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More, more, more! Lash, you've been on a creative streak lately, I love it!
What issue is next?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Thanks, Lasher!
Hmm... I think I've developed my own groovy idea for re-telling some Legion stories...
Jeepers! I forgot all about this cool idea I had ages ago!
I was going to re-tell contemporary Legion stories in Silver Age fashion! Using the groovy Silver-Age style codenames we came up with back on the old DCMBs!
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I'll see what I can do, Gary! (you are referring to the current series, right?)
I admit to being a trifle scared to attempt LSH (Baxter) # 50, the battle with the Tme Trapper. That's such a BIG story... I think shorter stories work better in this format!
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Bah! I must follow my own muse! And therefore, ALL-SMILEY THEATRE presents REVOLT OF THE GIRL LEGIONNAIRES from Adventure Comics 326. Original tale written by the immortal Jerry Siegel; tinkering by the extremely mortal moi.
IT BEGINS
The girl Legionnaires are called away from their duties-- which include using a cellular-trim ray to reduce their ass-flab and lying in bed at a knowledge-condensotron class-- (no, I ain't making this up. I'm not that good.). They meet up at HQ and their plot to destroy the boy Legionnaires is revealed!!
My choice is CHAMELEON BOY!
I select ELEMENT LAD!
STAR BOY will be mine to destroy!
Since I can triplicate, I'll take INVISIBLE KID, BRAINIAC 5 and COSMIC BOY! Violet, since you're about as sensual as a feather duster, you can help me with them.
Here's to-- THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROINES!
Never mind that killing boys isn't very heroic, Imra!
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Meanwhile, Luornu uses tech borrowed from Violet to shrink Invisible Kid, Brainiac 5 and Cosmic Boy down small enough to fit into a box of matches! (They still have matches in the 30th century?) But not before she puts some serious mack on one them--
He's... kissing me! And I always thought he was gay.
Awp!! I'm dwindling down to TINY SIZE!
Well, we all saw THAT one coming! For the luvva Fred, Lyle, when will you and Jan learn that there's nothing more pitiful than a gay boy trying to be straight!
What fools we were to fall into her trap!
But why does she hate us enough to KILL us? She should only hate us enough to MAIM us!
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My choice is CHAMELEON BOY!![[Light Lass]](graemlins/LightLass.gif)
I select ELEMENT LAD!![[Phantom Girl]](graemlins/PhantomGirl.gif)
STAR BOY will be mine to destroy!![[Triplicate Girl]](graemlins/TriplicateGirl.gif)
Since I can triplicate, I'll take INVISIBLE KID, BRAINIAC 5 and COSMIC BOY! Violet, since you're about as sensual as a feather duster, you can help me with them.![[Saturn Girl]](graemlins/SaturnGirl.gif)
Here's to-- THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROINES!![[Element Lad]](graemlins/ElementLad.gif)
Gosh! Light Lass is cute! I never quite realized before how much!! I think she kind of goes for me!!!![[Invisible Kid]](graemlins/InvisibleKid.gif)
Awp!! I'm dwindling down to TINY SIZE!![[Brainiac 5]](graemlins/Brainiac5.gif)
What fools we were to fall into her trap!![[Cosmic Boy]](graemlins/CosmicBoy.gif)
But why does she hate us enough to KILL us? She should only hate us enough to MAIM us!![[Superboy]](graemlins/Superboy.gif)
OWWW! Why have you... done this... to me? *moan!*
