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Author Topic: MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!!! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 16 Panel 1 Wheez: Well well well. No banishment to the Realm of Darkness. Is it petty of me to be disappointed...? Panel 2 Hakk: Who cares if you're petty? You're a re-animated rotting corpse. Panel 3 Wheez: Gee, thanks for reminding me. I'd almost forgotten. Jerk. Panel 4 Hakk: Settle down or we're going to miss something fun! Hey, get a load of the two idiots in the tin cans! Panel 5 (shows 2 applicants in pathetic-looking old-fashioned robot suits, one male and one VERY female) Panel 6 Hakk: What do girl robots need mammaries for? Panel 7 Wheez: (looking at "robots") I smell a banishment! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 17 Panel 1 Evillo: Who's next? Applicant: I'm Degree Damsel! I can alter the temperature of anything! Panel 2 Evillo: Ah, yes, I can feel it getting hotter in here... Degree Damsel: But, I, uh, haven't used my power yet! Panel 3 Evillo: Oh, don't worry about that... I think you'll be perfect for my Devil's Harem... I mean... Dozen! Panel 4 "Miss Terious": What a pig! Are you ready? "Sir Prize": Yep. Though I think we should have made your metal breasts larger! Panel 5 Miss Terious: You are SO looking to get a beating when this is over with, aren't you? From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 18 Panel 1 Evillo: (to Degree Damsel) Hakk will show you to your new quarters, my dear. Very luxurious and right next to my own. Panel 2 Evillo: Which one of you idiots is next? Let's speed this up, I have a date! Panel 3 Sir Prize: It is I, your royal evilish-ness! Evillo: And you are...? Panel 4 Sir Prize: I am Sir Prize! Evillo: And your special ability is...? Panel 5 (Tenzil smashes a pie in Evillo's face) Panel 6 Sir Prize: Surprised you, didn't it? That's my special gift! Panel 7 (Evillo looking enraged, cream dripping from face) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 19 Panel 1 Miss Terious: Wait! It's not just him! We're a team! Evillo: Oh, grife...! Panel 2 Evillo: So, who are you? Miss Terious: I'm Miss Terious! Panel 3 Evillo: And what, pray tell, is your power? Miss Terious: I can't reveal it! Panel 4 Evillo: And why not? Miss Terious: Becuase it's a mystery, of course! That's why they call me Miss Terious! Panel 5 Evillo: Well, how do I know you have any powers at all? Miss Terious: Hmm... I'll need an object to demonstrate... how about that medallion you're wearing? Panel 6 Miss Terious: Watch as I make the medallion mysteriously disappear! Panel 7 Caption: Miss Terious spins around, and the medallion is gone! Evillo: *gasp*! What happened to it? Miss Terious: *gulp* *swallow* It must remain a mystery! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 20 Panel 1 Evillo: (obviously staring at Miss Terious' giant breasts) You will make a fine addition to my Devil's Dozen! Panel 2 Miss Terious: Fantastic! Panel 3 Evillo: Your cretinous partner, however, shall be banished to the Realm of Darkness! Panel 4 Sir Prize: Jumping fishooks! Panel 5 (Lester dashes into room) Lester: NooooOOOOoooo!!! Panel 6 (Lester smashes Evillo with a sack full of coins) Panel 7 (Evillo lies bloodied and unconscious on the floor) Lester: UH oh....! Did I blow it...? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 21 Panel 1 Lotus Fruit Lass (to the rest of the Devil's Dozen): Get them! Panel 2 (Shows Wild Huntsman lassoing "Miss Terious") Wild Huntsman: I think this about wraps up your audition! Panel 3 (Shows Sugyn exhaling a massive water blast at "Sir Prize") Sugyn: It looks like your all washed up! Panel 4 (Apollo walks over to Lester) Lester: Y- you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen! Apollo: Come over here, and let's sit and talk for awhile. Panel 5 (Lester walks over to sit beside Apollo) Panel 6 (Stick With A Nail In It Kid bashes Lester over the head) From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 22 (splash page; showing the Devil's Dozen standing over Sir Prize, Miss Terious & Lester victoriously; Wheez is helping the bloodied & cream-covered Evillo stand) Evillo: Sieze them and prepare them for banishment!!! And... someone fetch me an aspirin... STAT! NEXT ISSUE: That's the Night That The Lights Went Out in The Realm of Darkness! Two chicks in a hot-tub! Pa scars Renkil for life! Miss it not, effendi! Stuff said! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Issue 3 is done. What's the verdict, Eryk? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Not bad! My favorite scenes are where Evillo's naming all the members of the Devil's Dozen that aren't there anymore and the Zombie lap dance! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       I like the zombie lap dance and Tenz & Taryn as Sir Prize and Miss Terious! I also thought the Tenzil/Lester talk was well done. My verdict: We're jeenyuses, worthy of being recognized and celebrated! Soooo... shall we go ahead with issue 4...? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       You want to open with the hot tub scene? From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       You read my mind! Script for MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series # 4 PAGE 1 Panel 1 (shows Ma in hot-tub) off-panel voice: May I join you? Panel 2 Ma: But aren't you afraid you might catch the pain plague or Rigellian fever? Panel 3 (shows shapely legs entering the hot tub with Ma) off-panel voice: Not a bit. Panel 4 Ma: Well, I must say it's a pleasure to meet you. Most people don't want to be around me when they hear about the unfortunate troubles I've had. off-panel voice: I've had my share of troubles too. Panel 5 Ma: Such a sweetheart. What is your name? Panel 6 (the speaker is revealed) My name is Drura, but some call me Infectious Lass. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE TWO SPLASH PAGE Title: The Night the Lights Went Out in the Realm of Darkness! (Tenzil, Taryn, and Lester are chained to the wall. Evillo is taunting them.) Evillo: At last, the elusive Senator Kem! And I believed you were going to be far harder to kill than your predecessors! But you walked right into my castle! What a moron! Tenzil: *Gasp* What are you going to do to us? [ March 13, 2004, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 3 Panel 1 Evillo: DO? DO? It's unspeakable! It's outrageous! Lester: That doesn't sound good. Panel 2 Evillo: GOOD? GOOD? It's horrendous! It's SO impossibly NOT good! Tenzil: Are you going to torture us? Shove bamboo under our fingernails? Stretch us on a rack? For the luvva Fred, man-- what's going to happen??! Panel 3 Taryn: Shut UP, Tenzil! Tenzil: Well, I wanted to be prepared is all. Panel 4 Evillo: Hmmmm... bamboo under the fingernails... Maybe next time. For now, banishment to the Realm of Darkness will suffice. Panel 5 (horns sprout from Evillo's head) Tenzil: Jiminy Jillikers! Lester: That's SO GROSS! Taryn: *sigh* Panel 6 Evillo: BEGGONE!!!! (Evillo zaps them) -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE FOUR Panel 1 Darkness Panel 2 Darkness Panel 3 A blurry image of Taryn Panel 4 (Tenzil sitting up, with Taryn and Lester standing over him) Tenzil: Popping planets! We're still alive! Panel 5 Lester: Oh, Tenzil! I'm glad you're okay! I was so scared when that icky guy started sprouting horns from his head! Panel 6 Taryn: Let's try to figure out where we are. From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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