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Author Topic: MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!!! Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 21 Panel 1 *Hack and Wheez are watching the whole battle on their holo-monitor* Wheez: Hee Hee! Watch Incredible Girl cause that old guy's wheelchair to back into the other old people! Hakk: That was a great idea, letting loose those evil spirits on a bus filled with the elderly! Panel 2 Wheez: Why thanks, Hakk! I thought you were very concincing in telling the Queen it was an accident! Hakk: Hey! Look at that! Panel 3 Wheez: This is great! Now that guy who turns into plants is getting in on the action! Off-Panel Voice: I'm glad to see you two are enjoying the mayhem you've created! Panel 4 Hakk: Who? Malefico: Don't you recognize he who is responsible for your re-animated condition? Wheez: Old King Malefico! It's a pleasure to see you here! Panel 5 Hakk: So, are you here to overthrow the queen and take back control of Tartarus! Wheez: Oh, I do hope so! I love revolutions! Panel 6 Malefico: Why, no, not exactly. I'm just here to pick up a few items I need to pursue a bigger goal. Wheez: Bigger goal? Panel 7 Malefico: Yes. Soon I shall rule Bismoll! And then, the Universe! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 22 Panel 1 *smallish panel at top* off-panel voice: Sounds like you have some big plans, Malefico! Malefico: What the...! Panel 2 *large rest-of-page splash, featuring Thora, Azura, Eve and the League of SCOA with an unconscious Veilmist, looking at Malefico threateningly* Thora: Why don't you share them with us? Azura: We insist. Eve: The fool cannot hide his secrets from ME. Malefico: Curses! THE SUPER-NEXT ISSUE BLURB... OF SPACE! All heck breaks lose! Hell, too! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       YAY! We finished this issue! And in less than two months! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       We'll be much faster on the next issue... the *gasp!* FINAL issue of MATTER-EATER LAD: THE SERIES! Or... is it? Stay tuned, true believers! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       MATTER-EATER LAD # 20 PAGE 1 *splash page action/pose shot featuring the following characters standing around looking all heroic-ey and stuff: Tenzil, Taryn, Lester, Tiffany, Plant Lad, Questar, Westerner, Dezmund, Infectious Lass, Renkil Kem, Echo-Chamber Chet, Policy Pam, Spaceopoly Lad, Incredible Girl, Brittle Boy and Sugyn* in captions, along borders of picture: Welcome, gentle readers If you please To a tale full of action Romance and evil sleaze! Looking for a recap? Well, that's TS for you. You should have bought all the previous issues too! Suffice it to say That everyone in this scene Gets at least 1 line of dialogue Some even two or three. Suffering sasquatch! Jumping fishooks! Now I know you wish You had bought all the other MEL:TS books! Well, at least you made it For the big end-of-series wrapper And I bet you're reading this As you sit on the crapper. So don't get bent out of shape This ain't no time to throw a fit Just dive into the tale We could ONLY call SUPERSIZE IT! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 2 Panel 1 *Shot pulls back, and there's a lot of unconscious old people lying on the ground near where the gang is standing around looking heroic* Tenzil: Jillikers, Questar! What'd you do to them? Questar: I simply utilized my limited telepathic powers to induce positive thoughts in the mind of these poor citizens in order to drive out the evil spirits that had taken control of them. Panel 2 Taryn: Then why exactly did they all end up comatose? Questar: I, Questar, am unsure... Westerner: Well, I don't reckon it's yer fault, pardner... Panel 3 Renkil: Tenzil! Tenzil: Renkil... where've you been, bro? Mom's been worried sick about you! Renkil: Oh, it's a long story... Panel 4 Lester: I hate to interrupt this lovely family reunion, but... Renkil: Lester Spiffany?!? Is that you? Lester: Why, yes, it's me. What's that stupid grin on your face all about? Renkil: It's just... you've kind of let yourself go since the last time I saw you... Panel 5 Lester: Phah! I'd almost forgotten I'd been superfatassed! You ne'er-do-well idiot! Tenzil: Calm down, Les. I don't think Renkil meant any harm... Panel 6 *shot backs away to Drura and Incredible Girl, who are watching the scene* Incredible Girl: Are you okay? Drura: I... I'm not sure. IG: I'm sure it's got to be weird seeing the man you were engaged to marry and the man you thought you were engaged to marry together... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 3 Panel 1 Drura: I guess... I guess I really haven't dealt with all this yet. I figured... I figured I wouldn't have to. IG: "Wouldn't have to"? What do you mean? Panel 2 Tenzil: *approaching* Drura-cakes!! Drura: *gasp!* Panel 3 *Tenzil hugs Drura, Drura looks horrified* Tenzil: it's so good to see you again after so long! Drura: yeah... so long... Panel 4 *Renkil looking at Tenz & Drura, apprehensive* Panel 5 Drura: *all hesitant and stuff* So long... Panel 6 Drura: ...since I've seen you too, shades! How's that sweet Mom of yours doing? Tenzil: Ah, they're all crazy as ever! Panel 7 *Renkil looks relieved* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 4 Panel 1 caption: Elsewhere... (*a kitchen*) Wild Huntsman: Hey! Who drank the last of the milk? Apollo: It was Stick-With-A-Nail-In-It Kid! Wild Huntsman: Why, that li'l twerp! When I find him, I'll... Panel 2 Lotus-Fruit Lass: Calm down, Hunty! What's gotten into you lately? Wild Huntsman: Oh, I'm just tired of all this sittin' around waitin' for the boss to give us another caper to pull. This is almost as boring as working for Evillo was! Panel 3 Apollo: Oh, I don't know. I kind of enjoy having plenty of time to relax. I've finally gotten caught up on all my holo-soaps. Lotus-Fruit Lass: Good for you Apollo! What did you think of the last episode of "General Medicenter"? Panel 4 Apollo: Well, I... *an alarm starts buzzing* Panel 5 (The three of them rushing through a hallway) Wild Huntsman: Yeah! Finally! Some action! Panel 6 (A meeting room in which the former members of the Devil's Dozen are assembled) Stick-With-A-Nail-In-It Kid: So, what's your dad got planned for us this time, Tess? Two-Face Tess: Well, it's like this... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 5 MEL:TS EXTRA SPECIAL SPECIAL EXTRA # 1 in a series HOW TO CO-WRITE A COMIC BOOK *panels will show steps described* STEP ONE Find a co-writer with whom you are comfortable STEP TWO Begin co-writing comic book series with co-writer STEP THREE When co-writer tosses out an idea that he hasn't discussed with you yet and it throws up a massive writer's block for you, insert an inane page much like this one to stall. Westerner: And that's how to co-write a comic book, pardner! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 6 Panel 1 Tess: ...and so, that's the plan! Apollo: Wow! That's a great plan! Panel 2 LFL (singing): What a plan, what a plan, what a plan, what a very, very, very fine plan! Panel 3 Wild Huntsman: Hey, is it time to do the Devil's Dozen Diddy? SWANIIK: Oh, grife. Do you have to do it after every mission briefing? Wild Hunstman: It's a Devil's Dozen tradition! Panel 4 WH (singing): Oh we are the Devil's Dozen And you will not catch us dozin' If your brother we have chosen Or your sister or your cousin As the target of our mayhem Robbery, assault or killing If there's profit we are willing We are ready and we'll slay 'em Panel 5 WH (singing, and pointing at SWANIIK, who's outfit bears a remarkable resemblance to the preboot Invisible Kid, headband and all) Though we might dress like Lyle Norg We are much more full of spite You can check out our website It's Devil's Dozen Dot Org Panel 6 WH (singing): There you'll find all of our profiles And our... Voice from off-panel: Silence! Panel 7 (Everyone turns to see that Dr. Zan Orbal has entered the room) LFL: Dr. Orbal! Tess: Daddy! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 *everone seated at a table, eating* Tenzil: Jillikers, Drura! It sure was swell of you to invite us all to the royal palace off-panel while those subplots were given a couple of pages! Plant Lad: Huh? Drura: Oh, zish-zosh! I'm thrilled to have you all here. I have an important announcement... Panel 2 Echo-Chamber Chet: I'd like to propose a toast a toast a toast a toast a toast! Panel 3 *shot of everyone else as they collectively groan* Panel 4 Sugyn: Ah, cheer up, the lot o'ye! Let the little undead dickens say his toast. Be patient! Panel 5 Drura: But-- my announcement... Panel 6 Tiffany: *standing up, all dramatc* STOP THE PARTY!! Stop at once! I'm having a psychic prediction thingie again! Panel 7 Lester: *holding serving knife toward Questar* Be a dear, Reges. Stab me to death, won't you? Questar: Certainly not! Panel 8 Tiffany: *in a state, with hands to head* SHUT UP, all of you! Panel 9 Policy Pam: If she keeps up that attitude, she might need some supplemental health insurance. Renkil: Maybe we better listen to her. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Abin Quank Except when I'm someone else... posted                       Ummm Guys, I have to tell you something... This whole thread is, well, ummm, amazingly... Hilarious! I think, Maybe... -------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring... From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 8 Panel 1 Tiffany: Wait... I'm seeing... I'm seeing... Ohmigod! It's... DARKSEID! Panel 2 Tenzil: Jumping fishhooks! I thought he was just a legend! Taryn: Uh... Tenz... Don't you remember how Darkseid almost conquered the universe and destroyed the space-time continuum a couple months back? It was all over the holo-news. Panel 3 Tenz: Well, geez, Taryn. I'm a Senator. I make news; I don't watch it. Duh. Taryn: Oh, grife. Sometimes I wonder why I ever put up with you. Panel 4 Tenz: It's because I'm so cute, right? Taryn: Well, uh, no. Whatever do you mean? Panel 5 Tenz: Oh, come on. It's the final issue. You can admit that you've always had the hots for me Taryn: Tenz, I really don't know what you're talking about. Panel 6 Tenz: You know... like how you risked interstellar war with Thora and stuff, just because you were "worried" about me... or worried about me and Tiffany perhaps? Taryn: Why... Tenz... I... Panel 7 Plant Lad: Hey! I hate to break you two lovebirds up, but didn't you hear her? Darkseid's coming! Tiffany: No, wait... I was wrong. It's not Darkseid... it's... it's... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 *scene has shifted to reveal Eve/Saturn Queen* Eve: *mentally* That isn't Darkseid, you simple little dolt! It's Thora! Of Taltar! And if you are to be saved, you must act NOW... off-panel voice: Eve? Panel 2 Eve: *totally startled* GASP!! Panel 3 Thora: What were you up to, Eve? Eve: "Up to"? You sound a bit paranoid, Thora. Panel 4 Thora: It looked to me like you were in mental contact with someone. Eve: Nonsense. I merely had a touch of the space-vapors. I'm all better now. Panel 5 Thora: Good. Because the plan proceeds without error, and now is NOT the time for me to begin to doubt your loyalty. Eve: I believe you might have a touch of the space-vapors yourself, Thora... you talk so strangely! Panel 6 Thora: *turning away* Mmm hmm. Now, let us join the others! Eve: *concerned expression* Fine. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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