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Panel 1
Tenzil: Jeebus. Okay, let use the laces from the shoes rather than the prints, add a bit more enchanted hair, and... jeebus. I really hate to have to do this.
Panel 2
*Tenzil removes his Umbra 3000s*
Panel 3
*Tenz tosses his Umbra 3000s into the chili pot*
Panel 4
*The cauldron really begins to start smoking*
Panel 5
*Everyone starts coughing*
Panel 6
Tenzil: Okay, it should just about be ready.
Panel 7
Tenzil thoughts: Hope this worked...
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Panel 1
*Jo-Dun's posse begins sampling Tenz's chili*
Cowboy #1: Hmm... that ain't half bad!
Cowboy #2: Fer a metro-slicker, you sure can make chili!
Panel 2
*Jo-Dun pushes his posse out of the way to sample it*
Jo-Dun: Let ME try that!
Panel 3
Jo-Dun: Hmm... it's better than I expected, all right!
Cowboy #3: Still, it ain't quite up to par with yours, Jo-Dun!
Panel 4
Cowboy #2: Yup. I reckon you've done won another chili-cookoff, Jo-Dun!
Panel 5
Jo-Dun: Why, thanks, boys! Now, to string up these metro-slickers! All 'cept that cute fillie, o'course! It's our God-given duty to make sure there ain't no more inferior chili bein' made!
Cowboy #1: There ain't nothin' I love more than a good hangin'! Let's get to it right away!
Panel 6
Cowboy #2: What about them other two?
Jo-Dun: We'll have to wait to string up that yella-haired actor fella. But I hope that purdy yella-haired fillie comes back! I reckon she's gonna be more fun to break than ol' Red!
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Cowboy #3 (who's features are also changing): Jo-Dun! What's happenin' to you?
Panel 2
Jo-Dun (begins rapidly aging): Them hippies must've put some lotus fruit or somethin' in that chili! I'm feelin' funny!
Panel 3
Tenzil: Now Noyd!
*Plant Lad begins transfomring into an octopus vine!*
Panel 4
*PL snatches the force beam generaters (which Jo-Dun and his boys were using to prevent them from escaping) from the hands of the cowboys-turned-old-hags!*
Jo-Dun: Eeek!
Lester's thoughts: I am SO not finding him attractive anymore!
Panel 5
Tenzil (Now holding one of the force beam generators): Fortunately, it was a simple task to modify Granny's recipe for "fatal chili" into the recipe for "old hag chili"! You'll be stuck as old hags for two weeks! That'll learn you to mess with a Bismollian!
Panel 6
Tiffany: Gosh, Tenz! If your Granny's "old hag chili" turns them into old hags, would your fatal chili have... *gulp*!
Panel 7
Tenzil: Nah, Tiff! They just call it that because it's so darn hot! When I knew I wouldn't have the ingredients to make Granny's best regular recipe, I resorted to one of her "magic" chili potions!
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Tenzil: Taryn! You're okay! Where've you been?
Taryn (looking dejected): I'm sorry... we found the bones you needed... but then...
Panel 2
Westerner: Don't blame the li'l lady any. I saw them snoopin' around my Fort of Solitude and thought they was thieves. Ol' Questar here gave me quite the tussle 'fore I caught 'em by surprise. Too bad we couldn't get him woke back up in time to deliver yer ingredient.
Tenzil: Yeah, no biggy. I just mixed the ingredients around a little bit and turned Jo-Dun and his boys into old ladies.
Panel 4
Lester: Look, I hate to break up this lovely reunion, but what about ME? Can't you whip up some defatassing chili or something?
Tenzil: You know if would if I could, Lester. But I guess we've got to find away to get off planet so we can visit that doctor on Avatanda.
Panel 5
Questar: Give me a few moments to finishing recovering, and...
Tenzil, Noyd, and Lester: NO!
Panel 6
Tenzil: Sorry, Questar, but after this experience, I think it would be best if we found a more conventional mode of travel.
Panel 7
Westerner: Well, I reckon I owe it to you to offer you a ride in my space-wagon, to help you get where you're goin'. I don't get off planet much these days myself, so I wouldn't mind the trip. And it looks like you've made sure ol' Jo-Dun won't be causin' any problems for awhile.
Panel 8
*Questar looks on jealously*
Tenzil: We'd be much obliged, pard'ner!
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*Close up on the speaker. Readers who've been paying careful attention will recognize him as the pilgrim from back in Matter-Eater Lad #11!*
Speaker: ...and the great teacher said to me, "Qut-ube, for v'undas have I waited for the coming day, the day in which I shall perform my greatest service to this decaying galaxy. For I shall destroy he who consumes all. Those who have betrayed me so many times shall fall before the sacred dagger of rebirth!" Blessed be our great teacher, for truly he is chosen as the ultimate savior of the cosmos!
Panel 2
*Qut-ube gestures towards the gang*
Qut-ube: And hark! Here now is the one whose presence we have long-awaited! The great Tenzil Kem has come seeking our esteemed doctor! No doubt the mysterious ways of Dhrum have led him to his old friend just in time to assist him in achieving his cosmic apotheosis!
Panel 3
Tenzil: Jillkers! And I thought that Glad Hander guy was hard to understand!
Taryn: Look, we're here looking to help our friend. We've heard your "esteemed doctor" might be able to cure him of his recent... ungainly weight gain.
Panel 4
Qut-ube: Yes, yes! I'm sure the doctor will be very pleased to hear his friends have come to pay him a visit! Right this way!
Panel 5
Lester: Why do I get the feeling this is going to be something really stupid?
Westerner: Relax, pardner. Keep your chin up. Uh... both of 'em.
Panel 6
*Lester looking really annoyed at Tim-Thee*
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*small panels run along top, final panel is large splash panel*
Panel 1
off-panel voice, to Qut-ube: I am here, my faithful! Nothing that transpires, has ever transpired or will ever transpire in a million million realities escapes my notice!
Panels 2, 3 & 4
*feature the gang's shocked expressions*
Tenzil: Whoa!
Plant Lad: Get a load of THAT!
Taryn: I think this may have been a very BAD idea...
Westerner: Sure don't look none like the doctors back on Sexat.
Tiffany: *still held by Westerner* Afro... like... Ike...
Questar: Who's Ike?
Lester: That dude is UGLY!!
*Big Toes is wide-eyed in fear*
Panel 5
*the large splash panel*
Dr. Mayavale: My friends! My dear DEAR friends! I've awaited your arrival for lifetimes! Won't you give a hug to your old chum... won't you show some affection for... DOCTOR MAYAVALE!!!
*splash page featuring drawings of the myriad of Tenzil images described*
caption: All comic book readers know that the reality we live in is but one of an infinite number of realities. In our reality, Tenzil Kem is the former chef for THE LEGION!
But, in OTHER realities...
Legionnaire Tenzil! Terminator Tenzil! Giant Turtle Tenzil! Tenzil the Hot Chick! Bizarro Tenzil # 7! Robot Tenzil! Hillbilly Tenzil! Tenzil of the Jungle! Tenzil Tot!
But who could imagine a reality where Tenzil... was a vicious killer??
Too crazy to be true? Too true to be crazy? Or is it all a part of... "The VENGEANCE of MAYAVALE"!!
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