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Author Topic: LEGION STORIES re-told in all-smiley form MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Next, the ultra-horny Chameleon Boy is all Mr. Grabbyhands on his friend Brainiac 5's gal, Supergirl. Reep, I expected better from you. Aw, come ON! One little kiss can't harm invulnerable lips like yours! I'll bet you can't change yourself into a phantom! I've won that kiss! There's NO limit to my disguise capabilities! Watch! Remain like that PERMANENTLY courtesy of this CANCELITE SPRAY I've invented! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Meanwhile, Star Boy is plotting to plow the fields previously tilled only by Jo Nah... Mmmm...Mmmm... she tastes like... Ultra Boy! Enjoy yourself, pal! It's later than you think! Then she traps him in a pit of his own making in the most convoluted, complicated way possible as girls are wont to do. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Then-- it's PARTY TIME! HA, HA, HA! The LEGION is OURS! Laugh it up! Dance! Sing! Explore lesbianism!! I'm so excited, I'm going to twirl around so that my panties show! I hate boys!! ATTENTION SUPER-HEROES! BEHOLD ME ON YOUR SPACE-MONITOR! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Why, it's QUEEN AZURA-- ruler of the planet FEMNAZ! We visited her world once, off-panel! Now I can tell what happened then, unknown to you-- We used a hypnotic GLOW JEWEL to command you to HATE MALES! We're VERY pleased and grateful, Azura. NO! I did WRONG! The transmitted beams from the Glow Jewel will undo the evil command I previously gave! Oh, NO! What we did was awful... *sob! sob!* *choke!* What made you decide to countermand your order NOW, Azura? Ultra Boy and Mon-El visited Femnaz, and let's just say... they reminded that males are okay sometimes. *wink!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Wha..! MY Jo... and that blonde slut? It's not like YOU just didn't screw Star Boy, Tinya. True, I guess... and once again, boys and their penises saved the day! And we girls were presented as nothing but scheming, troublemaking whores! Quick, girls! Save the boys we endangered! Get busy! Use antidotes! rescue them from the perils we inflicted on them! Hurry, hurry! So everything's jim-dandy in the end... except for this disturbing thought from Nellyment Lad: *sigh* Too bad the girls weren't on the level about those "romances". But who knows what the future may bring? Well, we all know now what the future had in store for Jan and Ayla in the romance department, don't we? And I for one wasn't surprised! THE END -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Leap Year Lord Right now. posted                       But what about the Bazooka? Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Nightcrawler Founder posted                           This brought a tear to my eye! Bravo! Bravo! Take a bow! Encore! Encore! From: San Diego, CA | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       I thought the bazooka was quite the obvious phallic symbol, blasting its fury at the statues of the male Legionnaires! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       *blush!* Thank you, Gary! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Leap Year Lord Right now. posted                       Well, exactly. And with what did the girl trap the boys? The boys' own...uh, phallic symbols! For a story about female supremacy there sure was a lot of.... Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Future The Present is Past posted                       Excellent, Lash! One of the best re-tellings yet! The inserted comments were a great addition, especially for this story! I hope you continue to do more smiley stories when you find the time. You've got plenty of fans awaiting! Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Thank you, Future-- I think it's my favorite so far! I already know the next one I want to do... but it requires that Gary create a LUCY LANE smiley... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Another LEGION HOSTESS AD Golly! This party sure is dead! What do you expect on Shanghalla? *sigh* Being dead is boring. Look what I brought, everyone! King Dongs! Who needs Mordru to raise the dead when you've got the delicious chocolate frosting and creamy, dreamy innards of King Dongs? Let's party, Leeta! Gimme a bite of your King Dong first! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  ActorLad Un-Famous posted                       Heh, I just saw this for the 1st time today & they're great. I can't wait to read more. -------------------- ActorLad Friendly Neighborhood Performer Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board! From: Alaska | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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