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Author Topic: MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!!! Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 5 --coming soon!-- From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Mmm Hm. I'll bet that if we were getting PAID for this, you'd have your page turned in already. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Yes. From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Hack! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Jeebus, Eryk!!!! Our salivating fans await! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 5 Panel 1 Taryn: Tenz, if I boost you up, can you eat through the bars on the window? Tenzil: Piece of cake! Panel 2 (Taryn give Tenz a boost, and he starts eating the bars Panel 3 (After one bite, Tenz has an odd look on his face, and spits out what he has just eaten. The ends of the bars are glowing purple where he bit into them) Tenz: Yuck! That tastes awful! Taryn: Tenz! That purple glow...! Panel 4 (Taryn let Tenz down and he crumples on the floor) Tenz: I don't feel so good... Taryn: Damn! The bars are made of magnozite! The one substance that even Bismollians can't eat! Panel 5 Lester: Are you okay, hon? Tenz: Uuuuuhhhhh... Panel 6 Taryn: I don't think he ate enough to cause serious poisoning, but he'll be sick for awhile... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 6 Panel 1 Shirley: Won't someone PLEASE help! These crazy heart-pumping fleshbags are running amok and eating stuff! It's pure higgledy-piggledy down here! SriEEEEEK! Panel 2 Lester: That's QUITE enough outta YOU, sister! (he hurls a pearl necklace) Panel 3 (the necklace loops around Shirley's neck; her head pops off) Shirley: *GaKK!* Panel 4 Taryn: Lethal force, Lester? Lester: Jeebus! I didn't mean to kill it-- I just wanted it to quit shrieking! Tenzil: *heh* That was... kewl... *HURRL!* Panel 5 Taryn: Dagnabbit, Tenzil! Tenzil: Can't help... *HURRL!* ...it! Lester: Someone's coming! Panel 6 Taryn: And WE'RE going! (she smashes a wall down) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 (Taryn bursts through the walls of the dungeon to find... another dungeon cell!) Taryn: Ah... grife! Panel 2 Taryn (to Lester): You take care of Tenzil, I'm going to see what's above us! Panel 3 (Taryn leaps and burst through the ceiling!) Panel 4 (Taryn finds herself in Evillo's bedroom! Fortunately, Evillo is nowhere to be seen... though interesting sounds seem to be coming through the wall...) Panel 5 (Taryn looks down through the hole in the floor at Lester holding the ill Tenzil.) Panel 6 (Taryn searches Evillo's drawers for something she can lower down to Lester and Tenzil) Panel 7 (Taryn pulls Tenzil up using Evillo's bathrobe) From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 8 Panel 1 Apollo: You! How did you escape the Realm of Darkness? Lester: DAMN! It's that hypnotic good-looking guy! Panel 2 Taryn: (from above) NO, Lester!! Grab the robe NOW! Panel 3 Apollo: Why would he want to do that? He wants to stay here with me... don't you, Lester? The fun we could have spending your fortune... the exotic male strip clubs-- the clothes-optional casinos-- Paris! Ventura! The Puppet Planetoid! The mind reels! Stay with me, Lester. Lester: I... I... Panel 4 Tenzil: (from above) Les! Don't abandon us, dude! We need you... *HURRL!* Taryn: Dagnabbit!!! Panel 5 Apollo: Come HERE, Lester... NOW! Lester: Yes, master... Panel 6 Lester: Since it will allow me to get close enough to do... THIS! (Lester konks Apollo on the head with a gold brick) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 (The remainder of the Devil's Dozen [Lotus Fruit Lass, The Wild Huntsman, Stick With A Nail in It Kid, Sugyn, and Two-Face Tess] enter!) Lotus Fruit Lass: Get him! Panel 2 (Two-Face Tess pulls off her face!) Lester: Eeeewwww! Panel 3 (As Lester collapses in disgust, Sugyn sits on him! Meanwhile, the LFL, SWANITK, and Wild Hunstman head for the stairs!) Lotus-Fruit Lass: You two keep this one captive, we'll go after the other two! Panel 4 Tenzil: Willikers! They've got Lester! What are we gonna do, Taryn? Panel 5 (Taryn looks around the room) Taryn: Get me a sec... Panel 6 (Taryn barricades the door with Evillo's giant bed!) Taryn: This will slow them down! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 caption: meanwhile, in the hot-tub... Drura: Well! Your son... Denzel was it? ...he sounds like a real kewl parakat! Ma: Tenzil. And oh my, YES, he is! I actually have another son, too, but he was never a Legionnaire... or even employed by the Legion. He was always so jealous of Tenzil... Panel 2 (POP! sound effect, as a random Scantily Clad Overendowed Assassin appears out of nowhere while Ma & Drura look on) Panel 3 (the SCOA dashes off) Drura: Hmm. That was unexpected. Ma: And speaking of unexpected-- here comes son # 2 right now! Panel 4 (Renkil fuming as he passes by the hot tub) Ma: Renkil! I have someone I want you to meet, darling... Renkil: Not naw, Ma! Panel 5 Ma: My stars! What could have gotten into that lad? He's usually slightly less rude than that. Drura: Think nothing of it, sweetie. I'll meet him later. So, how long are you guys planning to be here? Panel 6 Ma: I... I don't know. Tenzil aranged all this with his friends Taryn and Nancy. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any of them around lately... Drura: Oh? Sounds a bit space-fishy. MA: Yes... yes it does, at that... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 11 Panel 1 Caption: Back in Evillo's bedchambers... Tenzil: Are you sure that will keep them out? Taryn: We'll see... Panel 2 (The Devil's Dozen burst through another door behind Tenz and Taryn!) Panel 3 Taryn: Grife! I must have barricaded the closet! I always do that! Panel 4 (Lotus Fruit Lass uses her power...) Tenzil: Oh... I am so going to be sick... Panel 5 (Taryn picks up Stick With a Nail In It Kid and uses him and throws him at the Wild Huntsman) Taryn: I'll be with you in a sec, Tenz! Panel 6 (Taryn punches Lotus Fruit Lass, but Tenz remains crouched on floor puking) Taryn: You okay, Kem? Tenz: Uhhhh... yeah... go... save... Les... ter... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 caption: Meanwhile, under Sugyn... Lester: It's not that I mind being on the bottom, but THIS is mortifying! Sugyn: Shaddup, kid! Panel 2 Lester: What's Evillo paying you, fat boy? Sugyn: Not enough to listen to your sorry-ass whining! Panel 3 Lester: Oh yeah? Well, I'll TRIPLE it! Tess: Your sorry-ass whining? Panel 4 No, Trish, or whatever your name is... I'll triple whatever Evillo's paying you to join up with ME! Panel 5 (Tess & Sugyn look at each other grinning) Panel 6 (Sugyn rises off Lester) Sugyn: Creds up front? Panel 7 Lester: I'd like you to meet your new best friend... (pulls out huge pile of credits, seemingly from nowhere) Buttloada Moolah, meet chubby! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 13 Panel 1 Two-Face Tess: Hey! You can't just quit the Devil's Dozen! Panel 2 (begin to peel face off) Sugyn: Oh, no you don't! Panel 3 (Sugyn hits her with a big gush of water!) Lester: Cool! Panel 4 (Taryn runs in) Taryn: Hold on, Lester! I'll take out fatso! Lester: Wait! Panel 5 (Taryn leaps to take Sugyn down with a flying kick) Panel 6 (Taryn's kick connects with Sugyn) Lester: No, Taryn! He's on our side now! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 Panel 1 Sugyn: Sheesh, lady! Those feet could kill a guy! Lester: I keep trying to get her to use the full-body deoderatron... Sugyn: Huh? That's not what I... oh, never mind. Panel 2 Taryn: Okaaaaay... I don't have time to ask a lot of questions... so if you're with me, let's grab Tenzil and get the SPROCK out of here... if you're against me, prepare for a pounding. Panel 3 Lester: We're with you, now let's GO! Panel 4 Sugyn: (whispers to Lester) Blazing Bigfoot! Is she always like this? Lester: This is a actually a good day! Panel 5 caption: And lo and behold, before you can say "I want my money back"... (scene shows the gang busting out!) Taryn: I hear something... the sounds of battle...! Lester: Sounds more like earthquake beasts making love to me...! Sugyn: It's... Evillo! And-- is that--? NO! It can't be---! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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