" the final part of the Adventures of Dream Boy series, set in the Three-Boot Universe. Read it only in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum. From: here, more often than not | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       All-Smiley Theatre present S/LSH 215 THE HERO WHO WOULDN'T FIGHT Unnnh!! You STUPID Legion SPY! I screen my recruits FAR more carefully than you suspected! My all-powerful MYSTIC EYE penetrated your disguise and it will also pry from your mind the reason you are here! The Legion heard a criminal army was being formed here! Put him in one of my SPECIAL cells! His allies are probably nearby, awaiting a signal... and they will get it when WE'RE ready! Take his flight ring! [ December 08, 2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Here it is! The signal from the surface we were waiting for! Let's MOVE OUT! HOLD IT! Not YOU, Cosmic Boy! Don't you remember you're WORTHLESS today?: Man the ship, Coz! This is a routine raid! You won't be needed! [ December 08, 2003, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       THE GANG BEAMS DOWN OLD-SCHOOL STAR TREK STYLE, LEAVING COZ ALONE. BUT SUDDENLY... Light Lass! Beaming back! It was... a TRAP! I barely... escaped...! *gasp!* It was horrible! An ambush! All the others blasted by rays! I was in the center and had an extra split-second to activate the transporter! You've got to SAVE them Coz, before they're SLAUGHTERED! I... I can't! This is a sacred day for the people of BRAAL. Each year on this day we are forbidden to use our magnetic powers! You mean-- you're going to let them DIE? For some stupid TRADITION, you're dooming 6 Legionnaires... for your precious HONOR? Your friends are down there! *sob!!* And my BROTHER! But YOU'RE safe here with your sacred... SHUT UP!!! ***SMACK!*** -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       I-- I can't use my powers but I'll fight and die a Legionnaire! He's transposrting down-- he's gonna fight with his bare hands! He'll be killed too! *SOB!* It's my fault-- I goaded him into suicide! SOON, ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE It was easy to slip in here thanks to my flight ring! The prison chamber must be behind that heavy door! SECONDS LATER... LOOK! Cosmic Boy's come to rescue us! COZ! These cells drain our powers! But YOU can shatter them from the outside! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       HURRY COZ! Throw that qudrostat with your magnetic powers! Too heavy to lift! Only one thing I can do...! He DID it! He made a hole I can crawl through! FIRE the shock shells at them! COZ!!! The OTHERS need you...! **ArrrrGGGgh!!* He let it t him-- to save my life! COSMIC BOY paid for our freedom with his life! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Our powers are back! Let's TAKE 'em! CHARGE!!!! You and your eye better not move or I'll zap you into next week! Cos looks bad-- he's dying! WHY did he let it hit him? He could have saved himself with a magnetic shield! Yes... he'd already used his powers to spring us! WRONG! He didn't use his power! His flight ring was in the remains of the quadrostat! He put his ring INSIDE it and made it shatter the cage! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Ultra Boy, you're acting leader. DO something! Empress! Can your Emerald Eye save him? Of course! The eye can do ANYTHING-- IF I am free to control it! Alright then... your freedom for his life! Make him well, then you can leave! NO! You will release me first or watch him die! Actually, I'M rather enjoying it! Don't trust her, Ultra Boy! She won't help Coz! If I let her go she'll only escape! Or BLAST the rest of us with that evil eye! [ December 08, 2003, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       You HEARD ME! LET HER GO!!! FREEEEeeeeeeeee*** She's doing a FADE-OUT! Look! Coz is coming around! *gasp!* She DID it! Kept her bargain! I never would've BELIEVED...! I didn't think she would understand why a man would face death for honor's sake... but I was hoping even SHE might respect courage that great! THE END!!!!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       And now... ALL-SMILEY THEATRE presents S/LSH 221 THE TRILLION-DOLLAR TROPHIES Who knows WHAT we're up against, Superboy? Probably just vandals! We can handle them easily! Only 2 answered the call, Grimbor! I can see, Charma. They'll do! Let's split up and search! PLEASE don't hurt me! SMACK!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       MORNING AT RJ BRANDE'S OFFICE 2 Legionnaires missing! What could have happened to them? Set the crates down men, then leave! WHO ARE YOU? Please don't yell at me, sir! I'm terribly sorry! You'll be SORRIER if you don't accept my deal! I want 100 MILLION DOLLARS to insure the safety of the Legionnaires! PAY UP or your Legion friends DIE! I'll be in touch! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       AFTER CHARMA DEPARTS, BRANDE SUMMONE THE LSH Quick! Whoever's in those crates may be suffocating! No sweat! I can grow big enough to split 'em like eggshells! SUPERBOY! TIMBER WOLF! Oh Brin my love! What did they DO to you? Break 'em loose, Colossal Boy! If Superboy can't snap those chains, they'll be too tough for Gim! Maybe I can open them from the inside! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       They require a multi-directional expanding key! We just happen to have one-- ME! I think I've got it! The chains and locks vanished!! Maybe Supes and Wolf can fill us in! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! Can't you see he's in no condition for questions? This certainly proves she can succeed with her extortion threat! Maybe I should pay her! NO! Never! We have our pride, Mr. Brande! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       GRIMBOR'S STRONGHOLD Our future's assured, Grimbor! We'll soon have enough money to fill a DOZEN rooms this size! We don't need BRANDE'S money! I'm no mere locksmith-- but the MASTER of bondage, restraint and security in the universe! I've fettered the mighty VALIDUS! Criminals and kings have paid me fortunes! And you SPENT IT ALL! Despite your successes, you're still practically penniless! Just as I was before... hungry! Orphaned! Shut away in a girl's school that was little more than a prison! The girls all hated me! They took my few possessions-- BEAT me... STOP!!!! I can't stand to hear... Of COURSE not... NO MAN can bear to see me suffer pain. The mere thought of me being threatened enrages them. But-- I have the opposite effect on females! But when you entered the school, when you saw me, like any MAN, you were MINE! And I... I love you! but the Legionnaires are DANGEROUS foes! If you're such a craftsman, consider this a CHALLENGE! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       INSIDE LEGION HQ how easily you got us in here! HA! No place is inaccessible to ME! Stand back, Charma! I'LL take him! **POW!!** SMACK! OWWW! HELP!!! **PUNCH!!** Are you alright? The vile HAG! I should have killed her! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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