Malefico: Here we are at Evillo's High-School graduation-- he finished in the upper 80% of his class! I was so proud!
Panel 2
Lester: (whispering to Tenzil) This movie sucks!
Tenzil: Chill, Les... let's see where it's going...
Panel 3
Malefico: Ah! And here is where Evillo first sprouted his Horns of Power-- I was so proud of him!
(scene shows Evillo in back-seat of Hover-Car with a date)
Panel 4
Lester: Yuck!
Tenzil: Tartaran rites of passage are so twisted!
Taryn: Shhhhh!
Panel 5
Malefico: Hmmmph. And here is my greatest disappointment-- My own son uses his Horns of Power to banish me to the Realm of Darkness! Thank Beelzebub his Mother wasn't alive to see this!
Lester: Did you kill her?
Panel 6
Malefico: Of course, when Evillo was still in High School.
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Panel 1
Malefico: So... that's it! I'm the rightful ruler of Tartarus, unjustly deposed by my treachorous son, and you folks have come here to rescue me from my imprisonment and restore me to the throne!
Panel 2
Lester: Rescue you?
Taryn: Uh... actually we were kind of hoping you could help us find our way out of here...
Panel 3
Malefico: Oh... you just need to go to the Realm of Returning to the Place You Were Before Evillo Banished You!
Tenzil: But we heard that place was just a myth!
Panel 4
Malefico: Oh, I just tell people that, on account of the fact that our entire civilization would collapse if anyone actually left the Realm of Darkness!
Panel 5
Taryn: So, if you know where it is, why do you need us to rescue you?
Panel 6
Malefico: Well, there's a simple explanation for that...
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Malefico: I'm an absolute monarch, moron. I don't get dirt under my nails... ever. I've got peons like yourselves to sully your hands with the nasty business.
Panel 2
Taryn: And the "nasty business" is overthrowing your son?
Malefico: The nasty business will be the complete and total annihilation of my son! And you 3 will be my regents!
Panel 3
Lester: And if we refuse?
Malefico: Then I have you seized, chained, and beheaded. I will allow the space-chickens to peck at your severed heads and will peel the flesh from your bodies and sell it in The Realm of Thrifty Shopping. Your torsos will be diced and placed in the Mile-Long Salad Bar. And then, things will get REALLY ugly. Trust me, it's in everyone's best interest that you do my bidding.
Panel 4
(the gang converses in a huddle)
Panel 5
Tenzil: We'll do it!
Malefico: I thought you might.
Panel 6
Malefico: (to random vixen) Assemble the League of Scantily-Clad Overendowed Assassins! We leave shortly!
Panel 7
Taryn: (whispers to Lester) And this time, Lester-- STICK to the PLAN-- or ELSE. NO heavy-sack beatings until WE give the word.
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Caption: Soon our heroes, the tyrant Malefico, and the League of Scantily-Clad Overendowed Assassins are assembled in the Realm of Returning to the Place you were Before Evillo Banished You!
Panel 2
Tenzil: So, what happens now?
Malefico: We pull this switch... which drains all power from all over the former Realm of Darkness and converts it to energy that will transport all of us back to Tartarus!
Panel 3
Taryn: Hmm... so that's what you meant by causing the entire civilation to collapse... no power, no bright lights and good times!
Tenzil: And I bet the mile-long salad will spoil as well!
Panel 4
(flilps the switch)
Malefico: This is of no concern to us!
Panel 5
(there's a bright light as they are all teleported away!)
Panel 6
(focuses on Dexter as everything starts to go dark in the Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times...)
Panel 7
Darkness.
Panel 8
Caption: Next Issue... Tartar us, will you?
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And that's another one under the belt!
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MATTER-EATER LAD: THE SERIES ISSUE #5
PAGE 1
Panel 1
(a corporate office on Bismol)
Exec #1: Sir, the ratings for the past few episodes of Kem Family and Friends have been dismal...
Exec #2: Oh?
Panel 2
(shows Tenz being banished to the Realm of Darkness)
Caption: Our star keeps disappearing for days at a time on so-called "offical senate business".
Panel 3
(shows Taryn and Lester)
Caption: Furthermore, he keeps taking Taryn, the most popular member of the cast, and Lester, who has his own devoted minority of fans, with him.
Panel 4
(shows Pa and Renkil with zombie prostitute)
Caption: Recent episodes have focused almost entirely on Pa and Renkil, and, quite frankly, viewers are more disgusted by their antics than anything else...
Panel 5
(Shows Ma and Drura in hot tub)
Caption: I think our best bet is to focus this week's episode on Ma and her new friend, but we really need our star back, or this show may be in danger of cancellation!
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Drura: ...And so, since my people have absolute control over every known form of disease, bacteria and viruses in the galaxy, we tend to be feared and loathed. Anyhoo, I started to feel a little enclosed on Somahtur, so I ditched the planet and came to this groovy health spa.
Ma: And befriended me! And I'm so glad you did! Honestly, I can't imagine anyone fearing and loathing you.
Dura: Gosh! I didn't tell you about that time I tried out for the Legion! They REALLY loathe me over there!
Ma: LEGION??!?! My son is a former Legionnaire.... employee!
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Panel 1
(Pulls back to the shadowy femizon lair!)
Azura: Hmm... this Somahturian is an interesting female. Perhaps we should enlist her in our cause!
Woman #3: I am worried about our chosen champion.
Panel 2
Azura: Worried about Loy? She should be fine. Or are you really worried about her male friend?
Woman #3: Well, I'll admit. I do find him strangely interesting. For a male, that is!
Panel 3
Azura: I suspected as much. You'll be happy to know that our agents in the Realm of Darkness have reported that Loy and Kem are both safe, and should be returning to Tartarus very soon.
Woman #3: *Whew*!
Panel 4
Azura: The plans of the Sisterhood are in full swing! Already, we have control of Taltar and Femnaz, and your homeworld of Titan is nearly in our grasp. Seizing Tartarus should be as easy as pluberry pie!
Panel 5
Woman #3: Only if Thora can convince Taryn Loy to cooperate, though...
Azura: Of course she'll help us, Eve! She's a female!
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Lester: Where's Evillo's Pops and those big-boobs girls?
Panel 3
Taryn: We all must have reappeared in the exact spot we were when Evillo banished us-- Suffering Sasquatch!! Who knows WHERE Malefico and his Assassin Harem ended up!
Panel 4
Tenzil: Well. THIS complicates things.
Panel 5
Shirley the zombie maid: I THOUGHT I heard noises! HELP!! HELP!!! There's fleshy pink malcontents loose down here!
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