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Geez, guys... this is funny stuff! I don't know why I haven't read this till now... poo on me.
I *was* waiting for Drura to give Mama Kem a dose of something really nasty... which brings up a semi-serious question. Can Drura 'take away' a disease which she infected/created right away, or does it have to run its natural course? I don't recall this coming up in 'official' stories...
I wish I'd read this before I started using Sugyn in DUELA DOES DALLAS. Maybe I'll make my guy Sugyn's brother...
Anyways, keep up the good work! You've had fun so far and it shows.
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Panel 1
Tenzil: Suffering Sasquatch, guys! I don't even know why y'all are mad at me!
Panel 2
Lester: Well, for starters, I've been starved since before we started watching that boring home movie back on Tartarus, and the in-transit space food this shuttle leaves much to be desired.
Panel 3
Lester: Then there's the fact that I thought we'd get to spend some quality time together on vacation. But no! Your mom gets to lounge around in a space-spa the whole time, and I get thrown in some creepy dungeon and sat upon by an old fat man! Not to mention the other horrors...
Panel 4
Lester: I've done nothing but selflessly devote myself to you since we've met, Tenzil Kem. And yet I feel like you are not giving me the attention and consideration I deserve. You haven't even tried to kiss me, once! A boy wants to feel wanted, and I'm starting to feel like this relationship is completely one-sided.
Panel 5
Lester: I need to know where I stand with you, Tenzil Kem.
Tenzil: Well, jeepers, Lester. I guess we do need to talk...
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Tenzil: Look, Lester... you truly have been wonderful to me. Your help has been invaluable!
Lester: Finally! Some recognition! But it's easy to say you appreciate me.
Panel 2
Tenzil: That's all you're going to get from me, though. Look, I care about you as much as I do my own brother-- though I'm not sure that's much of a compliment-- AS A FRIEND. Only. Ever. Okay?
Panel 3
Lester: You mean... you're... you're...
Panel 4
*Tenzil looking expectantly*
Panel 5
Lester: You're breaking UP with me...!?!?
Taryn: Oh, Sirius on a stick!! There never WAS anything to break UP, Lester! Go use your frelling fortune to buy a CLUE, already!
Tenzil: No. He needs to deal with this in his own way... he'll come around. He was about due for a spotlight issue anyway, and this seems to be the perfect chance for that.
Panel 2
Taryn: I don't know what you're sprocking talking about half the time.
Panel 3
*Lester approaching Spaceship Attendant*
Lester: You there, with the eyestalk... I need to board a shuttlecraft.
Panel 4
Attendant: But... these crafts are for emergency usage only!
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Panel 1
(Lester in shuttlecraft)
Lester: *sob* I can't believe that Tenzil... how could he be so mean to me... and that witch Taryn... I hate her! I hate both of them!
Panel 2
Lester: Hmm... but what if she has Tenzil under mind-control or something? Maybe he's in trouble! Maybe he needs me to rescue him?
Panel 3
Lester: No... it all makes sense now. Tenzil never loved me at all... that's why he was so cold towards me... And Taryn knew all along... and the producers of that stupid holo-show... everyone's just been making fun of me!
Panel 4
Lester: They're stupid! All of them stupid! I'll show them! Just as soon as I... hey, what am I doing? Where am I going?
Panel 5
(A larger spacecraft is approaching the tiny shuttlecraft Lester is in...)
Lester: Well, I can't go back to Bismoll, and going home to cry to daddy would suck, too.
Panel 6
(Lester's ship is drawn into the larger spacecraft)
Lester: Uh... what's going on here?
Panel 7
(a strange bald, monocled man appears on Lester's viewscreen...)
Othar: Greetings, Lester Spiffany! I am Othar of Thrann. It is good to finally meet you!
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Othar: No! Well, one of them happens to have an over-sized bare cranium as well, but he's not from Thrann...
Lester: Oh, brother...
Panel 2
caption: Soon...
Othar: My friend, let me introduce you to my Super-Companions...
Panel 3
Othar: Splash, from the planet Cruxl, a scientist whose great genius allowed him to invent a serum which changes him into a puddle of water!
Panel 4
Othar: This is Shower, Splash's young partner, whose scientist father gave him the ability to make it rain!
Panel 5
Othar: And here is Bobb Barker, better known as Treehugger, whose mutant ability to grow extra limbs and extend them to giant proportions means few evildoers can escape his embrace!
Panel 6
Othar: And here is poor Shadow! The particles of his body were altered in a bizarre experiment so that he can walk through anything, but is only able to align his particles to make him capable of physical contact for brief periods!
Panel 7
Othar: And lastly, Mzgrzz the Magnificent, whose mind-over-matter powers allow him to reshape ordinary objects into fabulous inventions!
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Lester: Hmm. Too bad he can't reshape that big bald head of his... and yours.
Panel 2
Othar: ENOUGH about the big bald heads, already!
Lester: Hey, don't yell at ME, Monocle-face! I didn't ASK to be here with a bunch of chrome-domes, tree-dudes and ghost guys. What's up with this Dweeb Festival, anyway?
Panel 4
Treehugger: We had hoped to get you to join our Super-Companions.
Lester: Look, Budd...
Treehugger: Bobb.
Lester: Like it matters. I'm not much of a joiner. I'm a loner.
Panel 5
Othar: You CERTAINLY aren't the sweet young man you portrayed on the Kem Show!
Panel 6
Lester: I was in love then. Now, I'm rejected and bitter. Back to my old self. And it feels GOOD to be ME again. I hate the stupid space-simp I became for a while.
Shower: The rain doesn't bother it-- but let's see how it likes a HAILSTORM!
Panel 2
*Moby being hailed on, looks enraged*
Panel 3
Shadow: I'll get it to follow me since it can't hurt me!
Panel 4
*shot of Lester watching the battle*
Thought-caption: I would be helpless to stop that monster-- but The Super-Companions are actually quite capable against it so far... well, except for Splash...
Panel 5
Mzgrzz: BACK, Shadow and Shower! Back, as I STRIKE the beast...!
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