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Author Topic: MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!!! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 5 Panel 1 darkness Panel 2 darkness caption: This is pretty dull. Panel 3 darkness Panel 4 darkness caption: Uhhh... whose hand is that...? Panel 5 darkness caption: Sorry! Ummm, I thought that was my... body. Panel 6 (bright illumination; T T & L shield their eyes) Tenzil: Jumping fishooks! Lester: My retinas! Taryn: What NOW...?! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 6 (Thora and Evillo are dining) Panel 1 Evillo: So, uh, it's lovely to see you again, dear. You look well. Thora: Save your flattery for one of your weak and docile Tartaran tramps. I'm here on business. Panel 2 Evillo: I'd like to think we could mix business and pleasure. After all, we were very close at one time... Thora: And don't think I've forgotten how you treated me. I hope you don't try something stupid like trying to banish me to the Realms of Darkness again... Panel 3 Evillo: Why, I don't do that kind of thing any more! I'm a changed man! Thora: Foolish male! You think you can deceive me with your lies! Panel 4 Evillo: *Sigh* So what kind of business are you here on? Thora: Basically, the Sisterhood has decided that it is in our interest to co-operate with you. We know why you've been eliminating Bismollian senators. We want to help. Panel 5 Evillo: And what do I get out of this? Thora: We won't enslave you and your entire male population! At least, not yet! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 (closeup of face of zombie prostitute) caption: I just don't think we should do it, Dad! What about Mom? This is being filmed! Panel 2 (credits are handed to zombie prostitute) caption: Shut yer trap, boy! Your Ma doesn't care! This li'l undead filly has to earn a living... that's a joke, Son, get it? Undead... earn a living... *Guffaw!* I kill me! Panel 3 (zombie prostitute getting undressed) caption: Dad... I am NOT going to do this. Panel 4 (Pa pointing finger Uncle Sam-style) Pa: Renkil, we gotta do stuff like this to keep the ratings up! You like your fancy new home and your fancy vacations and your fancy hovercars? I want you to get over there with that pretty li'l filly PRONTO. Get her warmed up for me. Panel 5 Renkil (looking at zombie prostitute): *sigh* Panel 6 zombie prostitute: Commme onnn overrrr loverrrr... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Dear writers, Jeenyus! Pure jeenyus! Sir Prize and Miss Terious were great and this issue looks like it's already shaping up to be the best one! Great stuff, more I say! -C From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 8 Panel 1 (shadowy lair) Shadowy Man #3: I just got word from Tartarus! It seems the imbecilic Senator Kem blundered into Prince Evillo's castle! Panel 2 Shadowy Man #1: Whew! That's a relief! I was afraid we'd be banished to the Realm of Darkness for failing to get him! Panel 3 (knock on the shadowy door) Panel 4 Shadowy Man #1: I wonder who that is? Panel 5 Shadowy Man #1 opens door and is blasted by a ray gun! Shadowy Man #2: What the...? Panel 6 Shadowy Man #2 is blasted as well! Panel 7 Shadowy Woman (to communicator): Azura here. I have suceeded in eliminating Evillo's agents on Bismoll. Now let us pray that Thora has such success in her task! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 caption: Meanwhile, back with the guy the book is named after... (Tenzil is adjusting his sunglasses) Tenzil: What the sprock happened? It's a good thing my eyes are naturally protected... bless you, Umbra 3000s! off-panel voice: How are your retinas, little one? Panel 2 (a handsome fellow is standing beside Lester) Lester: Give me just a minute... they're starting to adjust... Taryn: Who are YOU and where are WE? Panel 3 handsome fellow: I? I am Spandex Dexter! And you just crossed from the Realm of Darkness into the Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times! Taryn: What the...? Panel 4 Spandex Dexter: Well, throughout the years, Evillo has banished so many to the Realm of Darkness. I mean, eventually, people HAD to start making improvements and such. Tenzil: I suppose anything's an improvement on perpetual darkness... Panel 5 Spandex Dexter: Indeed. Beyond the Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times, we have the Realm of Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens. Beyond that is the Realm of The Mile-Long Salad Bar, right beside the Realm of the Open Bar and Hover-Pool. Panel 6 Lester: You mean that other stuff isn't included in the Realm of Good Times...? Spandex Dexter: (eyeing Lester that way) Well, not everyone's idea of fun includes scantily clad overendowed vixens... little one. Panel 7 Lester: (looking defiant) Sorry, Dexter-- I'm spoken for. Panel 8 Dexter: I figured as much. So-- why'd ol' horn-head send you guys here anyway...? Panel 9 Taryn: Good question... one we never did learn the answer to! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Brilliant as ever, Lash! The funny thing is that I started to write a scene in which they met Spandex Dexter, but I wasn't getting anywhere with it, so I ditched to advance the femizon subplot! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       You are too kind, sir! I was a little stuck on what to do with the gang in the Realm of Darkness, but then I decided, Why does the Realm of Darkness have to be a bad place? Evillo never goes there, he doesn't know what it's like there anymore... As for Spandex Dexter, a name like that just sent my naughty mind wandering... I'm glad to see you advancing the Thora/femizon subplot, I know you are the King of Tying Stuff Together, and so far so good! Makes me wish this thing could actually be published one day... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 Spandex Dexter: Well, come on! Have you met Nudelad? He just arrived the other day! Panel 2 Taryn: Why's he called Nudelad? He isn't nude at all... Tenzil: Uh, Taryn, you aren't feeling a bit of breeze or anything, are you? Panel 3 Nudelad: Oops, my powers out of control! Lester: Eew, gross! Panel 4 (Taryn quickly ducks behind a strategically placed something or other, rags of clothing hanging off her! Tenz chuckles.) Taryn: This is not funny! Panel 5 Tenz: Don't worry, Taryn! I'm sure you'll fit right in once we get to the Realm of Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens! Except for the overendowed part... Panel 6 Taryn: Tenzil! Tenz: I mean, you're kind of just-rightly endowed... Panel 7 Taryn: TEN-zil! Tenz: Okay, I'll see what I can do to find you some clothes... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 11 Panel 1 (T T & L are being escorted by Dexter around town) caption: And, after Tenzil has kept us from being a "Mature Readers Only" title... Tenzil: So... you guys have done a swell job with the ol' Realm of Darkness, Dexter... I mean, I had heard HORRIBLE things about this place... and to find it so nice is quite a surprise... Dexter: Thanks. Tenzil: ...BUT... Panel 2 Dexter: But what? Tenzil: BUT... let's say someone wanted to get back to Tartarus... Panel 3 Dexter: LEAVE the Realm of Darkness, Bright Lights and Good Times, Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens, Mile-Long Salad Bar and Open Bar and Hover-Pool to return to that hellhole Tartarus? PERPOSTEROUS! Panel 4 Tenzil: Well, SURE it is... but let's say someone DID want to do that... how would one go about it? Panel 5 Dexter: Well... I suppose they would need to venture to the Realm of Returning to the Place You Were Before Evillo Banished You. Panel 6 (Tenzil, Taryn & Lester look at each other all confused-like) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 Dexter: Of course, the Realm of Returning to the Place You Were Before Evillo Banished You is apparently just a myth. I have yet to meet anyone whose been to that realm! Panel 2 Taryn: But couldn't that be because the people who make it there go back where they came from, so you wouldn't meet them... Panel 3 Dexter: Presposterous! I know every inch of the former Realm of Darkness, now converted into the various other realms, and I've never seen such a place! Panel 4 Tenzil: *Gasp* Could it be there's no way out? Lester: It's not so bad... at least we have each other... Panel 5 Taryn: Oh, brother. So let's check out some of the other realms, already! Panel 6 Dexter: Follow me. There's someone who live up ahead that I'm sure you'll want to meet... Taryn: *sigh* I better not end up naked again... [ March 16, 2004, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 13 Panel 1 caption: And in a hut tub on Tartarus, Ma Kem and Infectious Lass get to know one another better... Drura: So, I'm surprised you don't mind these spy-eye cameras buzzing around you all the time. Ma: Oh, my stars, no, not a bit. Panel 2 Drura: (looking concerned) You mean they haven't caused you any Loss of Privacy Brain Fever? Panel 3 Ma: *gasp!* There's such a thing as Loss of Privacy Brain Fever? Panel 4 Drura: Oh heavens, yes. It's very prevalent on Overpoppula. Y'know, the tiny, over-populated planetoid. Ma: Oh my! Panel 5 Drura: And sadly, LoP-BF is... fatal. Panel 6 Ma: *GASP!!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 14 Panel 1 (Evillo and Thora are on a balcony...) Evillo: I have to admit... I have missed you... your smile... your beautiful blue eyes... Thora: So... what's your decision? Cooperation, or total enslavement? Panel 2 Evillo: Thora, dear. There is no reason we have to be enemies... I'd love for us to work together... Panel 3 Thora: Then, cretinous male, I will spare your life! You've taken care of the current Senator from Littleburg, I take it? Evillo: He has been banished to the Realm of Darkness, my dear! Panel 4 Thora: You said you didn't do that anymore. Evillo: Er... only in the most extreme cases, my dear! Panel 5 Thora: So, when will you be recovering the artifact? Evillo: Just as soon as I have my full Devil's Dozen assembled! We're holding a tryout for new members tomorrow! [ March 17, 2004, 07:12 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 15 Panel 1 caption: Man, that was some fine zombie tail! (scene shows Renkil looking shell-shocked, sitting on side of bed) Panel 2 caption: C'mere, baby... gimme a li'l kissy before we have to cut out. (scene shows Renkil stumbling to bathroom) Panel 3 caption: Yeah... you like that don't you? What's your name anyway? (scene shows Renkil tossing his cookies in hover-toilet) Panel 4 caption: Myyyy nammmme issss Velvetttt. (Renkil continues to hurl) Panel 5 caption: They named you right, baby. I'll bet you were soft as velvet back when you were alive. C'MON RENKIL! Time to blow this joint, boy! (Renkil stumbling from bathroom) Panel 6 Pa: What's yer damage, boy? Let's go. Renkil: I'm not going with you, Dad. Panel 7 Pa: Oh! You wanna 'nother round with Miss velvet, huh? Renkil: Dad-- get the HELL away from me. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 16 Panel 1 Tenzil: So this is the Realm of Scantily Clad Overendowed Vixens, eh? Dexter: Yep. I'm taking you to meet our king... he's the prisoner whose been here the longest. Panel 2 Lester: Uh... are we going to drop by that mile long salad bar anytime soon? I'm kind of hungry. Panel 3 Tenzil: Here, have some pebbles... Lester: Uh, Tenzie-pooh... Panel 4 Tenzil: Oh, yeah, I forgot... Well, maybe this King guy'll have some food you can eat... Hmm... I wonder how they keep that mile long salad fresh anyway? Panel 5 (Dexter kneels in front of the king, who is seated on a throne surrounded by scantily clad over endowed vixens) King: Greetings. I am King Malefico, ruler of Tartarus! [ March 17, 2004, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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